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Ten disastrous scrums by Coenie

Started by Mozart22 REPLIES289 VIEWS· 14 Jul 2014, 21:40
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MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
14 Jul 2014, 21:40
#1
14 Jul 2014, 21:40#1

Ten scrums, three penalties and a yellow. One more penalty at the ruck. In not one of those scrums did our Bok prop manage to hold his ground and stay straight. In spite of having the supposedly powerful Lood behind him.


Details available on request.

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
14 Jul 2014, 21:44
#2
14 Jul 2014, 21:44#2
 Coenie can' t scrum. Was it the kneck injury? Who knows but it needs fixing if at all possible.Be assured Loodt has way more grunt at scrum time than wee victor 106 kg at best. 
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
14 Jul 2014, 21:51
#3
14 Jul 2014, 21:51#3
Well if he has way more grunt, it makes Coenie's case that much worse. I told you so last  year HasBeen. Listen to Moz.
Here's another prediction....if the Loodster is picked in the RC and he tries those Coldstream Guard vertical runs...he is going to be stripped every time.  
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
14 Jul 2014, 22:00
#4
14 Jul 2014, 22:00#4
 Coenie was a question mark after his neck injury. Because of the injury they tried to move him to tighthead where his kneck would fare better. It hasnt worked but even on his traditional loosehead side he has gone backwards. Not sure what you have told me re Coenie.One thing for sure L oodt go forward will be better than wee victors. I am talking about in traffic. 
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
14 Jul 2014, 22:48
#5
14 Jul 2014, 22:48#5
If you are talking about pure dumb bullocking power I don't doubt it. If you are talking about pace, deception and the ability to make the pass...my money is on Victor.  
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
15 Jul 2014, 15:49
#6
15 Jul 2014, 15:49#6

I'm still waiting for the details of Marcel being beaten at scrum time this past weekend so the chances of getting the fictitious Coenie details are about as strong.

 

Moz you have no idea when it comes to props anyway, you were taken to task with your crap about Mujati v Heinke v/d Merwe some time back......what has changed.

 

But yes please provide the Coenie bullshit but be a sport and do the same re Marcel......I am going to take great pleasure in countering every single take by you because all your takes comprise is biased bullshit and have nothing to do with the facts.

 

Hell even the ref last weekend managed to confirm what a fool he was and you lot for thinking the same......scrum ignorance of the highest order

 

  

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
15 Jul 2014, 17:08
#7
15 Jul 2014, 17:08#7

I can't do Marcel anymore...I have wiped the tape. But trust me....he was vrot. Here's Coenie:

 

2.46 Coenie binding on arm....penalty

 

6.57 Lions scrum shunts forward....Coenie's side goes down

 

11.40  Coenie is scrumming so hard he "bursts a cauliflower ear"

 

12.40  Coenie's feet too far from the ball, dives into the turf, blown for hinging.

 

16.00 Cheetahs win a scrum but end with Coenie in reverse and Strauss popping up.

 

21.32....not a scrum, but Coenie off his feet....penalty

 

29.20 ....seven man Cheetahs scrum destroyed

 

36.00....succesful scrum but with Coenie wheeling back

 

37.20...Coenie survives a scrum, but only just.

 

46.50 ....Coenie twisted inwards

 

50.36 ....Coenie twisted inwards and down....yellow card

 

57.42 Coenie off, de Bruyn on...Cheetahs force short arm penalty.

 

66.00 De Bruyn dives straight to deck, his feet too far back...penalty

 

71.30 ....the first decent cheetahs scrum, they actually get forward momentum at De Bruyn's side.

 

 

Conclusion. Not once was Coenie able to stand his ground and stay straight. Don't even think about him being able to put any pressure on his opponent. De Bruyn  made a mistake in one scrum, but did better in two others, actually acheiving some go forward.

 

So Dave there you are....another Dave pick bites the dust. You can froth at the mouth, throw out insults left and right....it makes no difference. This guy can't even scrum against the lowly Rebels. At one time you were a raving Werner Kruger fan, then a raving Coenie fan....but mostly you are just a raving nut.

CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
16 Jul 2014, 13:20
#8
16 Jul 2014, 13:20#8
 
Sadly Coenie's not a tighthead and he's shown he's not much of a loosehead either.

Time to discard him and look for another.

Redelinghuis is our answer. So is Schalk vd Merwe.

Can't see much competition coming our way if we slot Bismark between them.


SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
17 Jul 2014, 15:43
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17 Jul 2014, 15:43#9

Oh how convenient that you no longer have the Bulls game so your take that Marcel was vrot is just complete and utter rubbish.......but don't despair, you can still find that Bulls game on Youtube........so I'm still waiting.

 

 

As for the Coenie takes.......well I have that on tape and will gladly counter ever one of your rubbish takes.

 

I don't need to view the game to conclude that binding on the arm constitutes a prop being dominated by his opposite number - that's a mere technical infringement

 

And I'd expect a 7 man Cheetahs scrum to struggle!!!

 

I'll Coenie the rest of this shit shortly   

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Jul 2014, 17:24
#10
17 Jul 2014, 17:24#10

Er Dave, the fact that I don't have the tape proves nothing....Marcel was vrot. As for Coenie he was a disaster.....the scrums are exactly as I have described them. Do you think it made any difference whether it was a technical fault or not? The reason this poor chap makes technical faults is that he is under pressure all the time.

 

 

Your capacity for self delusion borders on the pathological...fat man.

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
17 Jul 2014, 20:20
#11
17 Jul 2014, 20:20#11

Moz do you now feel good about yourself calling me fat man - grow up man - Geez

 

 

As for asserting that Marcel is vrot without any proof smacks of cowardice - I said provide the evidence you have failed

 

 

So binding on the arm is a pressure thing - fuck me do you actually know anything about this game we love

 

 

CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
17 Jul 2014, 20:26
#12
17 Jul 2014, 20:26#12
 "Moz do you now feel good about yourself calling me fat man - grow up man - Geez"


The irony.......
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
17 Jul 2014, 20:29
#13
17 Jul 2014, 20:29#13

Vlagtwat - the difference between yourself and Moz is that I respect him, you on the otherhand are a worthless prick who loves to stick his nose in.

 

 

I never direct any insults at Moz, I might swear here and there when exchanging with him but nothing is directed his way

 

 

Now fuck off your waste of fucking space.......go jump off a bridge, no-one would miss you  

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Jul 2014, 20:33
#14
17 Jul 2014, 20:33#14
Look you porker....check out all the insults you threw my way, just in this string. Turn around is fair play. My description also happens to be true. I'm through with being civil to a loud mouthed biggot.  
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jul 2014, 11:35
#15
18 Jul 2014, 11:35#15

Shut the fuck up you pathetic old man who knows fuck all about rugby

 

 

Its about time you fucking retired you retard.......fuck me one can see why you have an affinity to all the geriatrics........you feeling the need to cling on to your past.

 

 

You must be nearing death by now how fucking old are you these days - twat?  

 

 

Now man up and provide the evidence that Marcel was being beating in the scrums you lying twat........one would swear lying about the facts somehow gives you a little credibility.......would that be the age thing again?

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
18 Jul 2014, 14:09
#16
18 Jul 2014, 14:09#16
 Did not know Tourette S yndrome affected the fingers as well.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Jul 2014, 15:51
#17
18 Jul 2014, 15:51#17

Hahahaha....that was just a gentle cast  Dave. You sure bit hook, line and sinker. Here's "The Ross".....enjoy, but be more canny in future:

 

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
18 Jul 2014, 16:06
#18
18 Jul 2014, 16:06#18

 

 

 

 

Saffex

Status:Hall Of Fame
Posts: 8400 RE: Ten disastrous scrums by Coenie
July 17, 2014, 18:29:43

Vlagtwat - the difference between yourself and Moz is that I respect him

 

I never direct any insults at Moz, I might swear here and there when exchanging with him but nothing is directed his way

 

 

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!

 

Wow... do you really believe this tripe you posted here

 

I mean.... really !!

 

I doubt you will find a more bare faced lie from any other poster on here, than that posted right there.

 

What a clown

 

Are you are going to retract that statement you made and just admit that you had a monumentous rush of blood to fill that big head of yours and ended up making a complete idiot of yourself by making that dishonest statement

 

Lol you stooopid clown  

 

 

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jul 2014, 16:06
#19
18 Jul 2014, 16:06#19
Yawn  
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
18 Jul 2014, 16:13
#20
18 Jul 2014, 16:13#20

I see you opened your mouth again SafeSex.

 

How many lies you let out this time?

 

Keep it shut bro, clearly you can't be trusted if you can blatantly lie like this

 

Oh wait..... you are a lawyer.......there's your excuse my seuntjie  

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Jul 2014, 17:58
#21
18 Jul 2014, 17:58#21

Don't always jump to the bait Dave.....

 

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
18 Jul 2014, 18:18
#22
18 Jul 2014, 18:18#22

So let me get this right

 

Because mozart can't be bothered to prove a silly little rugby fact on here and calls you fat man, you call him a twat and say that he is close to death because of his age.

 

Oh and tell a bare faced lie about never swearing directly at mozart in between.

 

There is only one plausible explanation for this amount of uncontrollable anger from you

 

Moz is spot on  about the fat part

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
18 Jul 2014, 19:13
#23
18 Jul 2014, 19:13#23
 Saffex only swears at people he respects. The fowler the abuse, the higher the respect! Don't you guys know nothin?
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