JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
02 Jun 2014, 23:55#1
"Where did Cloudy go?" Some anxious posters askedWhile others grew fat & some grew thinOthers kicked up such an awful din
It was almost intolerable to hear the whining & wh ingingwith no therapist available to hear of their losesone poor fella took to wearing "reddish-pink" goulashes (& he knows who he is)
Visualization provided for those who need it
Names suppressed to protect the "innocent"
JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
02 Jun 2014, 23:56#2
Cloudy: you can't celebrate the Blues win for ever lady, lol
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
03 Jun 2014, 23:37#3
JW I thought you said she had a job.
Man I do hope Cloudy is okay!
Jw that guy on the extreme right is not you by any chance? It might be rooiotwit of course.
JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
03 Jun 2014, 23:55#4
Beeno: i f you are referring to the fair-minded kiwi at the bottom of the post, yes that could be me
Don't know any more than you do about Cloudy but I trust she is well. I tried to lure her out of hiding with this thread but now that you guys are going into melt-down she may have been scared off.
One therapist can only do so much mumbled the fair-minded kiwi
04 Jun 2014, 01:03#5
She is fine , just very busy .....although she prolly has time for JWs therapuetic poetry .
JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
04 Jun 2014, 07:33#6
Hi Wardad: well our master of mirth (beeno) is in serious need, lol
Your looking good on fantasy rugby Wardad
I think I am finally getting he hang of it. I use the Kramer from Seinfield method (opposites), i.e. whoever I logically think I should pick do the opposite, lol Gets a bit confusing though as after awhile ya have to ask yourself is that really the opposite or the opposite of opposite....
Gawd, we all need Cloudy back
04 Jun 2014, 08:50#7
Maybe she's boiling up something special for the Kiwi boys.
According to Mike your boys look a little frail and in need of a little meat on the bone.
04 Jun 2014, 10:10#8
Yes Cloudy is in NZ and may well be providing the tucker for some lucky fellers ! Sounds like a good plan to me JW ,but I sometimes end up triple guessing meself into a brain snap !I do believe you are referring to the "Costanza " theory of alternate realities which is where beandork is known to reside .
JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
04 Jun 2014, 10:21#9
Wardad: yes you are right it was Costanza not Kramer it would have been even more weird if it was a Kramer inspired idea, lol
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Jun 2014, 12:33#10
JW I preceive that this kiwi is bowing down to something - must be the Mighty Springboks.
Bwahahahahahhahahaha
Possibly Cloudy has been embarassed by the lack of rugby acumen of her fellow kiwis?
04 Jun 2014, 12:41#11
Isnt a springbok a small wee scary arsed critter you make biltong and sausages out of ?
04 Jun 2014, 12:50#12
The Springbok is a pretty little thing that should be jolly well left alone....poor little mite No-one should be eating it
04 Jun 2014, 12:51#13
And damn nice biltong too ... if I may be so bold as to chip in.
Of what use is a Kiwi bird ... other than feathering a duster.
Just curious.
04 Jun 2014, 13:38#14
We call that stuff " Roadkill " over here, CleanCut.......
My first boyfriend was from SA and he kept trying to get me to eat the flaming stuff...no damned likely ! His Mother used to bring suitcases of the stuff back from her trips home...they had a Welsh dresser with loads of the stuff in it. She kept trying to invite me round for meals, wanting to cook me a Lasagne with it and the like. I would not be swayed Poor little mites. They are so pretty.
Those Kiwi's should be left well alone too. I am getting very angry about the state of the wildlife in NZ. Horrendous. And they used to be so good with that sort of thing, we used to hold them up as a country that cared.....unlike Australia !!
What is wrong with the world ? That's rhetorical, because we don't have long enough to discuss it
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Jun 2014, 14:11#16
Kiwi birds uswful for making fether dusters. Hhahahahahahahaha great on cc.
Jw I hope you never have the giref of having so poor a player as wee matfield selected for the wee abs!
That is not horns its hair. A visit to the optician JW? Colour blind and blind is not a happy condition!
Oaks lets not forget thsi thread is about the missing Cloudy. We are poorer for it.
If hacked waaugh. JW and warped DUD would apo logise for their behaviour and rank ignorance we could see her back.
04 Jun 2014, 14:45#17
Roadkill ... ??? Haaaaaaaaahahahahahaa!!! You have no idea what your missing.
Your eyes would light up with delight. You'd be begging for more in no time.
Can see you turning your nose up to all those veggies your munching on and sneaking secretive peeks at the biltong platter.
Perhaps that's what you need. A shitload of sunshine and some quality Springbok biltong.
When last have you been on holiday?
Ever consider South Africa?
04 Jun 2014, 16:37#19
Isnt a lumpen myopic rhino more like it for the SA t eam ? What with being an endangered species that gives chinamen erections ?
04 Jun 2014, 16:53#20
Well I reckon with Meyer at the helm many of us will be needing therapy.
First in line is poor Mike. The codgers gotten himself in such a tizz that he's upchucking his lunch at the mere mention of "Meyer" name .
Truth be told ... I'm a little concerned.
JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
04 Jun 2014, 20:15#21
Boks should go undefeated in June. They are all home games, not sure if the refs are home refs but as the Boks don't cheat anyway it shouldn't make any difference.
04 Jun 2014, 21:21#22
I was going to visit SA the year after I became poorly, CleanCut....that would be 19yrs ago this year. Had a Dissertation to write about certain aspects of History and a trip was in order.
And then a trip to help out at Africat.....I always said that if I got over for a visit, I doubted I would ever leave ( mainly because I think the locals might do away with me That is obviously a joke !!!! )
I'm afraid that I can't travel full stop now and a trip on plane would be totally out of order. I think a boat trip is probably a no go now too So, I am never likely to get there, sadly. It's a big regret...to add to my massive list of them !
But Biltong avoidance is really not one of my regrets. My big Bro's have both eaten it...big meat eaters and they aren't keen ( they love the rest of the meat over there though ) and the younger one loves a bit of Monkey Gland Sauce.
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Jun 2014, 00:03#23
Yep Becs a steak with monkey gland sauce is something to relish.
Never say never Becs. Also just bear on mind life is so short that everyone must have regrets but what's the use of them. Rather just think of the blessings. Its a state of mind in the end and we feed either the positive or the negative.
God grant you peace of mind and healing for the body!!! And of course good wins against the wee abs who are there for the taking!!
Now ou JW has limited mind capacity so he is exempt from this teaching re positives and negatives !
JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
05 Jun 2014, 01:26#24
Becs: hope you feel better & that our silly banter puts a smile on your face once in a while
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Jun 2014, 10:48#25
JW please, Becs is a sensible lady and your antics here might not appeal to a lady of such culture and refinement. But let' s hope soBeeno in most generous mood.
05 Jun 2014, 14:26#26
Just_win...thank you It does make me laugh. I think people do get the wrong impression about me, all of the time !! I am laughing at most of the things that go on here and 99% of the things that I write !!
One has to be stupid, it makes the day pass by a little quicker, doesn't it ?
Beeno, you know me. I'm afraid that I won't ever get to make that trip to SA. That is a fact. And it is a regret...believe me, I can't help but have millions of the things. I was an Historian...the past was my business and the only thing I was good at !! I'm hard wired to live in it That's just the way I was made
PAPapamoa
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05 Jun 2014, 15:44#27
She'll be back with v engeance .... Watch out!!
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
05 Jun 2014, 16:34#28
I see Google are making new fancy virtual travel programmes. We will all be able to go anywhere Becs!!!Some folk think poor Meyer is living in the past as well. To know the future you need to understand the past.
Papa moaner dont worry I have a knack of calming Cloudy down. JW is the fly in the ointment!
JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
06 Jun 2014, 08:29#30
Breaking news: A W(h)inning formula for Boks?
Cloudy Aotearoa explained that she has been working on solving this intractable problem for months & there is now some small (some might say microscopic) glimmer of hope. Fans anxiously await her return from vacation. Noted mathematician & self proclaimed genius Mozart is said to have made a major contribution.
Ms Aotearoa explains formula to SArugby.com brain-trust
Beeno Rooinek Mozart
But can it be solved without Clevermike?
"One must remain optimistic" mumbled the fair-minded kiwi
BEBeeno1
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06 Jun 2014, 12:55#31
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY VERY FUNNY jw - in a bent way.
I like the sharp shooting of Beeno on rooitwit! It is reflective of real life. Hahahahahahaha
I also see jw having his ears boxed by Cloudy. Side splitting stuff!!!
Come back soon Cloudy!
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
06 Jun 2014, 12:56#32
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA VERY VERY FUNNY jw - in a bent way.
I like the sharp shooting of Beeno on rooitwit! It is reflective of real life. Hahahahahahaha
I also see jw having his ears boxed by Cloudy. Side splitting stuff!!!
Come back soon Cloudy!
JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
07 Jun 2014, 13:11#33
Breaking news:
Noted scientist & self proclaimed genius Dr Moz makes basic mistake in formula. He was helping Cloudy to develop a "Winning formula for the Bok" The sad consequence is we no w have a new "Whining formula" for Bok supporters.
Dr Moz explained it was a relatively minor error but he was not sure it could ever be corrected.
Evidence shown on this thread & others indicates that the Whiners are in great form
It is reported that Clevermike is incensed & is planning to deliver a scathing attack on well intentioned Dr Moz.
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 Jun 2014, 13:14#34
JW we are fair minded saffas not bent kiwis. No whining but honest folk pointing out BIAS - at best
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 Jun 2014, 16:11#35
Cloudy my apologies for JW going off the track again when this thread is all about where you are.
BEBeeno1
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BEBeeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 Jun 2014, 16:13#36
Please note the above is my 10,000 post. Whoo Hooo!!!!
JWJust_win
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JWJust_winCaptain18,570 posts
07 Jun 2014, 16:22#37
Beeno: you have only had one post that has been repeated 10,000 time (and we all know what that one is), lol
By the way, please stay on track this post is about where cloudy is there is also the "sub-plot" which is about how to help the poor boks & their distressed fans.