By Tim Holt, 29 Aug 2013 Tim Holt is a Roar Guru
The definition of futility in sport is taking the field and expecting to beat the New Zealand All Blacks.
With them adorned in black, and greeting you with their war dance, the Haka, it is as though you have been invited to your own funeral, with them being ever so gracious to pound you into submission and lay you to rest.
A stay of execution used to be their mental frailty that always appeared when faced by the Wallabies at World Cups. But after their triumph at the 2011 World Cup, that symbolically included a Wallaby cull in the semi-finals, these demons were laid to rest and brought the focus back onto their air of invincibility.
Highlighted by their winning percentage of 75.75 in history, they have won an astounding 381 of their 503 Test matches and hold a winning record against all their rivals. Only South Africa have been viable rivals to them, but even they have got only a 43.53% success rate against them.
The figures are mind blowing, and become even more astounding when you realise that they come from a small Pacific Nation of just 4.6 million. When you take into account the fact that they derive such dominance from a playing pool of just 90000, compared to the bigger playing pools of other Test nations (Australia 250,000; South Africa 450,000; France 400,000; England 1,000,000), it just blows your mind!
In the face of these figures, and many more I could reel off, it would not be amiss to announce the All Blacks as the greatest team in the history of sport.
Yes, your heard that right…the best team in the history of sport.
Chuckle if you wish, but try to defy that statement. Or I will, in fact, do it for you by offering some rivals.
In cricket, you could offer the great West Indian Calypso Kings who dominated from the mid-1970s till the early 1990s, or the iconic Aussies, who assumed Windies dominance from the early 90s till mid-2000s.
Great teams, with impressive records, but diminished next to the All Blacks’s resume, for they both only dominated half a generation, and then fell away, whereas this rugby juggernaut has lorded over all for 129 years in the game.
The American basketball ‘Dream Team’ might be a more realistic comparison, with a 45-3 win-loss record since professionals were permitted to play in 1992. They challenge the All Blacks’s claim as the best, but then is somewhat diminished when you consider the population of the USA is over 400 million, compared to New Zealand’s mere 4.6 million citizens.
I am struggling to find others worth considering, for although many might have eras of dominance, none can compete with the All Blacks in longevity of excellence.
Only you as readers can decide whether I have proven them as the best ever in the entirety of sport, but the exercise alone raises a very valid question to all rugby devotees.
Has anyone got a snow ball’s chance in hell to beat them in the 2015 World Cup?


