Time to introduce my ugly wife

So it was you you fat ugly slob.....hahahaha. Thanks for letting me know.

Perfect timing Beethoven......but what's your wife got to do with anything?

Beethoven be sure not to hold back - you have nothing to lose and no doubt it will be a laugh at someone's expense - I look forward to it. Do you call your wife Mrs Beethoven or Mr as you hinted she/he was manly? 

That was lekker and now for the main course.

The times of these posts sure make it an interesting read  

Good point DA, I think one things is certain, they don't come from anyone in South Africa! Unless someone here is working night shift as a security guard. 

 I have no solid proof who post this kak, but all I know is that you are a sick b a s t a r d and have no idea what good manners are. Please f  u  c  k  o  f  f man.

 

Beluga...Russian 1st grade caviar...true sturgeon stuff for strong men...nothing can beat it. My beautiful wife is from Korolev in Moscow (Space Research Centre) and the best friend I have in this world...her family are fabulous...very warm people...the old generation of Russians are great people, I'm not a communist and despise Lenin and Stalin and hate what the Bosheviks did to Czar Nicholas and his family...most good Russians do...a huge shame. My father-in-law served with the Atlantic Fleet in USSR...a wonderful man ...very reserved and shy personality but with huge inner strength...I just love and respect him so.

Maybe I'm biased but I just love the Russian people...made huge mistakes in their history but more strength and genuineness in friendship you'll never meet. The most misunderstood people ever...we Westerners would have lost the war without them. Sheer strength and guts...I've a little bit bias because my beautiful best friend, my wife, Elena but I've never come across such strength and sincerely as in Russian psyche.

Looks like a choir boy in Utahs Mormon tabernacle...a good USA citizen that grandma wanted my daughter to marry, Like Cleancut a pure decent and SA virgin. A cleancut model .
 

 He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be
One against whom there was no official complaint,(Except dear ol'Mike and Rooinek the experts in rearranging rugby squads, oop s forgot about my dear friend, Saffex and Beeno) sorry guys... a huge oversight
And all the reports of his conduct agree
That, in the modern sense of the old-fashioned word, he was a saint,
For in everything he did he served the Greater Community.
Except for the war till the day he retired
He worked in a factory and never got fired,
But satisfied his employers, Fudge Motors Inc.
Yet he wasn’t a scab or odd in his views,
For his union reports that he paid his dues,
(Our report of his union shows it was sound)
And our Social Psychology workers found
That he was popular with his mates and liked a drink.
The Press are convinced that he bought a paper every day,
And that his reactions to advertisements were normal in every way.
Policies taken out in his name prove that he was fully insured,
And his Health-card shows that he was once in hospital but left it cured.
Both Producers Research and High–Grade Living declare
He was fully sensible to the advantages of the Installment Plan
And had everything necessary to the Modern Man,
A gramophone, a radio, a car and a frigidaire.
Our researchers into Public Opinion are content
That he held the proper opinions for the time of the year;
When there was peace he was for peace; when there was war he went.
He was married and added five children to the population,
which our Eugenist says was the right number for a parent of his generation,
And our teachers report he never interfered with their education.
Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd:
Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.

Right SubstantialBull, I'm going to put you on the spot now. 
I've never forgotten how you first arrived on this site and slagged me off in a very cowardly fashion before you'd ever exchanged a single word with me and your subsequent sanctimonious bible-bashing together with your idiotic witterings on any rugby subject have not exactly changed my rather dim first impression of you.
Now here you are describing me as someone who is an "expert in rearranging rugby squads". I'm challenging you to put up some kind of proof of that statement. Show me the posts of mine where I've disagreed with Heyneke Meyer's selections and promoted my own. 
Please note that failure to do so will confirm my suspicions that you are a fraud who likes to paint himself as this holier-than-thou christian when in fact you are a deceitful and repulsive hypocrite.
Whatever I say about my fellow posters . . . and that is often in jest . . . there are very few posters here that I wouldn't enjoy sitting down with for a drink and a good laugh. The exceptions are repulsive judgmental hypocrites like yourself and Moffie along with non-rugby people like Dense, Drivelling Avocado and Admit One who are here with sinister agendas. 
The ball is very squarely in your court. As a point of reference, here is my comment to Dave when he was complaining about some of Meyer's selections on this thread . . .
"Well Saffex, I wouldn't get too excited about big changes before next year's RWC.
I don't think Meyer will be replaced before next year's RWC and I don't think Meyer is going to be making a lot of changes to his squad prior to next year's RWC.

He's pretty much committed to the old crocks now so we may as well just accept it and support him . . . even if we know he's selling us short with some of the geriatrics."
Come on then big mouth, put up or shut up.

 http://www.google.com/search?q=rob+roy+sword+fight&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari
Just for you Chabal. I say Rob Roy cheated.

 Huh???

 Rooi nek what do you have against me....I don't like you but lets leave at that...neither do you like me...that's fine. I could say a lot of things about you but is not on. You don't know me and I don't know you.

When I was at boarding school when boys had an issue to sort out we approached the boarder prefect on duty and asked for boxing gloves. Being with a little Celtic Blood I loved to box...I got sorted out sometimes by bigger boys but won most of my fights...ironically most of my 'enemies" became some of my best mates...differences and frustrations were caused by superficial presumptions of an opponents strength....I was always at an advantage because I was tutored at an early age...Irish blood loves to box and fight.

Now we are ol' men and champ at the bit....what are you an old codger of 50 plus, anyway so what so am I and so will every body else sometime or later.

It appears to me and perhaps others here that you lack manners or decency and are like a vulture that attacks newcomers to the site...sorry those are very ugly insinuations and hopefully they are off the mark...I don't dislike you because I do not know you...what appears to me about you that you judge people on impressions.

I don't hate you pal, just leave me alone...I really think that's the best.I see you like Wales...so do I..."Men of Harlech" and other beautiful Welsh songs.

Listen chump, you described me as someone who is an "expert in rearranging rugby squads". I'm just asking you to put up some proof of this.
I may not agree with Meyer's selections but I haven't written posts bleating about any players he's selected and saying who he should pick instead. You are implying I have done that and I've given an example of where I said pretty much the opposite so, dumbo, the onus is now on you to prove your accusations.
Do you understand now? Yes? Well then put up . . . and if you want me to leave you alone then stop dragging me into your stupid and vapid conversations. I mean really, the fact that someone needs to explain this to you is staggering!  

 
Why thank You Sebastien.

Offering your daughter up to a fine decent fella such as myself.

You seem to have seen through my tough guy facade.

I'm really a kind gentle soul.

Rooinek

Status: Bok regular
Posts: 1829 RE: Time to introduce my ugly wife
November 11, 2014, 19:54:00The ball is very squarely in your court.
Come on then big mouth, put up or shut up.

 

This... from the resident coward who runs every time you get him in a corner, and then proceeds to let all the other posters know that he ignores these posters because of their posts......... yet it's because they constantly prove him to be what he really is...... a compulsive liar

 

What a classic yellow belly

 

Thugs are yellow bellies.  

 Hhahahahaha ou rooitwit getting all sanctimonious and full of indignation about the fact that he doesnt disagree with selection. He is suggesting he always agrees with the coach. bwahahhahahahaha 
Anyhow rooitwit I am glad I wasn't lsited as one of the guys you would not have lunch with. Deeply touched!
Admit 1 is a nasty little cowardly kamp ss mole. I have been waiting for my kbb friend JW to spot him and pounce. Alas ou JW is sleeping on the job as usual!

Baboon-ou, where do you see me claiming I always agree with the coach? I don't agree with all Heyneke Meyer's selections but I know it's not going to make any difference if I post my own selections up on here so I tend to accept his selections and support whatever team he picks.

SubstantialBull decided to add my name to his list of "squad rearrangers" as he calls them but he's too much of a coward to substantiate that claim with any evidence, preferring instead to burst into tears and whine like a little bitch because I don't like him. So why did the weak little twit even drag me into his stupid post I ask myself. No answer from the quivering jellyfish of course . . . just a long and self-righteous bleat about me lacking manners and decency because I had the audacity to ask for some kind of evidence of his deceitful claims.

Oh well, if this mealy-mouthed SubstantialBull arsehole is an example of a devout christian then you can have him. I'm just glad he's in your corner.

As for you and I having a drink together, Baboon-ou, yes, I would welcome that and I reckon we'd have a lot of laughs. I have no plans to visit Cape Town in the near future but next time I do I'll let you know and we can make a plan.

 

Rooinek

Status: Bok regular
Posts: 1831 RE: Time to introduce my ugly wife
November 12, 2014, 15:44:49 ..........I ask myself.

 

I identified the recurring problem

 

 Ill have a beer with anyone on here.

Maybe he was there to see WP win the Currie Cup? When is that on the schedule again?