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Vastly overrated and hapless Stormers do the big choke

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black adderClub Pro196 posts
06 Apr 2013, 21:22
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06 Apr 2013, 21:22#1

Bad luck Beanob, We did warn you about what would happen.

At least you kept the Cheetahs to less than a 50 point margin which is what the scoreline difference will be against  the Hurricanes when they smoke you in NZ.  Might be a good time to retire Beanob.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Apr 2013, 21:27
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06 Apr 2013, 21:27#2

Hahahahahahahahaha!

 

Go easy on poor Baboon-ou. No-one in the history of rugby message boards has ever made quite such an embarrassing dick of himself than Baboon-ou on this board in the 2013 Super Rugby season.

 

Okay, in fairness, perhaps Moffie (aka Moztrodumbass) has been an even bigger twat than Baboon-ou in 2013 but I no longer read his childish little fibs so I wouldn't know what the pathetic old liar has been saying lately.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
06 Apr 2013, 21:45
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06 Apr 2013, 21:45#3

black udder the refs final  decision which should have gone the other way finally sunk the Stormers B team after 80 minutes in an away game. Bwahahahahahaha go a look up what a choke really means!!

No provided we get our top players back we remain intrinsically the best squad in the comp but I do concede with now Taute also injured we are in trouble. Have to get some front line palyers back quickly.

rooitwit is best ignored as he has too many loose screws rattling about to fix right now!! Hahahahhahaha always consistent is the TWIT!!!

Who all is injured:

Tiaan, Etzebeth, Burger, Elstad, Armand, Grant, Habana, Du Plessis, Van Der Heevdr and Taute.  If this continues we are sunk. Its frankly quite incredible. Is the conditioning right or its it just bad fortune?

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
06 Apr 2013, 21:55
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06 Apr 2013, 21:55#4

Wehe! The "best squad in the comp" is in 11th place! Pfffffffffffffffffffhahahahahahahahaha!

 

The refs are doing whatever they can to help the Hapless Stompies and the poor little dears are coming up against teams ravaged by injuries . . . and yet the Hapless Stompies are still getting arse-raped week in and week out!

 

 

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
06 Apr 2013, 21:58
#5
06 Apr 2013, 21:58#5

Listen Beeno

I do sympethise with the Stormers - but the ref was very kind to them to start with.  They were donated a 7-pointer by the referee after one of their players kicked the ball forward and it was kicked back by a teammate.  Automatically off-side decision - either accidental and a scrum or a penalty.  That gave them 7 points on a platter.

De Allende had one choice when he gave away that penalty in the last minute - either let go of the ball or allowing the Cheetahs to score a try.  He chose the penalty in the hope Francis would miss the kick.   Did not work out did it?

Now I wrote elsewhere that I do not really think there is much that the Stormers can do about their forwards.  I hope Elstadt, Etzebeth and  Liebenberg get back soon.

The Stormers problem is that backline of theirs.   I think they really have no optiion - but to get rid of Jantjies and De Jongh - despite his two tries he was a serious flop.  Taute is probably out for the season in any event.  They can only hope for the early return of Van den Heever, Grant  and  Habana and then pick the following backline:- 

15 Aplon

14 Van den Heever

13 De Villierrs

12 De Allende

11  Habana

10 Grant - if he remains out van Aswegen or Swiel 

 9  Groom

Help Heer Koning

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
06 Apr 2013, 22:11
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06 Apr 2013, 22:11#6

Bwahahahaha rooitwit you dunce. The ONLY reason we are at 11 is because we do not have a fit sqaud. Its no use having a player if he cant play. Hahahahahahaha what a dumbo!

Mike that backline would be fine especially behind a full strength Mighty Stormers pack. I would prefer Joe at 15 and Aplon as a super sub.

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kingcornPro3,695 posts
06 Apr 2013, 22:19
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06 Apr 2013, 22:19#7

 MagicMike, I have to agree with you. The Stormers back line have been absolutely shambolic. To many individuals in the team. For me Jantjies has to go. To many hospital passes. 

I think it is time for Ac and fleck to pack their bags. 

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black adderClub Pro196 posts
06 Apr 2013, 22:21
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06 Apr 2013, 22:21#8

Beanob you gotta watch those yarpy refs LMAO.

You keep telling us how good they are so don't spoil it by complaining about some yarpy refs decision will you. Yarpy refs never get it wrong do they you muppet.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
06 Apr 2013, 22:29
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06 Apr 2013, 22:29#9

The ref was reasonable and it was a close call in the end but it decided the match past the 80 minute mark. Some choke!!! udder you simply have no clue at all!

Far better than having a one eyed bent kiwi ref I can assure you!

udder I sen e you are taking out the sharks whipping the crusties on me hahahahahahahahaha - but a little dose of reality will do ya real good. 

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black adderClub Pro196 posts
06 Apr 2013, 23:07
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06 Apr 2013, 23:07#10

Beanob you don't seem so happy about your yarpy ref giving you your just desserts. Thats just like icing on the cake.

The prognosis is very good though for the Crusaders Nurse Beanob whereas your team just got buried ... RIP Stormers..

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moolaaPro2,380 posts
07 Apr 2013, 02:47
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07 Apr 2013, 02:47#11

 Hasbeeno, if you want your very average back line to perform then get that great lummox Bekker out of the backs!

He could learn a thing or two from a real tight forward like Brad Thorn.

Apart from line outs, locks should be heard and not seen!

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
07 Apr 2013, 03:54
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07 Apr 2013, 03:54#12

Beenkop, you do realise that the other major SA sides also have an endless list of injuries:

 

Bulls: Kirchner, Basson, Olivier, Hougaard, Greyling, Flip, Hattingh and Stegman

 

Sharks: Ludik, Mvovo, Whitehead, James, Bismark, Chadwick, Alberts and Deysel

sharkbok
sharkbokCaptain23,298 posts
07 Apr 2013, 05:22
#13
07 Apr 2013, 05:22#13

 valid point Saffex, it i rare if ever that a full strength team is chosen in SuperXV or test level.

Sometimes a team gets really hit hard, like Australian in last years 4 nations. 

Teams have squads so one squad has to beat the other, no excuses.

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