Ten great Bok rugby myths of the last 5 years

In ranked order with number 1 as your leading myth.

10...Paul Jordaantjie

9...Marcel van der Merwe joke

8...Not Chris Koch

7...Elton Janties

6...Pieter Stephanie du Toit

5... Jak-ou Taute

4....Jan Stepfontein

3... Koobus Raainacht

2... JJ Englebrecht

1....Johan Goosen

What do all these flops, who have beguiled and misled fans have in common.....they were outed early and definitively by moz. I took much abuse in the process, but now only one myth, Stephanie, is at the WC.....it's a little bit of sentimentality HM has allowed the rugby nation. The rest are gone in the dustbin of test history.

Let me say the words.....

"I told you so".

B waaaaahahahahahahahaha....dumbass.

So lets see ....which of the Barking Dogs gets the bone. It's hard to judge Carbuncle. He may not have supported all these guys, but then you have to add in massive flops like Whiteley and Maakniks who he heavily punted. Lets leave him aside.

Dave gets an almost clean sheet. But he was with me on Jordaan and not really a Koch supporter. He gets 8 out of 10.

But the Pervert goes him one better....he supported every player on the list except Jantjies. E ven if I suspect his JJ suppport was more of his obsessive anti moz stand. Still it costs him.

Our winning barking dog is Pervie who avidly supported 9 of the 10 flops. Way to go Einstein!

10 biggest current flops that WILL cost us the WC in order of weakness

1. Matfield

2. Morne

3. Jean

4. Pienaar

5. Alberts

6. Louw

7. Brits

8. du Preez

9. Kirchner

10. Mvovo

Disagree on the first 6, they will be among the best. The next 4 are dubious....F du Preez because we havent seen him in action...he has to be a question mark. 

So your case rests on three choices. Brits wont play barring injury. Mvovo wont front against the best wings and Kirchner is a robotic player who cant taclkle for toffee. I agree he shouldn't be there. But that has always been my position on those three. You were huge supporters of each of them. Why the change?

Whether you agree or not is of no consequence given how pathetic your calls have been all year......the same calls that our esteemed coach has been making, the one that has had us win 5 of our last 13 tests against the major nations (2 of which were against the Argies) and slipping to 5 in the rankings. A fact you conveniently choose to ignore every time it is brought up - I wonder why that is......exposing your faith in such losers no doubt.....better to ignore than have to deal with this sorry excuse of a record?

Good to see you have the results to back up your 6 amongst the best.......bwhaaahaaaaaa.......the joke is on you and Meyer......I am not sure which one of you are more rugby ignorant.....time will tell though.

Moz you seem a little thick and I say this with due respect.....I was a huge fan of all the players on that list except the utterly useless Morne............the buzz word being WAS

These clowns are no longer the 5th best in their respective positions......you get my point now? I suspect NOT 

Not at all....I write off young players who show a fatal flaw when exposed at higher levels. I punted Kriel, Pollard and Etzebeth.

That's the point Draad it's damn hard to find test quality players and when you find them, be damn sure you have something better before you drop them.

I'm not at all against young players just young players like the Hyped 10 who had every chance and failed. None of them will be regular Boks....count on it.

Bullshit Moz you are against the young players and keep punting the washed up hasbeens

Imagine preferring Matfield aged 38 over Willemse, PSDT, Lood and Jacques du Plessis......its insulting

Hell add Jean Kleyn, Ruan Botha, Lewies, Carl Wegner, Mostert, Jason Jenkins and RG Snyman.....who are all better locks than old Vic these days.

Hell Vic could not even pass himself off as a light openside flanker these days.....that's how pathetic he is in contact, be it with ball in hand or defensively.

A test side does not need an old fairy passing as a lock....its a joke......but hey ho Vic will take his line-out ball, make the odd open field tackle and join the line as a link player.....just what we need from a test lock in NH conditions.

Hell the list is endless......same can be said of Jean ahead of a host of classy young centres

Your strength is backing losers, the ones that have just won us 5 from our last 13

That is FIVE from our last THIRTEEN 

Won us 6 of our last 13 old chap....and you dishonesly excluded 4 wins preceding that in the same year....10 of our last 17 is a fairer stat. Not good but better than you suggest....and who lost us those 6 games:

1) Oz away in 14....Morne

2) NZ away in 14....Hougaard and Lomp

3) Ireland....Hougaard

4) Wales....Lambie, Reinach and Hougaard

5) Oz in 15..... Lomp and Allende

6) NZ in 15...the pack as whole

7) Bargie in RSA....Koch

He certainly backed losers Lambie, Reinacht, Hougaard and Lomp. Fortunately we have already discarded Commanders in Confusion Raainacht and Hougaard  

Ah of course, it was down to the young guys......bwhaaahaaaa

You could not script it any better Moz......let me guess our early exit this WC will be down to Willie, de Allende, Kriel, Pollard or Etzebeth.......the only youngsters who will make the useless Bok starting line-up......but count on one of de Allende or Kriel being excluded for useless Jean.

I don't give a toss about the previous games, I am only interested in our recent record under useless Meyer........we have won FIVE of our last THIRTEEN under Meyer......that is as insulting a record as ever.

The issue with the Boks under useless Meyer is selections like Kirchner, Mvovo, Hendricks, Fourie, Jean, Olivier, Morne, du Preez, Pienaar, Steenkamp, Heinke v/d Merwe, Brits, Jannie, Matfield, Louw, Alberts and Smith.......if you cant see that you are more rugby ignorant than I know you are.

Hell these names did us proud some 5 years ago......why on earth would anyone still think they have the goods?

Hell the likes of JP, Habana, Beast and Schalk are hanging on by a thread and hardly constitute the best in their respective positions.

We are in the crap because Meyer is utterly useless. His selections are amongst the worst we have seen from any Bok coach since readmission.

I cant wait for your lame excuses post WC

I actually think in terms of selection Meyer is even worse than PDV.......and boy that takes some doing.

All I pray for is that Meyer gets the boot post WC

Give the job to Ackerman and Swys de Bruin of the Lions  I say 

I was far more in favour of our 2007 squad compared to the useless squad Meyer has come up with.....hell there are 14 players 30 years and over in it, with 4 others turning 30 shortly......its a joke.

I had a massive issue with Jake White as he was also useless, but granted.....he was better than Meyer.

White only had a few poor selections unlike Meyer with more than 50% of his squad being anything but merit selections.

Its a fact that we had an easy route to the final in 2007 and I have always said, White relied on the assistance of Eddie Jones and a great squad to win the WC.