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The team that out Resident Morons wants to play against Argentina

Started by clevermike12 REPLIES230 VIEWS· 19 Aug 2014, 14:59
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
19 Aug 2014, 14:59
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19 Aug 2014, 14:59#1

There first choice line up should be - according to their crazy responses should include players like De Jongh and Alberts - but that is for various reasons not to be - both are incompetents in any event.     The crazy selections are highlighted:-


15  Willie le Roux, 14  Cornal Hendricks,  13  Damian de Allende *,  12  Jean de Villiers,  11  Bryan Habana,  10   Morne Steyn,  9  Ruan Pienaar #,    8   Duane Vermeulen,   7  Juan Smith,   6  Francois Louw,  5   Eben Etzebeth,   4  Bakkies Botha,  3  Jannie du Plessis,  2   Birmarck du Plessis,  1  Gurthro Steenkamp


There bench selection will also be a crazy set of incompetents.


*   Mozarts lies about the performance of De Allende reached incredible levels of hysteria - but his favourite De Jongh is not there and that  made them have to accept De Allende.


#   Ruaan Pienarr's service on Saturday was slow and his constant aimless kicking cause more turnovers in possession than the daily death toll of Palestinian  children in the recent war.   Although he scored a try - he was poor and his service was poor as well.


Morne Steyn had too very poor games as flyhalf in Argentina in 2012 and 2013.   One game was drawn because of his putrid performance and add to that Francois Steyn - they killed the Springbok backline completely. - the other game was won by the g reatest of luck possible.   Morne proved again on Saturday why his Club is right about not starting with him as a flyhalf - poor decision-making and execution is the norm in his case.   He cost us too many test matches since 2012 - why go on with a match-loser?


Bakkies play for 15 minutes and then vanishes from the scene altogether.   He was poor in the Welsh test he played in and showed a near to zero work rate on Saturday.  One wonders how a bloke that big can manage to become invisible in a match - but Bakkies apparently manages that with ease. 


Gurthro Steenkamp - all one can say is OMG     




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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
19 Aug 2014, 15:42
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19 Aug 2014, 15:42#2
 hahahahaha! tell us again what you think of pollard. seeing as you are not a moron or a liar.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
19 Aug 2014, 15:45
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19 Aug 2014, 15:45#3
 Gonzso - the Apemoron
Pollard is not mentioned - I would support his selection - because he is ten times the flyhalf the Stade Francais Reject will ever be.   
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Aug 2014, 16:47
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19 Aug 2014, 16:47#4
That's actually the team I would choose. Well done OOM. If we are well ahead at the half I'd play Pollard in the second half. Unlike you I have always rated the lad, but too much pressure too soon is a risk....and he feels the pressure as we saw last weekend. So you wouldn't play Pienaar, let me guess, you would play Reinach.
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Gonzo the GreatClub Pro560 posts
19 Aug 2014, 16:50
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19 Aug 2014, 16:50#5
 reinach right noe is an explosive runner still finding his feet at sctummie. i rate the kid but he is niwhere near ready. you have to say that pienaar wad petty good so why drop him? he was the form 9 of the weekend. agreed on pollard. argie are always deadly on home soil.
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CeradynePro9,374 posts
19 Aug 2014, 16:52
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19 Aug 2014, 16:52#6

clevermike

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August 19, 2014, 13:45:29  Gonzso - the Apemoron
Pollard is not mentioned - I would support his selection - because he is ten times the flyhalf the Stade Francais Reject will ever be.   



I truly hope that Pollard becomes ten times the fly half the Morne is because that would leave us with one super bloody fly half. That is for sure. Then again, the same was said about Johan "look at me running away from tackling" Glaasen and Pat "Seer Armpies" Lambie. Some even said the same about Elton "check me kicking like Jonny Wilkinson" Jantjies.



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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Aug 2014, 16:55
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19 Aug 2014, 16:55#7
Can you imagine Reinach and Pollard as our half back pair in a huge game. Apparently OOM, CCialis and HasBEEN never watched the Sharks/Saders match where Reinach was missing at the base of the first three rucks! And things went downhill from there.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
20 Aug 2014, 00:10
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20 Aug 2014, 00:10#8
 Reinach and pollard vs useless Morne and gutless pienaar - wow could the choice be any easier.
But best of all imagine selecting fat steenkamp over the beast
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
20 Aug 2014, 00:54
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20 Aug 2014, 00:54#9
Oumaaik, that's a blerrie good team.......... most sense you've made since post no. 8222.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Aug 2014, 01:03
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20 Aug 2014, 01:03#10
Hahaha....yep Blob, inadverte ntly OOM has chosen a good team. 
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
20 Aug 2014, 01:04
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20 Aug 2014, 01:04#11
 Mozart
That team is the one that will definitely lose in Argentina and the playing of Pollard in the second half would not change the situatiuon at all.  Thanks for admitting you are a moron by confirming what you would like to see in the team.   
The team I would select would have the real locks we have in the squad - Etxebeth and De Jager - not the paper entree that deliver near to zero - Bakkies Botha.   The forwards I would leave unchanged otherwise.   
I would never ever  support the selection of the Stade Francais Reject - not even on the bench.   Why do you want to damage the backline functioning with the inclusion of Morne  Steyn?  
I would definitely not support the selection of Ruan Pienaar - he service is too slow and on Saturday his kicking game was shockingly poor.   Rather have a decent srummie - not the over-the-hill one that played on Saturday.      
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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
21 Aug 2014, 01:02
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21 Aug 2014, 01:02#12
 Well done Oumaaik, you were close ......... kudos to HM for giving Pollard another opportunity, hopefully in decent weather this time .
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
21 Aug 2014, 01:51
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21 Aug 2014, 01:51#13
 blokbok
I checked the international weather forecast for Salta and there will be no rain this week - Saturday will be sunny and fairly hot at 27 degrees.   Could not find any windspeed though - but i t looks like it is going to be very good playing conditions.   
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