There are still some real men left in Cape Town and Stompies rugby

Montagu and Boland lad Rynhardt Elstadt who now plays in Toulouse and helped the Stormers beat the Bulls at Loftus in 2011 (outplaying Bakkies) goes hunting North of Orange River (Namibia).

I'm a great fan of program and outfit called CATCH COOK. It promotes healthy lifestyle, eating, fishing and hunting ethics and enhances our wildlife stock. It takes but gives back much more. It's what we all consciously or non consciously crave in this modern synthetic world. It's a real man's life. Not sitting in lounges and couches playing with smartphones, notebooks and computers.

I enjoyed this little video of Rynhardt's little expedition and the Bushman tracker. Good stuff.

https://youtu.be/YdTw5LjW0lA

Hahahaha hilarious faux pas...could change it but it's too funny.

As I said I've got strange humour.

Here's the real video of Elstadt hunting.

https://youtu.be/UVzdraN8UW0

So ... you think of yourself as a real man, huh?

Hmmmmm? What makes you say that?

Does killing defenseless wild life, from 200 meters out, with a high powered rifle, make you feel that way? Is that what it takes to be a "real man"?  

Funny ... I see things differently.

The senseless slaughter of game doesn't make you a real man, Sebastien. Anyone can shoot a defenseless creature. It certainly doesn't make you more of a man than me. It just makes you an arsehole. A "real" arsehole.

I see you also consider yourself more refined than the rest of us. As if reading poetry gives you that edge. As if that's all that's needed to have breeding.

Funny how all your airs come tumbling down after one too many glasses of wine. Then we see the "real man" coming through. A man who uses profanity like no other on this board.

Of course it won't be long before we hear what awful sinners we are. How we must correct our lives and be more godly ... like you ... that is until the next glass of wine.

Well Sebastien ... perhaps it's best that you work on your character a little more. From where I'm sitting it's badly flawed and smacks of hypocrisy.

You forget ... we know who you are.

Yeah I also have to smirk at a "real man's life" being hunting from the back of a 4x4 with lekker cold ones in a cool box always at hand.

Really? Where have I lied? Be specific now?

Are you serious? I cut coloured folk up? Why would I do that? Cause Denny says so?

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!

I never had you pegged as gullible. Seems you’re stupid too.     

Let me see ... I know you like to tell us that we’re wicked and evil ... doomed to hell. I know that you love quoting scripture ... that you think of yourself as righteous ... a servant of God ... here to save us. I have read many of your posts lecturing us. There’s usually no substance to them ... almost as if you’re winging it as a holy man.   

I also know that you get drunk ... which usually ends up in a thrash about on the floor tantrum. The use of words like “cunt” and “fuck” is abundant in these emotional episodes of yours.

Go ahead deny it.

You usually disappear for a spell after these embarrassing outbursts ... and when you return you carry on as though nothing happened. Not even an apology.

Light hearted jesting? Really?

Funny but it has the same narcissistic tone as your holier than thou lectures. Your poetry post is no different. You know ... the one were you elevated yourself above us. Claiming to be refined ... of better breeding.

Was that also said in jest?

So let me sum it up for you.

1.     You are a real man. The rest of us are pretenders.

2.     You have better breeding than any of us. We’re rough and unrefined.  

3.     You are holy and righteous ... a man of God ... here to save the evil people on this board.

Does that sound abo ut right?

Feel free to correct me.

It reads a little like this... 

Ain't our lovely Linda a sweety? 

Seb wee cc is just having one of his da ys. No need to be so nasty cc!!!