Ten Best Board Topic laughs of the year

1 The outing of RooiUrinalmint. 2 The Brave New World of Bok rugby, replete with exciting young talent. 3 The retirement of Johan Goosen 4 Le Clos trying to intimidate Phelps with shadow boxing 5 Morne Steyn giving the Boks their only significant win of the year. 6. The Indaba 7. The 'useless' coaching of Jake producing yet another championship 8. England's unbeaten string playing Bok rugby 9. Franco's Smith's outstanding contribution to YE tour back play. 10. Hasbeen's correct prediction of Brexit and the US election.

 haha UrineRooi tops every sh!tlist
I'd have #4 @ 2

Probably his best goof since he picked Zidone and Dusted to take France to Soccer WC victory and since he told us there was no chance the Boks could win the 2007 WC. Those were classics in a class of their own.

 How can we forget his "Golden Rule"..."win toss, bat first"
Darren Sammy, West Indian 20/20 WC Captain is but only one example where his "Golden Rule" was flushed down the sewer, won the toss a record nine times on his way to winning the WC, chose to bowl on every toss. Lost one game to lowly Afghanistan.

Oh hell yes another classic....clearly he could do a top 10 by himself. Remember in 2015 he was so ebullient after a few easy Sharks' wins, he predicted great things.....only for the Sharks to lose 6 in a row.

Then there was the time he was telling us about the Tour and how it was the best of all athletic contests, only for a huge drug bust to go public a few days later.....a history of egg.

Then after he had lots to say about how everybody else on the Board was a loser....he let it slip he couldn't go to that Saturday's match because his boss was working him too hard. The Charlie Chaplin of posters, if there is a banana peal to slip on, he finds it.

 Never had a decent thing to say about Eddie Jones either.....can you imagine the mountain of eggnog heading his way every time the POMS crack a win?
I'm afraid to say drug and alcohol abuse has taken it's toll by ruining his thinking.

 he let it slip he couldn't go that Saturday's match because his boss was working him too hard.
Well, there you have it, the writings on the wall, even the boss is sick of him....wants him out.
Hey UrineRooi, fancy yourself on the dole?

 Thinly veiled "we-hate-Rooinek" thread.
Love it!
LMAO!

 Dr Moz move ten to 1 as clearly this was the event of the year.I recall poor dense denise getting it totally wrong despite all his criticisms of Rooitwit!
When it comes to dense the very dense denise is the benchmark!

It's hard to thinly veil the truth......Rooiurinal. Nobody gets it more wrong, more often.