Zac Guildford, James Oconner, Danny Cipriani or Luke Watson?

If you had to start a world barbarians tour over 12 months- and were forced to choose a team captain from James O'Connor, Gavin Henson, Zac Guildford, Danny Cipriani or Luke Watson- who would you choose?
All are well known for their activity off the field and other team building exercises. All great to go out for a beer after the match.
A possible teambacks-
9 Ricky January10 Dan Cipriani12 Gavin Henson13. 11 Zac Guilford14. James Small15. James O'cconer
Forwards1. Magiver2.  3. 4. Bakkies5. 6. Luke Watson7. Adrian Richter8. Oupa high tackles

13 JJ Englebrecht.....what's Bakkies doing there?

 James Dalton......... ja, leave Bakkies alone .

It is reserved for people that cause issues on or/and off the park and most likely to be involved in issues

 I dunno aboot wee Zachy and that beer ,maybe if theres no scooters about ?