Where's Beeno?

Dear Mrs Beeno, please let Beeno out to play. We know he's been naughty but this length of exile seems a little excessive
The repentant Beeno

 Brudda dont do it ! Its like poking a turd with a stick and making the smell start wafting about the joint .Let sleeping mongs lie I say .

 after some deep research and investigations,



I came to the only possible conclusion:

Beeno1 was appointed as the personal coach or adviser of Michael Cheika,.... he's been so busy working for this weekend,.... conspiracy theories about the AB being behind the clown-cartoon,... lies about the AB accusing Cheika of the bug story,..... all his rantings, ravings and delusions,..... now blaming Retallick of hitting with his face into Mumm's elbow,..... Beeno's hallmark all over

Those of you who know Baboon-ou know that he is heavily invested in Donald Tr(*)mp's success in the US election and he is facing an avalanche of egg when . . . sorry, "if" . . . Tr(*)mp loses.

We also know that Baboon-ou is somewhat lacking in character and integrity.

Add those two together, factor in how crap the Springboks are looking and I think it's safe to say that Baboon-ou is going to be a bit scarce from now on.

I reckon he'll pop on here once or twice to say that he's no longer interested in rugby and that the US elections were rigged . . . but he won't hang around to answer any questions and will disappear again, trying very hard to pretend that he hasn't got gallons of egg all over his stupid face.

Hope I'm wrong. The board needs clowns like Baboon-ou. He does add a lot of humour . . . even if it's completely unintentional!

 I will pay all bar the last paragraph !

Good one ABF, makes sense to me
However, recent evidence revealed:
Beeno's great escape: "When she goes high he goes low"
 Following his mate Trum*p to new found depths

 Rooi, yes it takes all sorts but Beeno has to come up with some new material as the ol' "It's the refs fault" doesn't seem to cut it anymore.

 To be fair he does have a few variations. There's "it's all the IRB's fault" and "it's all the TMO's fault" to name two.

 I reckon after that last debate his  brain cell went AWOL for good .The ensuing vacuum caused its pinhead to implode upon itself.