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You get one eyed and then you get kbbs!!!!

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 Oct 2014, 21:44
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07 Oct 2014, 21:44#1

Ex Sport 24


Cape Town - Player ratings featured on a NZwebsite following the Springboks' Rugby Championship victory over the All Blacks at Ellis Park last weekend, has drawn the ire of local fans.

The Boks won 27-25 thanks to a late 55m penalty from replacement flyhalf Patrick Lambie.

It was the Boks' first win over their bitter rivals since 2011, but wasn't enough to prevent the All Blacks from lifting the Rugby Championship trophy.

General consensus post-match was that the Boks were deserved winners, and All Blacks coach Steve Hansen was gracious enough to mention as much.

However, when reading the NZ Herald's player analysis of the match, one would think Richie McCaw men had in fact WON the match! (Hahahahahhaha I have always felt the kbbs over rasted the wee abs and here is the evidence!!)

Bok No 8 Duane Vermeulen was the official man-of-the-match, but only received a rating of '5.5' - significantly lower than his direct opponent, Kieran Read, who was awarded a '7'.(Bwahahhahahahahaha talk about one eyed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Other curious ratings include Handre Pollard (7) overshadowed by Beauden Barrett (7.5) and Francois Hougaard (6) outperformed by Aaron Smith (6.5).

When one tallies the total ratings for the starting XVs of both sides, one gets 82 for the Springboks... and 95 for the All Blacks!


Can any sane person possibly doubt Vermuelen, Hougaard and Pollard comfortably outplayed the wee ab counterparts? Lets face it the kbbs are about as one eyed as you can get. 

End of story!

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 Oct 2014, 21:52
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07 Oct 2014, 21:52#2
 Meanwhile the wee abs themselves showed better sportmanship than some kbbs!!
Cape Town - The All Blacks have displayed good sportsmanship by congratulating the Springboks on their Rugby Championship victory at Ellis Park last Saturday.

The Boks broke a three-year drought when they beat their old rivals 27-25, courtesy of a late 55m penalty from substitute flyhalf Pat Lambie.

The game was played in good spirit with both captains and coaches lauding their counterparts following the epic encounter.

The Kiwis - who lost for the first time in 22 Tests - accepted they were beaten by the better team on the day and on Tuesday again congratulated the Boks on their win, as well as wishing them good luck for their upcoming European tour.

It would be nice if ou brycy, warped DUD, moola and co accepted the verdict of the wee abs. Beaten by a better team. 
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
07 Oct 2014, 22:03
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07 Oct 2014, 22:03#3
 Beeno
I am not one who set stock by the player ratings of journalists.   They ahve to sell their daily rags - so they come up with weird ratings - normally based on one single incident in th game - which they generalized and thn make out that that was what the player was like for the full game.
Pollard defnitely was niles better than Barrett - and Read had a reasonably good game - but not better than Vermeulen.   I think Vermeulen was at least 1 point better than Read. I would say that   Hougaard was also a point better than Smith.
By the way - the problem with assessments is that onecan never make out from those who won th e game and who lost it.   Take the player ratings in the Perth test - if you look at the ratings of the Springboks - without knowing the actual result - you would conclude that the Springboks woon the game easily.
 
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
07 Oct 2014, 22:03
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07 Oct 2014, 22:03#4
 Beeno
I am not one who set stock by the player ratings of journalists.   They ahve to sell their daily rags - so they come up with weird ratings - normally based on one single incident in th game - which they generalized and thn make out that that was what the player was like for the full game.
Pollard defnitely was niles better than Barrett - and Read had a reasonably good game - but not better than Vermeulen.   I think Vermeulen was at least 1 point better than Read. I would say that   Hougaard was also a point better than Smith.
By the way - the problem with assessments is that onecan never make out from those who won th e game and who lost it.   Take the player ratings in the Perth test - if you look at the ratings of the Springboks - without knowing the actual result - you would conclude that the Springboks woon the game easily.
 
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
07 Oct 2014, 22:16
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07 Oct 2014, 22:16#5
 They actually did win the game Mike but were shafted by a bent ref.

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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
07 Oct 2014, 22:36
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07 Oct 2014, 22:36#6
Beeno: happy with the solitary win
       
If you see this man, treat him with suspicion mumbled the fair-minded kiwi
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BrycyPro4,671 posts
07 Oct 2014, 22:45
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07 Oct 2014, 22:45#7

...Bean Brain since the weekend haven't met one NZer that thought SA won anything...so bad luck.. you seem to be having trouble excepting that it was only our B team that had you on the rails...not all doom and gloom for you though mate as you still have another year to make the necessary improvements before meeting Pool B favourites Manu Samoa...

...how embarrassed were the Welsh when the Samoans kicked their butt...?

..don't get too worried though as the top two teams from every pool still go through ...

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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
07 Oct 2014, 22:56
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07 Oct 2014, 22:56#8
 Brycy: I don't think Beeno will be too worried they are used to being second already
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
07 Oct 2014, 23:15
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07 Oct 2014, 23:15#9
Brycy
Who was missing from the AB team that makes it into the B-team?   Let me think -  Nonu,  Carter and Retallick.   Nonu is no better than Fekitoa - matter of fact I think Fekitoa is better than Nonu - who has a tendency to get carded in any event.

Carter has no had a game since the since April - I believe.  He is hiding away - being dead scared of Bismarck and terrified of Vermeulen,  As Jeff Wilson said on Skysport - will he ever play again?
And then there is Retallick - fairly innocuous in Tight five play.   He may have made one or two more tackles than Thrush did - but that would not have cha nged the game.
O - I forgoot about Cruden -  the Springboks would love hanving to play against him after he went to pieces in Wellingtomn.   Barrett was far mor dangerous from their perspective.   
Happy bluffing yourself about the B-Team day.  Have fun.     
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BrycyPro4,671 posts
07 Oct 2014, 23:34
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07 Oct 2014, 23:34#10

...not so clever mike...Cruden would have cut yr geriatrics to pieces...the same way he racked up 50 pts against the Aussies...he's never lost an AB game where he's started at 10...100% record last year with the ABs...crafty of Hansen to get your hopes up before the RWC - I think he wants you to think that you've actually got a good team so you won't make any changes...looks like the plan is working...your screwed

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
07 Oct 2014, 23:43
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07 Oct 2014, 23:43#11
 Brycy
Why was Cruden so average in the Wellington test and why did he towards the end of the time he spent on the field go to pieces.  Some of his kicks especially was pathetic.   Would he have been able to deal with Poollard -  I doubt it very much.   
Happy Pie-in-the-sky  Day to you.
Frnkly i rate Barrett and Slade higher than Cruden as flyhalfs and that was evident ove rthe last two years on Super 15 level.    
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BrycyPro4,671 posts
07 Oct 2014, 23:48
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07 Oct 2014, 23:48#12
not so clever mike ..even when Cruden has a bad day we still win....will be even more dangerous with SBW running off him though...you yarpies won't know what hit you..  
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hakwaPro4,146 posts
08 Oct 2014, 00:27
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08 Oct 2014, 00:27#13
 Vermuelen would have got more points had he not constantly used his head as a battering ram clearing the rucks the whole game - hakwa being the constant voice of reason yet again - no thanks is needed Beeno
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ClaydogClub Pro691 posts
08 Oct 2014, 01:09
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08 Oct 2014, 01:09#14
 JW you post with the one eyed minion is one of the best i have seen. I still have tears rolling down my cheeks!
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
08 Oct 2014, 04:34
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08 Oct 2014, 04:34#15
 hakwa
Boh Vermeulen and Read made critical mistakes at times during the match - but both were good.   However, on balance Vermeulen was much better and effective than Read.  I am saying this as an independent observer in this case.     
I always said they are different kind of players - in some aspects of the game Read is better - a better linker with his backlie and better in open field ball carries.   In others Vermeulen is better - a stronger ball carrier in traffic and better in breakdown ball recovery.   I would play Read at 8 and vermeulen as blind side flank in my dream team.   If I had a choice strctlly as na 8  - on present form I would pick Vermeulen ahead of Read as an 8.
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
08 Oct 2014, 06:15
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08 Oct 2014, 06:15#16
 Cloudy & Claydog: glad you enjoyed it. Photographic evidence cannot be denied.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
08 Oct 2014, 11:51
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08 Oct 2014, 11:51#17
hahahhaha JW good but not good enough.Please note the following one eyed monster. Note firstly the surprise as he has fallen for his own hype. Note also the colour GREEN Bwahahhahahaha

When Lambie slotted the goal it was more like this:
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
08 Oct 2014, 12:03
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08 Oct 2014, 12:03#18
 Anyone know why some smileys dont show up. I had a great one above that summed up the kbbs reaction to Lambies winning goal kick.
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hakwaPro4,146 posts
08 Oct 2014, 14:21
#19
08 Oct 2014, 14:21#19
 Is this perhaps the reaction you were looking for Beeno?
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
08 Oct 2014, 15:20
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08 Oct 2014, 15:20#20
Playing the Rugby World cup at home: $100,000,000Winning the William Webb Ellis trophy: $1,000,000 each

Shocking your team mate with a solid one up the bum....Priceless!!!!! (The two on the left)
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
08 Oct 2014, 15:20
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08 Oct 2014, 15:20#21
Just look at their expressions!!!! The longer you look, the funnier it gets!
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
08 Oct 2014, 15:23
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08 Oct 2014, 15:23#22
Click on the picture to enlarge it.....it gets funnier still !!!
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
08 Oct 2014, 15:29
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08 Oct 2014, 15:29#23

Bluebok: I don't recall too many Bok fans laughing at the time. In fact one wee chap is still not laughing. 

 

Beeno: after RWC win by Mighty ABs

Why doesn't all that egg help with h is protein difficiency?

 
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
08 Oct 2014, 15:32
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08 Oct 2014, 15:32#24
Just realised that is not the World cup celebration, it is the Rugby Champs celebration. Kind of takes the shine of my joke......naaaaa, it is still flippin' funny!!  
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
08 Oct 2014, 15:39
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08 Oct 2014, 15:39#25
Cloudy, you are not fooling anyone! Innocent my ass!
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Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
08 Oct 2014, 15:39
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08 Oct 2014, 15:39#26

Beeno: projecting his problems on the Kiwis:

 

Beeno before operation

Beeno after operation

But he is still one-eyed mumbled the fair-minded kiwi in despair

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