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This is the problems that Heyneke Meyer has to address to win the 2015 RWC

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Rassie Coach of the YearRookie31 posts
03 Dec 2013, 12:50
#1
03 Dec 2013, 12:50#1

I have been working for five days and five nights to analyse all the games that we have played in the last year I have also studied the stats as provided by ESPN and the statments made by Heyneke Meyer and have come to a conclusion on what is needed insofar as solving our problems and how the latter should go about in working out a plan to address the aforementioned to have a look at the latter in order to avoid the subsequent downfall created by a set of unmentionable unknowns that have or may not have happened in the past two years and by overlooking various other factors pertaining to the non-performance of certain members of the team and their inability to play at the highest level of rugby without loosing to the ABs at the breakdown.


Herewith my comprehensive report to together with my suggestions on how to solve the latter in conclusion to the aforementioned without loosing sight of the last one or the first one and in conjunction with the middle part of the sum total and the number of successful kicks by Morne Steyn and the missed tackles by JJ Engelbrecht divided by the 2m carries of Sloth Willem Alberts.


Summation of the sum total of the results over the past two years:


There are three factors that hampered us badly and that is due to the fact that HM has a poor record of selection. These three factors are:


  1. Morne Steyn
  2. Willem Alberts
  3. JJ Engelbrecht


I will now address them.


Morne Steyn:


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Willem Alberts:


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JJ ERngelbrecht:


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Recommendations


Get rid of the following stones in my shoe:


Morne Steyn

Willem Alberts

JJ Engelbrecht


The next step is to impliment these steps as comp iled and put forward by myself without any prejudice to my piles:


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HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
03 Dec 2013, 18:21
#2
03 Dec 2013, 18:21#2
 If I were Meyer, I would never get rid of Morne. He is reliable and he knows the systems that Meyer is trying to implement inside and out. So no, I would continue to keep him with Lambie as a back-up. I remember NZ went through a similar period with Tony Brown of all people as number 10 - solid as a plank but no creativity whatsoever. That maybe why Safex goes on abit about Janjties with the x-factor bit. Goshen is also a creative player when he is not injured.

Anyone thought of Le Roux at Number 10? Dan Carter used to be Number 12.
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
03 Dec 2013, 18:36
#3
03 Dec 2013, 18:36#3
 Morne Steyn played 12 a lot of times in his early days with the Bulls.............

Le Roux has played 10 for Griquas.
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
03 Dec 2013, 18:46
#4
03 Dec 2013, 18:46#4

Ceradyne


Stop your bloody nonsens e - I did not post this item and you are corrupting the system by your irresponsible conduct, 

CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
03 Dec 2013, 19:10
#5
03 Dec 2013, 19:10#5
 


XA
XaviPro1,924 posts
03 Dec 2013, 20:18
#6
03 Dec 2013, 20:18#6
 lol.
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
03 Dec 2013, 20:22
#7
03 Dec 2013, 20:22#7
 I gave up reading this near the start. 
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
03 Dec 2013, 22:19
#8
03 Dec 2013, 22:19#8

Sharkbok


The bloody idiot who posted the above can corrupt the site and cause system problems.   Hope the Admin deals with the idiot properly.     

CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
03 Dec 2013, 22:31
#9
03 Dec 2013, 22:31#9
 Ou Maaikie, I know you think that it is me and you would probably get more pissed of if I say something, but I am  going to do it in any case. You are being paranoid, mate. You are just pissed off that somebody is having a laugh at your expense. This is  harmless poking fun at you and your outrageous postings. There is no way that it can do any more harm than any of  your own postings.

Relax mate, relax.

I loved this part:

"The next step is to impliment these steps as compiled and put forward by myself without any prejudice to my piles:............."

Looks like you will have to add another item to your pharmacy bill. Apart from your prescription for Prozac, you might want to add a tube or two of:



PI
Pine in IrelandClub Pro101 posts
03 Dec 2013, 23:14
#10
03 Dec 2013, 23:14#10
 lol. Whoever it is.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
03 Dec 2013, 23:45
#11
03 Dec 2013, 23:45#11
 Definitely one of the OOM's most lucid postings.
BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
04 Dec 2013, 00:33
#12
04 Dec 2013, 00:33#12
 Oumaaik, I think the points you raise in your final paragraph show HM the way forward to the next RWC . Bravo... fortissimo .
BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
05 Dec 2013, 03:08
#13
05 Dec 2013, 03:08#13
 Ok it was funny at the time, but if someone has worked for 5 days & nights, only to have his analysis altered .... thats not lekker .
sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,297 posts
05 Dec 2013, 03:32
#14
05 Dec 2013, 03:32#14
This could have been the manuscript for winning the 2015 WorldCup that is now lost. 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
05 Dec 2013, 03:58
#15
05 Dec 2013, 03:58#15
 safex trying hard again
OI
oimateyPro1,870 posts
07 Dec 2013, 03:42
#16
07 Dec 2013, 03:42#16
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