SafeSex:
I predict that we WILL lose all four games against NZ an OZ
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
So SafeSex, what happened, we seem to have won 3 out of our four games which you predicted we will not win one.
SafeSex:
Well at the time, I said Meyer was getting his selections wrong 50% of the time, but at times he actually picked players I originally wanted at some point during the game, so I was right all along.
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
But surely you knew the players that were at his disposal would have played at some point during the RC
SafeSex:
Not necessarily, this thick plank of a dutchman always gets his selections wrong, he never consults me, and I implore him to start listening to me to improve our national pride and our winning percentage.
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
But what happened with the Wales game and the World game:
SafeSex:
Against all my odds, South Africa won
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
Why is that?
SafeSex:
I didn't take into account the weather factor, the crowd support, the fact that Mandela's third nephew gave an inspirational speech to the team before the game.
I was also a bit sick for the 6 weeks prior to the games, so I wasn't at my best really.
How could anyone blame me if things like that happened, which were totally beyond my control.
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
But you always insist on how good you are with your selections
SafeSex:
Yes, rugby is my first love, I always support the Boks, never have I not.
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
Really.... you are on record as saying they would not win the 2007 world cup?.
SafeSex:
Errr... no I never... prove it, I got mixed up between South Africa and Samoa. Come on chump !!, prove to me that I intentionally said that South Africa would not win that world cup... you stupid prick !!. I meant they would, I simply mixed up my countries.
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
You mean like you did with the Steyn's?
SafeSex:
Precisely, I am a lawyer, and a busy man, I have lots on my mind, I cannot multitask or think about two things at the same time. For instance I am busy suing some lady for microwaving her cat. Now you understand why I get distracted.
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
But don't you see a trend here?
SafeSex:
No, I monitor everything that trends on Twitter and I have seen nothing, so up your game prick, you don't know shit about rugby.
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
But why do you always seem to come across as not supporting South Africa?
SafeSex:
I always do you prick..... when the selections are like they should be.... like mine
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
And if they aren't?
SafeSex:
Then sack the stupid prick of a coach , he knows nothing about the game.
Intelligent Rugby Poster:
So by your logic, if he uses all your selected players except one, and they still lose, they lost because of that one selected player that was not your original choice to begin with.
SafeSex:
I did mention I was a lawyer didn't I
