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The Husband Store

Started by Mozart9 REPLIES787 VIEWS· 17 Aug 2017, 16:30
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Aug 2017, 16:30
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17 Aug 2017, 16:30#1
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: . You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! . So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: . Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs . She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: . Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. . 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' . So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: . Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. . 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. . She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: . Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. . 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' . Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: . Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. . She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: . Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. . PLEASE NOTE: . To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street. . The first floor has wives that love sex. . The second floor has wives that love sex, have money and like beer . The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
17 Aug 2017, 16:34
#2
17 Aug 2017, 16:34#2
LMAO  
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
17 Aug 2017, 19:43
#3
17 Aug 2017, 19:43#3
"LMAO"
Translation: Slurp slurp slurp . . .
Actually one of your better efforts, Moffie. Thanks.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Aug 2017, 21:04
#4
17 Aug 2017, 21:04#4
Slurp, slurp, slurp......down goes the second glass. LMAOFY!
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
17 Aug 2017, 22:24
#5
17 Aug 2017, 22:24#5
 Busy with my 3rd lager. The wife doesn't have much money and she's not too fond of beer, but she doesn't mind me having a few, so I'm not going shopping any time soon.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Aug 2017, 22:57
#6
17 Aug 2017, 22:57#6
Ah you are obviously nicer when you are ticking.
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WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Aug 2017, 22:57
#7
17 Aug 2017, 22:57#7
 Pretty funny start to my day.Cheers !
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Aug 2017, 23:00
#8
17 Aug 2017, 23:00#8
No problemo!
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WardadPro6,663 posts
17 Aug 2017, 23:02
#9
17 Aug 2017, 23:02#9
 I did start to be in simpatico  with the upper floor husbands though hahahaha!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
17 Aug 2017, 23:15
#10
17 Aug 2017, 23:15#10
It's a b.astard...you have to earn the money, do the frigging housework, like your kids.....and look good doing it!
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