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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
31 Oct 2014, 10:32
#1
31 Oct 2014, 10:32#1

Beeno wishing your team all the very best against the Eagles.

 

All I ask is you put up a decent show and not embarass the SH. Don't allow the eagles pack to run over you etc. 


Thanks

HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
01 Nov 2014, 12:05
#2
01 Nov 2014, 12:05#2
 Try not to embarrass us up North Beeno - No pressure at all trying to prove that your single win against the ABs was not a fluke - that should be easy enough 
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
01 Nov 2014, 14:07
#3
01 Nov 2014, 14:07#3
Surely Ireland won't be a problem for the weee Boks - will they?
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Nov 2014, 17:13
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01 Nov 2014, 17:13#4
 Kbbs I have to admit we are well below strength as a squad but you know the Boks - even below par they will be a handful.
The wee abs are creeking but fortunately they have a weak tour schedule as compared to the Mighty Boks. Yo u will need to try and forget your last game etc.Bwhahahhaha 
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
01 Nov 2014, 17:26
#5
01 Nov 2014, 17:26#5
Interesting that wee Beeno has never got over his shock that the Boks got lucky in their last game. There is more than one game in a season & one must take stock of the trophies in the cabinet when all is said & done.
Boks trophy cabinet
If they ever do win a trophy they are ready mumbled the fair-minded kiwi.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Nov 2014, 17:56
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01 Nov 2014, 17:56#6
 Now now JW you know the situation has arisen due to conniving by the wee abs AND will be rectified.Would you mind co ncentr ating on the Wobblies game!
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Nov 2014, 17:58
#7
01 Nov 2014, 17:58#7
 Another try by Oz as flood gates start to open.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Nov 2014, 18:01
#8
01 Nov 2014, 18:01#8
 Wobblies score again.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
01 Nov 2014, 18:11
#9
01 Nov 2014, 18:11#9
 Beeno you have been over imbibing, you are confused as the barbarians v wobblies thread is not this one.  Still celebrating the solitary win is see.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Nov 2014, 22:46
#10
01 Nov 2014, 22:46#10
 Just spreading the good news around JW. Man did those mighty Saffas coming off the bench almost swung the game!!Coffee toiast smiley used to avoid encouraging our kbbs friends to hit the bottle and imbibe too much as is their wont. Think warped DUD in particular!


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ShezzaPro2,471 posts
01 Nov 2014, 23:34
#11
01 Nov 2014, 23:34#11
 Sure Ireland nearly beat the All Blacks last year?
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
02 Nov 2014, 00:21
#12
02 Nov 2014, 00:21#12
 But the boks will be just fine
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
02 Nov 2014, 08:34
#13
02 Nov 2014, 08:34#13
 JW Meyer weird selections have put the whole tour at risk. Now all we can hope for is he selects the best players from the squad he has.
However as we saw a sub par Bok team fielding the papest pack in years still beat the we abs so perhaps I am being to gloomy re our NH prospects. One must realise of course that beating the abs is not the benchmark as we will face some tough sides up north.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
02 Nov 2014, 09:23
#14
02 Nov 2014, 09:23#14
Sounds like pre-match excuses to me, soon to be comple mented by the post-match excuses about "bent refs". 
Still, on the positive side the "trophy" cabinet will stay in pristine condition - don't forget to oil the hinges.
HA
hakwaPro4,146 posts
02 Nov 2014, 16:18
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02 Nov 2014, 16:18#15
  JW - prematch excuses vs postmatch excuses
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
02 Nov 2014, 22:51
#16
02 Nov 2014, 22:51#16
 hacked waaugh and JW your juvenile wit needs growing up!What a hapless bunch of kbbs we have here. So little to work with alas!
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
02 Nov 2014, 23:08
#17
02 Nov 2014, 23:08#17
Hakwa: Beeno's pre-match excuses are as good as his post-match excuses - it is a balance of sorts so maybe Cloudy's therapy sessions are working. He deserves our respect for that IMO.
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biltongbekClub Pro749 posts
03 Nov 2014, 16:35
#18
03 Nov 2014, 16:35#18

Reading this thread reminds me of a conspiracy theory I wrote about the 2011 RWC, but it hit close to home and was never published, it is a shame I never kept a copy.


Suffice to say the conspiracy leaned strongly towards a rigged RWC  

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biltongbekClub Pro749 posts
03 Nov 2014, 16:47
#19
03 Nov 2014, 16:47#19
Nah, don't use farcebook 
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
03 Nov 2014, 18:46
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03 Nov 2014, 18:46#20
BB I am a factual theorist if you undertand my drift!. I have severely embarassed the kbbs here with my deep insights into their conniving and th get the japries agenda.They all wear a blush hiding cream to hide the severe rooitwit like blushes.
Biltong Bek how about giving us some of the salient facts re the connived kiwi world cup.

Staightening out crooked paths is the task at hand oaks! It's highly regretable of course that an honest Lady like Cloudy has been caught up in all this. 

BI
biltongbekClub Pro749 posts
03 Nov 2014, 19:16
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03 Nov 2014, 19:16#21

I will have to start over and recollect my thoughts and data, will take time though.


I'll see what I can do, but promise nothing.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
03 Nov 2014, 19:23
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03 Nov 2014, 19:23#22
 Thanks BB - b race yourself kbbs for the day of reckoning all will be revealed!!!Its like a list of war crimes. The truth will out!
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
03 Nov 2014, 19:50
#23
03 Nov 2014, 19:50#23
 BB: your article would qualify as "post match excuses"
Conspiracy theories - one year ago 

We have found beeno does better if we don't encourage his delusions, lol
BI
biltongbekClub Pro749 posts
03 Nov 2014, 19:59
#24
03 Nov 2014, 19:59#24

JW, I wish I still had that piece, I wrote it when everything was still fresh in my mind and my anger was fuelling my desire to put as much spice into the piece as I could muster .


Although I wrote it tongue in cheek it was supposed to hit some home truths or at least get close.


The Roar never published it as I suspect it was too close to home, and at the time I wondered why a media site which uses controversy as a way to lure readers never published it.


Be that as it may, I thought it was a great piece.

JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
03 Nov 2014, 22:01
#25
03 Nov 2014, 22:01#25
 BB: do you want your latest article put on this site?
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biltongbekClub Pro749 posts
03 Nov 2014, 22:10
#26
03 Nov 2014, 22:10#26
Sure, why not? You do it, it was after all you who have been putting them up here in the past.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
03 Nov 2014, 22:57
#27
03 Nov 2014, 22:57#27
 Hey JW I would think if BB published his article here its your delusions that would be shattered!! 
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
03 Nov 2014, 23:39
#28
03 Nov 2014, 23:39#28
Beeno, glad to see you use a happy faced emoticon... you do look a little crazy but that is understandable considering the Boks won/loss record.
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becsPro4,378 posts
04 Nov 2014, 02:28
#29
04 Nov 2014, 02:28#29
 Cloudy.....I know we are supposed to be sworn enemies this coming weekend, but I really hope that isn't the case ! 
There is already too much angst and drama around these parts. 

I just hope it is a decent match and I know we both want our teams to win. 
I am not as hopeful as you will be, but, all the same, I hope it is a decent match for both of us ! 
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
04 Nov 2014, 08:46
#30
04 Nov 2014, 08:46#30
Cloudy: don't worry we will have a thread on Ruckersforum. I may need some help to ensure that it fair reporting as weee Beeno tends to be a bit slanted in his views if you know what I mean. By now though we all know how to translate his rantings & ravings, eg.
"Bent refs" = the team he is supporting is losing"Won the stats" = the team he is supporting lost"McCaw is too old" = McCaw dominated againI need to educate the KBBS= Abs won again

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Nov 2014, 08:58
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04 Nov 2014, 08:58#31
 To be honest I've not really given it much thought, work has been very demanding and quite stressful so blogging and rugby is the least of my concerns atm plus I won't be near a TV this weekend.
Of course I regret any work related stress you are under Cloudy BUT  this is streching credulity a bit far - its almost as bad as reading JW and Hacked waaaugh!
Very sporting of Becs what! A sub par Bok side beat the wee abs so England can do the same surely. Remeber also the England B team were the better side on at least two of the down u nder tests.



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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Nov 2014, 11:23
#32
04 Nov 2014, 11:23#32
 Cloudy a little Beeno prediction. You will be glued to the box watching the test a gainst England.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
04 Nov 2014, 22:51
#33
04 Nov 2014, 22:51#33
Cloudy, well hopefully the tent comes with wi fi, lol If not I hope you can get a signal for your iphone
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
05 Nov 2014, 07:50
#34
05 Nov 2014, 07:50#34
No probs Cloudy, as for the other chap... well he is a "spontaneous"* type of bloke so you never know what you get. 
I always enjoy a bit of on-line banter with el beeno during the matches so I hope he shows up with his bag of excuses.
*Real meaning= crazy
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Nov 2014, 10:12
#35
05 Nov 2014, 10:12#35
 JW my intention is to watch the wee abs match with England. I am disapopointed England have a numb er of players out but even so trust they will show the abs how to play real rugby.
So yes I will be here to guide you through the match. 
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
05 Nov 2014, 20:07
#36
05 Nov 2014, 20:07#36
Cloudy: you are generous to a fault but the rest of us would be more comfortable if he was on your therapy couch 
                  "Shouldn't he be allowed in public by now?" asked the fair-minded kiwi

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Nov 2014, 22:40
#37
05 Nov 2014, 22:40#37
 Thanks Cloudy it's an invitaion I can' t decline. Try and get JW out of therapy before the match starts though!
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
06 Nov 2014, 11:18
#38
06 Nov 2014, 11:18#38
 Hmmmmmmm Cloudy take a look at the have a go thread. You are driving poor Pakie nuts! Sitting on under the stars on a beach on a balmy night sounds great but then I remember ou JW would be present babbling on about how good he imagines the wee abs to be!



JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
07 Nov 2014, 16:46
#39
07 Nov 2014, 16:46#39

Well the twits on this thread have disqualified themselves from a night of gazing at the stars from a beach with Cloudy. Clearly the administrators of the various asylums will not grant a release.

 

So we will have to meet them in cyberspace - the safest solution for sure. I will provide the links to the best internet sites to see the game just before kick-off. Please take your meds Beeno. We are confident you will then mutter at least one coherent sentance

 

PS the sites I recommend have a control program. When certain phrases are used an appropriate translation will be inserted.

 

"Bent refs" = ABs are wining fairly again"McCaw is too old" = MCCaw is dominating I need to educate the KBBS= I don't know what I am talking about
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
08 Nov 2014, 08:44
#40
08 Nov 2014, 08:44#40
 Hi Cloudy: game starts 3:30 pm my time.
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