wee fat Saffex vs Mozart

 Can we please log all further comments on this topic on a single thread?

To summarize the other posts-. 

It seems Saffex turned up at a night club owned by Moz dressed as a  hobo. Was it fancy dress night?

That Moz was expecting a Bakkies Botha like frame, but instead got Ricky January. 

Saffex treated the staff badly and never even had a coat with him on a cold  night in England-

Saffex has just left court and may not have brought his coat with him.

Gravity was pulling Mozes body to the ground as he drank a glass of wine.

Is this everything?--

All future comments on this topic to be added below

I have only two comments to add to that summary:

Firstly - quite apart from the trivial and mindless matter of who is half a centimetere taller than the other - the real issue here is that Moffie has proven himself to be the kind of person who would meet a fellow message board poster for a drink and then slag him off about his physical appearance publicly on the message board afterwards. Whatever else, that is tacky, common and low-class behaviour.

Secondly, I think we can all agree it's a jolly good thing that Moffie has never stood alongside a fellow poster at a urinal! Can you even imagine how he'd carry on if he had the smaller dick (and I suspect that would be the case)?

This folks is an extreme loonie thread so be warned and move on if necessay.

rooitwit has been obsessive re dick size in the past and has clearly not got over his obssession!  Up your game rooitwit!

Baboon-ou, why don't you just shove off and leave Beeno10 to post on your behalf?

Seriously, it's a win-win situation for you. From what little I've read of Beeno10, he's cleverer than you, funnier than you, more original than you and he knows a lot more about rugby than you . . . so your reputation will actually be enhanced while you just hang around your enclosure, eat bananas and play in your tyre-swing all day.

Think about it!

Please please please lord, let the rugby start!!! I can't take this stupidity anymore. I have the smallest penis, I am the fattest guy here and I am an ugly midget that has never seen a game of rugby and I have an IQ of less than 90. I think that about covers the main points of interest on the site at the moment....I am the worst possible poster here, so you can all pick on me now! 

Become a Province supporter and we'll overlook all that Bluebok!

hahahahahah so this is what rugby deprived forum posters do when there is no rugby on the tele hey hahahahaha

@bluebok its ok mate we still love you despite all your shortcomings LOL

Muncher we are all going daft here and even Mike cracked up this morning.

Moz, no matter how bad things get for me personally, I could never get as low as being a Province supporter!!! :)

@beeno hahahaha its ok buddy its ok we will get our fix pretty soon :)

@bluebok...true words have never been spoken :P at least you have that going for you

Bluebok please - guys like you have to go through a long stringent application process and are generally found unworthy of the high honour f being a WP man! Ask yourself hav eyou go twhat it takes?

I just trust your team wakes up this year and kicks  nz butt especially on tour where the blou bulle tend to become blou calves!! 

I have been telling the kiwis to watch out for the top three SA sides which to me look stronger this year than last.  They keep babling on about  the wee chiefies not at all realising that their win last year was most fortunate - Sharks travel - Stormers injuries etyc. Luck was with them for sure and is unlikely to so favour them again.

If the Bulls come to play this year, they have a good chance of finishing 2nd on the SA conference log behind the Sharks. They look to have a decent squad but they need to be a lot better on the road and not just a force in PTA.

I could be wrong but I think Stormers ran their race last year and over the previous few years. They have lost Habana now, no more Jacques Fourie. JDV needs to be managed a lot better as he gets older so I reckon Stormers will fall away second half of the comp due to lack of depth. I dont believe De Allende and the likes can be classed as "great depth!" Every year they have lost more and more classy players and they are battling to replace these guys quick enough. Much like the phase the Bulls find themselves in. Thats what happens when you buy a team for the short term. You will get a championship contending team now, but later you left with rookies and a massive rebuild!

Beenkop where did you say you got your AC?

 so the plot thickens...

Beeno1 recieved a copy of some document stating Saffexs height and weight"

I Beeno (widely applauded as a rugby legend)  received a copy of the said document by email this morning (7.50am) and can confirm without any hesitation that the said document reflects a height of 1.80.

I would also inform all members of the board and the wider viewing audience (including our international viewers) that as a  consequence of being CA (SA) in good standing (A fact sometimes disputed by very foolish and immature mongs) I am a South African commisioner of oaths and can can be relied on in such matters

Is this sufficient evidence? 

Is Beeno1 credibale?

Perhaps this document should be uploaded the the board for judgement.

 Is this matter now considered closed without the board recieving the said document to be reviewed and judged upon? 

 As you all know this is the offical thread that summarizes the Soap Opera of Saffex vs Mozart.

- The latest developments are-

1. Saffex has emailed Moz behind the back of the whole board to request they pretend to agree with each other. Also known as white-flag gate.

2. Saffex has failed to prove the board with proof that he is not the shape of Ricky January

3. TBC

Due to Mozart exposing Saff, Saff has tried to call a truce and sweep it under the carpet.

Saff's reluctance to front with a recent photo (no longer than 2 weeks ago) has got me wondering whether Saff is infact, a wee little oompaloompa with a bad attitude.

All his "sources" have not seen him recently. I picture him to be this nasty little man who retires to his computer everynight with pies, coke and chips and logs on to blogs all night long (he is on at ridiculous times) to scoff his face and tear into people on a personal level whilst dreaming he knew what it took to play the game he "knows" so much about and everyone else has no clue on..

I suggested to him he google midget rugby to get him out and about a bit.

Its common knowledge that Beenkop is as thick as pig shit. Bocklogic you have just joined the queue.

Got to love your call on a truce - man you really are stupid.

So wiseman are you saying that Becs has not seen me recently?

 Lets not get Becs involved. I dont know who she is to you or who she even is. She could be a dummy profile you have made for all I know.

Oh good one - so Becs is a dummy profile - and they let you into NZ?

Here is a suggestion, refrain from sweeping statements about subjects you know nothing about.

I know Becs very well, she's just over an hours drive away in Northampton, the home of the Saints. 12 of my squad are in the Saints academy

You have such a forceful nature that your first instinct is to insult before you read. I read somewhere that you are a solicitor? Would have thought you needed brains for that.

Please read my post again where it says, "She COULD be a dummy profile for all I know!" not she IS a dummy profile.

You are the only dummy here. Really are thick and England is lucky to have you. Saints academy must really be looking thin of talent if a moron like you has anything to do with coaching.

 Hot of the press! As allways keeping you up to date with the latest saga in the Soap opera.

We endeavour to bring you to best highlights as they happen.

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The Dave list of quoatables....

1. "That's bullshit",

2. "You guys don't expect us to believe that"

3. "fuck off"

4. "You're stupid"

5. "Catch a wake up bird brain"

6. "I'm 6 footish"

7. "I coach an under 10's side, 4 of them made Northhampton academy"

8. "still lying Moffie"

9. "stop speaking shit,

10. "just ask Becs"

11. "just ask Becs"

12. "just ask Becs"

Poohie nice to see nothing has changed with you and you are still the pathetic twat you have always been - why not add that to my list of quotes.

Do I mean that much to you that you took the trouble to compile that heap of shit - I'll send you my address for no doubt a xmas card is on the cards for later in the year

Boklogic, I'm not a " dummy profile ", whatever that might be. I'm a real person who does know Saffex incredibly well. I'm a female, 5ft 3 and a bit...can give you my vital stats if you want, but I suppose they'll be made up too ? ( That's actually a joke, obviously )

The business between Saffex and Mozart has gone on for years, I have been on sites they frequent for about 5 or 6 years now and the nastiness has always prevailed, initially Mozart tended to call Saffex stupid and make disparaging comments about his intellect.

After they met, things did calm a little but the whole short and fat and bald and ugly and not rich enough to own a jacket thing really intensified after Mozart mistakenly thought Saffex was laughing at a picture that had been posted earier in the day which purported to be of Mozart. What Mozart doesn't know, and didn't wait to find out, was that Saffex was in Court that day and came back to see a number of pics purporting to be of fellow posters on that board, like the dumb Beeno one we keep seeing, and he commented about how funny it was. He didn't know that Mozart, I believe, had demanded the removal of the one purporting to be of him, at this time, but Mozart just ripped into him from there on in. I told Saffex what had happened that he had missed and he was going to tell Mozart that he hadn't been aware of all of the facts, that he more or less presumed we'd all had joke pics put up of us there for a giggle, but by then ? Well, Saffex was fat and poor and had no jacket, basically he was an ugly fat dwarf. So ? That's what has been going on ever since. Those of us who have met Saffex have disputed the facts and been told we are all liars. As I said years ago, it wouldn't matter how many independant assessors looked at Saffex and registered the facts, they would still be at odds with Mozart's views and it would thus be a pack of lies.

As I keep saying, I know Saffex. I know him better than anyone here and I know how he looks and what he is really like. But that counts for nothing, I'm afraid.

Beeno likes to add his twopenneth by claiming I am a lust driven obsessive that hangs on every word Saffex utters, to really make my views look invalid, but the reality is, he's the obsessive, driven by the desire to please someone who has been unkind to him over the years and whose email address he didn't even have until Denny asked me to put him in touch with himself and Mozart ! Really, it's all so tragic.

I almost shed a tear thinking I was reading Les Miserables.....then I bethought myself and realized it was just becs protecting her man. Dave being overweight and way under 6 ft has nothing to do with any picture posted of me. Nor did our argument, which actually centered on Jake White and the Dave's denigration of the Boks 2007 RWC win.

You really are pretty obsessed becs.

Its so long ago and made so little impression on me that I dont know why Moffie and I started the bargie, but long may it continue.

I never denigrated the Bok win, I just had an issue with Jake as he was an average to poor coach who should have been sacked pre the WC given his pathetic record leading up to the WC.

He was saved by a great Bok side, a easier draw and the brains of Eddie Jones. Sadly good old Jake has spooned off these very facts

Becs thanks for reminding me of this episode, I do now recall that brilliant bit of artistic flair Rooinek displayed with Moffie's mug. It was light hearted and should have been treated as such

Knowing you and the memory you have, I'm inclinded to go with your version of the tiff - thanks babe xxx

Boklog in response to your little tirade, you are correct in that I would not have made your club side in my prime for I would not have entertained any interest in lowering my standards to that of bunch of girls in skirts. I reckon my under 16 side would give your sad lot a snot klap.

As for the Saints academy, that has nothing to do with me, I just have a whole of of players who represent the academy - great for the lads as its the pinacle of what they can achieve at representitive level.

Nope you dont need brains to be a solicitor, just the savy to know a twat when read one!!

 just the savy to know a twat when read one!!

 Have you read any of your own posts recently?

Yeah I take it all so seriously, have you missed me?

   Becs comment - Beeno likes to add his twopenneth by claiming I am a lust driven obsessive that hangs on every word Saffex utters,

Sorry Lady Becs but I never said anything like that and never would to a women. You are confusing me with someone else.  Perhaps it was long ago but a more likely candidate would be rooitwit at the time he andou snapster were at loggerheads.

So surprised am I by the comment that I wonder if you are not  snapster in disguise after all. You always arrive in time to save his sorry butt. Why would Becs, if a genuine person, want to have a dig at me as I have always treated her well and even supported England!

Maybe its just a memory loss but my suspicions have been aroused but I will give you the benefit of the doubt.

Becs you very unreasonably make out that ou snapster is beyond reproach but anyone can tell he is a real hound dog!  You only have to consider his whole unfortunate stance regarding Victors weight to know he could be economical with the truth about his own very vital statistics. Why he wants to keep on about his very vital statistics is a mystery to me and any others.

Beenkop I can assure you Becs is all of woman and a very attractive one at that

"Becs is all of woman"? I assume you mean "all woman".

Sure I accept that but how does she feel about your other paramour....Jal?

Moffie you seem a little hung up on the fact that Rooinek and I get on?

Not at all Fat Man, maybe the two of you in combination could provide a little more opposition. But it was  you who was describing the warmth and love you shared with Jal, I'm very accepting of your  right to choose.

Trust you to be stupid enough to interpret it literally hey Moffie!!!!!!!!!!

Fat Man, you went on about the bonding and affection you found with Jal. I see now that your calling me Moffie, was not at all derogatory, but more of a code of some kind. I unfortunately am not of your persuasion so I can't join your high jinks. But I'm sure Jal is enough for you.

I'm glad you came forward totally of your own volition on this, I wouldn't want to be accused of tricking you into saying something you would later regret. I only hope Jal feels the same way.

 You see Saffex, talk is cheap. Its so easy to talk over internet about your self proclaimed rugby prowess but please dont for 1 second think we believe you or are in awe of you. Like everything else you say, we know the truth is a little far fetched.

Send your under 16's...Doubt they any good judging by the under 15 side. Kicks at goal from conversions are coming up short and being hacked over the poles by opposition players. Sounds like a circus really!!

If Becs is so hot, why she hanging around with you? Are you just the friend every girl has thats waiting to come out??

Ah good one Moffie bless you

Boklog, you clearly are a stupid prick judging by your response to pap regarding club strengths in your area - but maybe you responded when you were pissed?

Where did I proclaim rugby prowess, I just said I know my rugby and I clearly know more than you judging by the crap you post on here.

Not sure what u15 side has to do with anything, its u16. So wise man are you saying that test players conversions never land short or that senior players do not sometimes fly hack a ball and it goes wrong - how stupid are you?

As for Becs, well she is just hot

Beeno, you have said many times that I am obsessed by Saffex and would simply back him in any way because of this. And you know it. That is a simple fact.

If you actually knew anything about my relationship with Saffex, you would know that I certainly do not have any desire to blindly agree with him and I also stand my ground when I disagree with him. Simple as that. Just because he is a man, it doesn't mean he is always right. And he knows that's what I think, because I have told him so, many times over the years.

I could post a picture of myself, if I knew how to. It wouldn't prove I am really who I say I am though, would it ? I'm just a regular female, nothing special, which I'm sure you would all love to tell me if you saw me. There are a number of differences to indicate that I am not Saffex though, I suppose you failed Human Biology, did you ? Otherwise you would already know, wouldn't you ? :) 

Saff you really are a stupid p0es! The problem with constantly lying is that you need to remember what you write. Now let me copy and paste your statement!!

"Boklog in response to your little tirade, you are correct in that I would not have made your club side in my prime for I would not have entertained any interest in lowering my standards to that of bunch of girls in skirts!"

Now you ask me where did you proclaim your rugby prowess!! Right there a$$hole!! You imply that you played at a level higher than that of a NZL premier club. You mentioned that would be "lowering your standards" which implies that you would have gone a few steps further which would be provincial rugby or even international?

You so argumentative and first option is to personally attack people that you forget what you said. As for your statement that you clearly know more about rugby than me based on what I write..Well thats just a laugh. No one here has ever agreed with you but then I guess we all dumb pricks that know nothing. Ha ha if it were up to you, our best players from last season would never feature. JDV is apparently past it yet you have never listed any reasons why..Saff, you the one who is "passed it" and should probably quit posting but then again, you have never been "on to it!"