The fans who believe in the “slim man” have accepted to win this WC you don’t need:
1 A fetcher
2 A kicker
3 A reserve hooker
4 A captain who plays the whole game
5 An offload
6 Backline substitutes
7 An effective forward ball carrier
What you do need are:
1 Lights, standard issue for flashing
2 Four scrumhalves
3 A Director of Rugby who overrules the coach
4 Excuses…lots of excuses.
