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SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
28 Sept 2014, 19:01
#1
28 Sept 2014, 19:01#1

The cricket website has been updated. Enjoy!

CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
28 Sept 2014, 21:04
#2
28 Sept 2014, 21:04#2
 OK. Let me try and find the thread again and we can take it from there.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
28 Sept 2014, 21:41
#3
28 Sept 2014, 21:41#3
 Not much to take up
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
28 Sept 2014, 23:07
#4
28 Sept 2014, 23:07#4
 You think?

One of the things to take up is the reason why you were so hesitant to tell me what league you were playing in. Where you hoping that I wouldn't find out eventually?
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Sept 2014, 01:29
#5
29 Sept 2014, 01:29#5
 Oh so by knowing what league I play in is going to give you an informed take on the quality of bowling batting and fielding now is it. Wow why am I not surprised old man,  you have special talents don't you.
The honest truth is that I don't have a clue what league I play in. It's a local sunday league is all I know. We have one Sunday side and 3 Saturday sides.  I only play Sundays as I watch my little man play for school on a sat.
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
29 Sept 2014, 01:50
#6
29 Sept 2014, 01:50#6
The Sunday League, 2nd team sounds a lot like the "Wynspan" to me, which casts a doubt over the quality of cricket that is being played. The way you were carrying on, you made it sound like it was some sort of significant high quality competition.
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
29 Sept 2014, 02:23
#7
29 Sept 2014, 02:23#7
To put your position into perspective. This is where your team fit in:

First XI (10 Sides)

Second XI (Split into 11 Divisions of between 7 and 11 sides each)

Third XI (Split into 11 Divisions of between 7 and 11 sides each)

Sunday League: (Split into 6 Divisions of between 7 and 9 sides each)

Premier Division

Division One

Division Two

Division Three

Division Four

Division Five (Your League):
(And this is you guys' log position)
Copford
Coggeshall
Springfield
Chappel & Wakes Colne
Cavaliers
Copdock & Old Ipswichian
Real Oddies
Great Horkesley & Lexden

If I add all of that up, it puts you lot at somewhere around 3rd from the bottom in the lowest league that there is. We all know that those competitions are mostly a hit an giggle affair with the p!ss-up at the end, in the clubhouse, the most important part.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Sept 2014, 02:35
#8
29 Sept 2014, 02:35#8
 We don't have a Sunday 2nd side you stupid prick. If you only have one side on a Sunday you would hardly have a second side now would you.
As for the standard well you can surmise all you like for you don't have a bloody clue old man. Not sure where you get your stats from but we were 3rd going into the last match.
Why don't you man up and come face the bowling in our league. You live in England and I am more than happy to have you as a guest next season.
I did not say a single thing about the standard of cricket I played you lying twat
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
29 Sept 2014, 12:08
#9
29 Sept 2014, 12:08#9
 Your club website refer to it as a Sunday 2nd. Be that as it may, it hardly elevates you into the upper echelons of world cricket, does it? Sunday 1st or 2nd..... It is still the "wynspan". LOL
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
29 Sept 2014, 13:19
#10
29 Sept 2014, 13:19#10
 The website refers to it as the Sunday XI, that indicates it is the only Sunday team at the Club. There is no First/Second etc. There is seemingly but one one Team.

And a peak at the Table shows Mr S tops the Table with his Stats:8 Innings in 8 Matches with 574 Runs, High Score 152 and an Average of.....wait for it.....82.00I think his Batting Average was a cause of discussion earlier, was it not ?  

His Bowling Stats are there too, if you're interested  

Oh, and this is quite impressive, he shouldn't be playing at all, in my humble opinion....not that my opinion counts for anything. 
But it can be hard giving up the things you love....I have had to learn that in my life and am learning it some more right now.
CE
CeradynePro9,374 posts
29 Sept 2014, 14:12
#11
29 Sept 2014, 14:12#11
 So, ou Dawie Kabouter sent his customary txt again.

My apologies, in any case. I reacted on the fact that they were playing the position 2nd team:

 
My point is, and that was why I wanted to know which league he was playing in right from the start, that it is a nothing league that we are talking about. Hence my remark: "Be that as it may, it hardly elevates you into the upper echelons of world cricket, does it? Sunday 1st or 2nd..... It is still the 'wynspan'." Maybe ou Dawie can explain what a "wynspan" is.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Sept 2014, 14:16
#12
29 Sept 2014, 14:16#12

Maybe Vlagshit you should just man up and accept my invitation to come face the standard of bowling I face in my league and find our for yourself?

 

More than happy to have you as a guest player

 

Who said is was the upper echelons of world cricket you idiot  

BE
becsPro4,378 posts
29 Sept 2014, 14:42
#13
29 Sept 2014, 14:42#13
 No, he did not send me any text.
I haven't spoken to him properly for a long time and I certainly haven't spoken about you with him. 
I was looking at the new site....look at my other posts to Hakwa. 

And, you might not believe this, but I didn't even know the name of the team he plays for until you posted that info. I only know when he plays and how well he has done. So, now I know something too. 

Thrilling as it is.

All I know is how to read the stats provided on the website. 
I thought a tech guru like yourself would have known how to do that with consummate ease !! 
Oh, and I don't believe he ever said he played Championship Cricket. I could be wrong though. Most likely am ! 
Just plays on a Sunday and still racks up a jolly good score. Most importantly, he enjoys it. 
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
29 Sept 2014, 20:31
#14
29 Sept 2014, 20:31#14
 Good on Dave for finding the time to play for a wynspan. IMO the best way to enjoy the game. It's supposed to be fun in the first place!
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
29 Sept 2014, 21:06
#15
29 Sept 2014, 21:06#15
 I bet the ladies make cracking teas afterwards too  
Cucumber sarnies with the crusts cut off, Victoria Sponge.....that sort of thing  

Oh, the joys of Cricket in the English countryside  
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
29 Sept 2014, 21:48
#16
29 Sept 2014, 21:48#16
 That might be, but nothing beats a cold beer after an afternoon in the hot African sun!
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
29 Sept 2014, 22:30
#17
29 Sept 2014, 22:30#17
 Hmmmmm.....you haven't lived until you've played an innings on the lawns at Blenheim Palace !!!  
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