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The look on Retallik's face....

Started by Mozart19 REPLIES836 VIEWS· 25 Aug 2018, 16:58
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Aug 2018, 16:58
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25 Aug 2018, 16:58#1
.....when Pocock ripped the ball off him reminded me of something, a little fragment of memory. And then it came to me.....the Jaws parachute scene. He fails to hang onto Bond as they plummet to Earth, but then he confidently pulls his own rip cord, ripping it right out. The mug shot that follows was classically replicated today.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
25 Aug 2018, 17:32
#2
25 Aug 2018, 17:32#2

Yup Pocock showed who was boss!

CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
25 Aug 2018, 17:54
#3
25 Aug 2018, 17:54#3
Then, of course, there is Ou Maaikie’s favourite incident: https://youtu.be/7Au9Z2oenvY
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Aug 2018, 18:00
#4
25 Aug 2018, 18:00#4
Beautiful stuff, Morne basically dominated the other AB lock as well......but we shouldn't forget Jaws' 'sulky er silky skills'.
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
25 Aug 2018, 18:40
#5
25 Aug 2018, 18:40#5

How many tests did that happen - once was all you needed to go bananas.  

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
25 Aug 2018, 20:06
#6
25 Aug 2018, 20:06#6

There was the hand off on a 120kg Mermoz is 2009. 

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Aug 2018, 20:15
#7
25 Aug 2018, 20:15#7
Even though this is clearly one of Morne's options, he showcased it rarely, using more subtle weapons to great effect. . But if you are going to run over a tight forward Jaws makes the point most emphatically. Lambie by contrast was once seen running over a kerb.
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,253 posts
25 Aug 2018, 20:22
#8
25 Aug 2018, 20:22#8
The Morne Steyn incident was a one-off. Retallack lost his balance, or perhaps his contact lens. No one was more than surprised than Morne.  
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Aug 2018, 20:26
#9
25 Aug 2018, 20:26#9
Wooosh!
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
25 Aug 2018, 20:41
#10
25 Aug 2018, 20:41#10

Morné has many examples of physicality in tests. The fan favourites were roadkill. The more intense the fangirling, the weak the specimen. Prejudice and obeisance to der Vater Medien is where it went awry. The journos say x, and the fan girls let their imaginations do the rest. Then the tears when we correct them with a video analysis. 

JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
25 Aug 2018, 20:58
#11
25 Aug 2018, 20:58#11

Scoreboard!

Well glad Moz got to use his James Bond movie and the Jaws scene. I have the feeling he's been waiting a long time to dig that one out, lol

Retallick had a very good game and so did Pocock. Was Morne playing today?

KM
Ka MateClub Pro246 posts
25 Aug 2018, 22:03
#12
25 Aug 2018, 22:03#12
Not as funny as the look on Ezetbeths face when he was shown a yellow card.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Aug 2018, 23:03
#13
25 Aug 2018, 23:03#13
Nah Etzebeth at his worst is a much better looking chap.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
25 Aug 2018, 23:10
#14
25 Aug 2018, 23:10#14

Didn't know it was a beauty contest, how many points does that count for?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Aug 2018, 23:13
#15
25 Aug 2018, 23:13#15
None I would guess....your team is a case in point.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
25 Aug 2018, 23:15
#16
25 Aug 2018, 23:15#16
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and the win loss record of the ABs looks pretty beautiful to me.
Evidence of AB beauty
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
25 Aug 2018, 23:30
#17
25 Aug 2018, 23:30#17
I'm getting more convinced there is an inverse correlation.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
25 Aug 2018, 23:39
#18
25 Aug 2018, 23:39#18

I look forward to seeing mathematical proof Moz I think we need female input so let's hear from Cloudy.

PS there are rumors that Bok players will wear bikinis in their next game - I hope it helps

Picture pending release.

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BrycyPro4,671 posts
26 Aug 2018, 13:13
#19
26 Aug 2018, 13:13#19

...Cloudy notice our SA friends can't stop talking about Retallika... he's a rock star...

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
26 Aug 2018, 13:22
#20
26 Aug 2018, 13:22#20

Retardlick is a rock period! Forget about the star bit Brycy!

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