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Where did Cloudy go?

Started by Just_win36 REPLIES865 VIEWS· 02 Jun 2014, 23:55
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JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
02 Jun 2014, 23:55
#1
02 Jun 2014, 23:55#1
"Where did Cloudy go?" Some anxious posters askedWhile others grew fat & some grew thinOthers kicked up such an awful din
It was almost intolerable to hear the whining & wh ingingwith no therapist available to hear of their losesone poor fella took to wearing "reddish-pink" goulashes (& he knows who he is)
       Visualization provided for those who need it

Names suppressed to protect the "innocent"
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
02 Jun 2014, 23:56
#2
02 Jun 2014, 23:56#2
Cloudy: you can't celebrate the Blues win for ever lady, lol
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
03 Jun 2014, 23:37
#3
03 Jun 2014, 23:37#3
 JW I thought you said she had a job.
Man I do hope Cloudy is okay! 
Jw that guy on the extreme right is not you by any chance? It might be rooiotwit of course.
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
03 Jun 2014, 23:55
#4
03 Jun 2014, 23:55#4
Beeno: i f you are referring to the fair-minded kiwi at the bottom of the post, yes that could be me
Don't know any more than you do about Cloudy but I trust she is well. I tried to lure her out of hiding with this thread but now that you guys are going into melt-down she may have been scared off. 
One therapist can only do so much mumbled the fair-minded kiwi
WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
04 Jun 2014, 01:03
#5
04 Jun 2014, 01:03#5
 She is fine , just very busy .....although she prolly has time for JWs therapuetic  poetry .
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
04 Jun 2014, 07:33
#6
04 Jun 2014, 07:33#6
Hi Wardad: well our master of mirth (beeno) is in serious need, lol
Your looking good on fantasy rugby Wardad  
I think I am finally getting he hang of it. I use the Kramer from Seinfield method (opposites), i.e. whoever I logically think I should pick do the opposite, lol Gets a bit confusing though as after awhile ya have to ask yourself is that really the opposite or the opposite of opposite....
Gawd, we all need Cloudy back 
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
04 Jun 2014, 08:50
#7
04 Jun 2014, 08:50#7
 
Maybe she's boiling up something special for the Kiwi boys.

According to Mike your boys look a little frail and in need of a little meat on the bone.


WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
04 Jun 2014, 10:10
#8
04 Jun 2014, 10:10#8
 Yes Cloudy is in NZ and may well be providing the tucker for some lucky fellers ! Sounds like a good plan to me JW ,but I sometimes end up triple guessing meself into a brain snap !I do believe you are referring to the "Costanza " theory of alternate realities which is where beandork is known to reside .
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
04 Jun 2014, 10:21
#9
04 Jun 2014, 10:21#9
Wardad: yes you are right it was Costanza not Kramer it would have been even more weird if it was a Kramer inspired idea, lol
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Jun 2014, 12:33
#10
04 Jun 2014, 12:33#10
 JW I preceive that this kiwi  is bowing down to something - must be the Mighty Springboks.
Bwahahahahahhahahaha
Possibly Cloudy has been embarassed by the lack of rugby acumen of her fellow kiwis? 
WA
WardadPro6,663 posts
04 Jun 2014, 12:41
#11
04 Jun 2014, 12:41#11
 Isnt a springbok a small wee scary arsed critter you make biltong and sausages out of ? 
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
04 Jun 2014, 12:50
#12
04 Jun 2014, 12:50#12
 The Springbok is a pretty little thing that should be jolly well left alone....poor little mite  No-one should be eating it
CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
04 Jun 2014, 12:51
#13
04 Jun 2014, 12:51#13
 
And damn nice biltong too ... if I may be so bold as to chip in.

Of what use is a Kiwi bird ... other than feathering a duster.

Just curious.
BE
becsPro4,378 posts
04 Jun 2014, 13:38
#14
04 Jun 2014, 13:38#14
 We call that stuff " Roadkill " over here, CleanCut....... 

My first boyfriend was from SA and he kept trying to get me to eat the flaming stuff...no damned likely ! His Mother used to bring suitcases of the stuff back from her trips home...they had a Welsh dresser with loads of the stuff in it. She kept trying to invite me round for meals, wanting to cook me a Lasagne with it and the like. I would not be swayed  Poor little mites. They are so pretty. 
Those Kiwi's should be left well alone too. I am getting very angry about the state of the wildlife in NZ. Horrendous. And they used to be so good with that sort of thing, we used to hold them up as a country that cared.....unlike Australia !! 
What is wrong with the world ? That's rhetorical, because we don't have long enough to discuss it  
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
04 Jun 2014, 13:51
#15
04 Jun 2014, 13:51#15

Glad we have moved on from the wailing & tears re weeee Matfield.

  & are now focused on substantive issues of rugby, e.g. the Springbok emblem.

 

I wouldn't be so ashamed of having such a flighty animal (what is he running away from anyway) as my emblem if I was you. I am sure we can come up with some positive points if we try

 

 

PS: I think it is appropriate that the poor wailing creature shown above has horns. Seems to fit the persona of the poster concerned.

BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Jun 2014, 14:11
#16
04 Jun 2014, 14:11#16
 Kiwi birds uswful for making fether dusters. Hhahahahahahahaha great on cc.
Jw I hope you never have the giref of having so poor a player as wee matfield selected for the wee abs!
That is not horns its hair. A visit to the optician JW? Colour blind and blind is not a happy condition! 
Oaks lets not forget thsi thread is about the missing Cloudy. We are poorer for it.
If hacked waaugh. JW and warped DUD would apo logise for their behaviour and rank ignorance we could see her back.


CL
CleanCutPro9,905 posts
04 Jun 2014, 14:45
#17
04 Jun 2014, 14:45#17
 
Roadkill ... ??? Haaaaaaaaahahahahahaa!!! You have no idea what your missing.

Your eyes would light up with delight. You'd be begging for more in no time.

Can see you turning your nose up to all those veggies your munching on and sneaking secretive peeks at the biltong platter.

Perhaps that's what you need. A shitload of sunshine and some quality Springbok biltong.

When last have you been on holiday?

Ever consider South Africa?


 I was going to visit SA the year after I became poorly, CleanCut....that would be 19yrs ago this year. Had a Dissertation to write about certain aspects of History and a trip was in order.
And then a trip to help out at Africat.....I always said that if I got over for a visit, I doubted I would ever leave ( mainly because I think the locals might do away with me That is obviously a joke !!!! )

I'm afraid that I can't travel full stop now and a trip on plane would be totally out of order. I think a boat trip is probably a no go now too So, I am never likely to get there, sadly. It's a big regret...to add to my massive list of them !


But Biltong avoidance is really not one of my regrets. My big Bro's have both eaten it...big meat eaters and they aren't keen ( they love the rest of the meat over there though ) and the younger one loves a bit of Monkey Gland Sauce.
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