The Lone Ranger....pre game laugh

The Lone Ranger having been the scourge of the Indian tribes is finally trapped in a canyon by Sitting Bull, and tied to a stake. Huge amounts of brush are gathered to light and piled around the stake .....Sitting Bull approches with a flaming torch. .... But he feels a bit nostalgic about their long contest so he grants the Ranger a last wish. He asks if he can speak with his horse Silver and Bull agrees. So he whistles and Silver prances in, shaking his mane, alive with purpose. The Ranger whispers to Silver who gallops off and shortly returns with a nubile, naked brunette, who ravishes the Ranger where he stands. ... Sitting Bull is amused and approaches with the torch satisfied he has done the honorable thing. But as the Ranger slumps at the stake, he feels sorry for him and grants him one more wish. Again the Lone Ranger calls for Silver who gallops in, obviously enjoying tha attention. He does a few prances and goes to the Lone Ranger who whispers again.. Silver leaves in a cloud of dust, but shortly returns with a lovely red headed girl, who leaps off Silver and enthusiastically services the Ranger to awed applause by the braves. .. Sitting Bull feels enough is enough and brandishes his torch. But then his curiosity gets the better of him and he grants the Lone Ranger one last wish. The Ranger calls for Silver, but this time Sitting Bull moves closer to listen to the whispers and he just catches a snippet: . "No you stupid nag, I said 'fetch a posse"'....

Oh "pu$$y" instead of "posse". Wow, that's really hilarious . . . if you're still in standard 2.
Weak effort . . . as can be seen from all the views and no comments from anyone who was dumb enough to click on this and doesn't want to embarrass themselves by pretending it was funny.
Edit: Cue one of the Gimps to step in and save the day! Now that will be funny!

 
Why is a turd tapered to a point?

To stop your butt from shutting with a bang.


 

"Toilet" humour from one fascinated and obsessed by the passing of water, urinals and bedpans lol...someone who lives on number 2 Pisspot Lane, Chicago...lol and enjoys Handels Water Musiek....Bahahahahahaha

Poor old Chaballs, hygiene can be improved but stupid is forever. The joke told by an English golfer at a dinner recently brought the house down. But each to their own.

". . . brought the house down"?
Hmmmm . . . would that be the same house that you brought down when you belittled and embarrassed the Mexican waitress with your crass and insensitive "jokes" about her being an illegal immigrant? 
I can actually well believe the same sneering, bigoted and self-important old farts at your club who found your "joke" about the Mexican waitress so hilarious would also be guffawing into their 6th or 7th large glass of scotch at the infantile effort you reproduced here which - outside of your pompous and pretentious little club - would barely raise a snigger from anyone other than a std 2 schoolboy.

Best joke of all

Shame Urinal jealousy is such an obvious thing in your case. But it's good to know that despite your opprobrium you still immediately recalled my Mexican joke. No doubt you are telling 'the Lone Ranger' to anybody who listens to you in your cups. ... LMAOFY&Y.....AATLR!

 Rooitwit you are such a virtue signalling, PC  guy.  A more brain washed cretin I have seldom met. Does this guy have an original thought? Rooitwit is sooooo PC that it becomes hilarious! 

Except when his own pathetic job gets impacted, then all of a sudden it was all a huge problem....funnier than the Lone Ranger!

mozart keep them coming I for one do see the funny side of them irrespective of all.

Will do Arthur. This was told by a very funny English chap touring with a London golf club....everybody at the dinner got the humour.