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Why Mozart is a rugby ignoramus

Started by clevermike6 REPLIES422 VIEWS· 10 Sept 2016, 17:14
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
10 Sept 2016, 17:14
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10 Sept 2016, 17:14#1

Lets look at Mozart’s  favourites in the present squad/team and see whether they actually belong in the squad:-

*      Morne Steyn  came on today and was as clueless as he normally is

*       Strauss was hopeless  both as a  player and as captain – did he in fact play.

*       Louw  - did he in fact play?   If he did he made sure he went AWOL job

*       De Jongh  -  He did play and whenever he touched the ball  he buggered up totally.

Then the Springboks also had to contend with  the following string of non-performers:-

*       Nyakane, Mtawarira, Jantjies and  Mohoje

That means  half of the team is made up of players who should not be in the team.   Aside from that the village idiot we has as a coach is a major problem.   He is totally clueless about team selection and a game  plan.

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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
11 Sept 2016, 09:03
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11 Sept 2016, 09:03#2
 It comes natural to him ... being a fool that is.
Very sad.  
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
12 Sept 2016, 06:53
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12 Sept 2016, 06:53#3
 It comes 'naturally' to him.....plank. Try to deliver your punchline without falling over your own weenie.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
12 Sept 2016, 07:06
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12 Sept 2016, 07:06#4
"Try to deliver your punchline without falling over your own weenie."
Wehe . . . bit rich coming from Mr "LMAOFY"!
Waaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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WardadPro6,663 posts
12 Sept 2016, 09:12
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12 Sept 2016, 09:12#5
 Is that a ba ckhanded compliment on weenie length Mozart or do you reckon he has short legs ? 
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
12 Sept 2016, 09:30
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12 Sept 2016, 09:30#6
I also noticed that Ward....If I were able to trip over my own weenie, I reckon I'd be a pretty happy camper! 
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
12 Sept 2016, 09:31
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12 Sept 2016, 09:31#7
  Not nice, Wardad!!

LMAOFY!!!
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