Vinny Vunipola's dilemna explained

Urinal, when you thought Vinny Vunipola played for England, you may have overlooked the passport. This fresh example should aid your understanding of the issue: 'Paul Willemse has missed out on selection for France’s 31-man squad for the November internationals against the Springboks, Argentina and Fiji. There was much talk prior to the announcement that Willemse, who is in the process of getting a French passport, could be included. But the South African-born Montpellier lock, along with Fiji-born wing Alivereti Raka, missed out on selection due to a delay by authorities in the issuing of their French passports. Both players have applied for French nationality but were told they needed to wait until they were in possession of their passports. ‘To make the request [to become a citizen] already shows that you have the will to be French, it is a good thing,’ said FFR president Bernard Laporte. ‘But if you do not have the passport, you are not French yet.’ .... 'Not French yet'.....keep that concept in mind.

His response:

Hahahaha......yep, but where's the bottle?

"Vinnie Vunipola" . . . hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Still cracks me up!
Oh, what a "dilemna" (sic)!

When weren't you 'cracked, heroined or boozed up'.....waaaaahahaha but thanks for that.

Cat got your star-tongue? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

Moffie, it makes me laugh that my mere presence on this board reduces you to such a pathetic and spiteful little child. 
I know your Gimps will probably all be squealing with delight and snapping and snarling at each other to be first to kiss your pale, wrinkled and dirty arse, but I bet there are also plenty of decent posters here who are watching you getting so worked up and excited about a typo that I already corrected and feeling just a little embarrassed for you.
The fact that you're so thrilled by my "startung" typo just shows how humiliated you were after you got so much "omellette" (sic) all over your face after your hilarious "Vinny Vunipola" blunder . . . and all this on a thread of yours with the word "dilemna" (sic) in it!
Those are all ignorant mistakes, Moffie, not finger-slips or typos like mine, just a hypocritical and self-important old fop who can't string a simple sentence together without making a complete and utter dick of himself.
I'm sure Dim-Sum or Dense will be along shortly to tell you how marvellous you are for pointing out my typo, but it's my guess that there are a few others who are rather keeping quiet out of sympathy for you.

Omelette was a typo....corrected in a normal edit immediately after posting. As for dilemna, I always used that spelling......apparently wrong, but a mistake shared by many people who believe'dilemna' is correct. Google the debate if you don't believe me. Your problem is you seize on trivialities and whine when others do it to you. The reason the Board has gone sideways since you returned is totally down to your tactics. If you are frustrated and bitter see a shrink, don't try to take it out on other posters.

No, it's because you're a bitter, vengeful, childish and ignorant twat and that side of you comes out every time I'm near.

You forgot: 'Servile gimp...ram his little snout up your fat and wrinkled arse...why should I bother with him...terminally stupid.....sickening suck-up....strident and sanctimonious....equally stupid....unbridled hatred (there's something new)......I've schooled you .....humiliated you....pompous and ignorant old twat...you can run along now Moffie.....Alpha Gimp....there's a good little Moffie' I feel short changed, don't go easy on me now give it your best shot. LMAOFY&Y!

I didn't realise we were in the presence of an English teacher. Do excuse us. 

You lose Vinnie and you gain Mitchell.....life's not fair.