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Slowest back in Super rugby

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 Mar 2016, 23:51
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07 Mar 2016, 23:51#1
My vote would go Andre Esterhozen....props fly by him on the kick chase.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Mar 2016, 00:01
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08 Mar 2016, 00:01#2
 YAWN
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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
08 Mar 2016, 02:41
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08 Mar 2016, 02:41#3
 Speed can't be coached.....it's in the gene. We picked up on Ester's snail's pace in the U21's.....nothings changed.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Mar 2016, 05:04
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08 Mar 2016, 05:04#4
 Oh come now Den, it has to be Jake's  fault that Esterhosen lost all his pace. The lad was greased lightning before Jake said if he looks like a flank, runs like a flank and eats like a flank...he must be a flank.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
08 Mar 2016, 06:23
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08 Mar 2016, 06:23#5
   So what is it now - bringing White in - his preference for center was after all Fat Fransie - the slowest center ever that the previous coach said he is no center was  Fat Fransie.    Esterhuizen is greased lightning compared to dear Fransie - the great backline destroyer White likes so much.  
Lets go back to 2013 when the  Sharks last play the Kings in PE.   The score turned out to be 12-6 - all penalties not a single try scored by the Sharks because Fransie sabotaged the Sharks backline,   He was even the  Sharks captain that day and Plumtree got so frustrated he replaced Fransie at minute 50 - but by then the damage was done.   That was the second last game before Plumtree dropped Fat Fransie from the team after disgracing himself against the Brumbies.      
By the way Fat Fransie still weighs 115 kgs and he was so poor last year the Sharks refused to renew his contract and he is now re-united with his chum at Montpellier who plays him at center and he is still not a  Super Rugby level  center at all - second tier club standard at best,
     
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Mar 2016, 07:25
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08 Mar 2016, 07:25#6
 Remind me again what happened to Plumtree.....oh yes he was dropped, never to be a head coach ever again. Meanwhile Jake is a well paid head coach in France. So who do you think got the short straw Tokkie?
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
08 Mar 2016, 07:33
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08 Mar 2016, 07:33#7
 Remind me again what happened to White.  He was fired by the Sharks and his presen t club - Montpellier - is not a house on fire.   He will not make the grade in France and I give him two to three years in that job.   
Plumtree would have had the Springbok coach job if he showed any interest - but to coach in SA is not ideal, most coaches will avoid that like a plague.      
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Mar 2016, 10:02
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08 Mar 2016, 10:02#8
There is NOTHING wrong with Esterhuizen 's pace at all...we have seen Jake play him on the wing...no slower than Frans Steyn or Jean
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Mar 2016, 16:34
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08 Mar 2016, 16:34#9
 He also played him on the flank....a better idea. The man is desperately slow.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
08 Mar 2016, 16:35
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08 Mar 2016, 16:35#10
 So is and was Fat Fransie - but you never moaned about him.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Mar 2016, 16:38
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08 Mar 2016, 16:38#11
Frans is much faster than Esterhozen....better vision, better step, better boot, better haircut.  
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
08 Mar 2016, 16:50
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08 Mar 2016, 16:50#12
 Mozart
Please don't make me laugh.   Fat Fransie lost his step years ago - his line breaks and defenders beaten was the lowest of any Super Rugby center for years now.  His boot became extremely inaccurate - he caused 32 ball possession losses in 2014 mostly because of inaccurate kicks - and he did not know when to kick or when to pass.   Result - he sabotaged the Sharks backline and we were fortunate he never played for the Springboks since 2012.
The reason for the drastic reduction in performance and his loss of speed was his eating habits and the lard he was carrying since 2010.   
In the case of Fat Fransie - I would add much bigger gut to your description  The last picture of him also showed a distinct boepie - no wonder he was as slow as a carthorse.  At 115 kgs - he is carrying 10 to 12 kilo lard too much.           
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
27 Feb 2019, 20:19
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27 Feb 2019, 20:19#13
Let's just be clear here . . . the original post on this thread was posted in 2016 and that year there were 18 Super Rugby teams.
Let's conservatively estimate that each one of those 18 teams used 15 backs during the 2016 Super Rugby season so that's a total of 270 backs who played in the 2016 season and if they all had to take part in a 100m dash, by Moffie's reckoning Andre Esterhuizen would come stone last.
Stone last out of 270 players . . . and even "props fly by him on the kick chase" so a fair percentage of the forwards would beat him as well . . . but for the sake of this exercise we'll just stick with the 269 backs who are all faster than him according to Moffie. 
Last place out of 270 backs . . . and yet now Moffie is saying that Andre Esterhuizen "is an option" to play at inside centre . . . for the Springboks . . . in a test match!
Does anyone else find this a bit bizarre? 
I think it's a fair question . . . was Moffie completely and utterly wrong about Esterhuizen's pace or does he think that the slowest back out of 270 - the guy who lumbered in stone last behind 269 other Super Rugby backs - would be a good pick for a test match?
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
28 Feb 2019, 02:12
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28 Feb 2019, 02:12#14
Moz spot on as usual, Esterhozen is a snail. But he may just be a better centre than our other choice for 12......Duh Allende, the tractor, no speed merchant himself. Saturday should be fun, stick with moz for the real scoop.
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
28 Feb 2019, 02:24
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28 Feb 2019, 02:24#15

André lacks acceleration. He is definitely not fast, but in my opinion he is fast enough. The best inside centres of the past twenty years haven't been especially quick. His strength to be able to manhandle any player from 1 to 15 makes him a viable option as a flank. I didn't watch any Super rugby in 2016 or 2017, and only a few games from 2018, but what I have heard is that his stint in Japan was the turning point in his career, and it was that experience which gave him the capacity to stake a claim at test level after an excellent Super rugby campaign. 

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
28 Feb 2019, 03:27
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28 Feb 2019, 03:27#16

Snailing along and clumsy is what applies to Esterhuizen as well - that takes the cake here.LMAO

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
28 Feb 2019, 03:47
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28 Feb 2019, 03:47#17

No cake for you I'm afraid. Doktor Auge has issued a strict diet for you. This year we must also lower your intake of crow and eggs. It'll be a challenge, but by G-d's grace, we may pull through. 

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
28 Feb 2019, 05:10
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28 Feb 2019, 05:10#18

Are you eating away of the egg mountain covering you already or di you thing further eggs should b e added to that mountain?   I do not think further additions to that mountain is necessary,   

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
28 Feb 2019, 07:31
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28 Feb 2019, 07:31#19


Please god no, don't add further effs to the eff mountain. Who can stomach such an eff-ing spectacle.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
28 Feb 2019, 07:47
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28 Feb 2019, 07:47#20

Pakie

Stop being a c u n t.  I made two typing errors and you go off on your usual BS track - no rugby comments and making a total fool of yourself.

How about a photo  from a stupid angle not showing what actually happened and themn making deductions which were total BS,  Try that one again.   

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
28 Feb 2019, 08:07
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28 Feb 2019, 08:07#21

You take yourself so seriously ou Mike. Lighten up.

As to no rugby comments? Now let's see. Here are your 5 contributions to a thread elsewhere on the board. Five repetitive personal attacks in a row, not one rugby comment. Clean your own house first, nê?

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Silly Billy

You are onto your very own stupidity level again - go and see your shrink - you are in desperate need for help.   I know there is no cure for idiocy - but some stupid pills would keep you out of looney bins.  
  

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SB

Does the brain op with a hammer and chisel by a plumber applies to both Silly Billy and Ceradunce - I assume it was in both cases.   Did the plumber have available a microscope to find the brain of the two?   Would be very difficult to find it otherwise

Just to start a thread like this one is as Dave put it "what a load of crap".    

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Silly Billy

"Radical out of position selections that might work"

The mere examples quoted by you indicated that you are suffering from total rugby ignorance.   One would have taken that  realistic assessment of the players physical abilities and his capabilities would be the topic discussed - but that is way beyond your knowledge of the game and of the players concerned.  

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It is not worth discussing -- domkop

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No - starting dumb threads like this one represents sheer idiocy. 

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
28 Feb 2019, 08:22
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28 Feb 2019, 08:22#22
Moz I find it quite strange that you seem to be against Esterhuizen. He is a very similar sort of player to F Steyn. Sure, he can't kick at poles from 65 meters out, but if we're honest, Steyn from that distance is a lucky packet anyway. They are both big and strong, they are both able to get over the advantage line, and neither man is particularly quick. I'd say that Esterhuizen has the better offload, has better defense and has less brain farts than Steyn. Steyn on the other hand has a giant boot and does pose a danger from distance. Still, for me the two are on much the same level. Also, when I refer to Steyn, I am referring to him as a player in his twenties, not the very average player he is today.   
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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
28 Feb 2019, 08:40
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28 Feb 2019, 08:40#23

Well put, BlueBok ... Steyn has never really impressed apart from his stint in 2007 ... and the only reason he did then was because of the massive occasion he found himself in.

Esterhuizer is as average as they come. All I can say is that I'm very pleased this bozo isn't a part of the Lions squad 


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
28 Feb 2019, 08:41
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28 Feb 2019, 08:41#24

Blue, Moffie doesn't seem to know if he rates Esterhuizen or not. Note the date of the original article. Moffie has since changed his tune and he's now calling for Esterhuizen to start . . . even though he thinks he's a "snail".

For what it's worth, I've always rated Andre Esterhuizen as a very good player and I've never considered him to be slow. Not sure he'll ever be an international star but there's no doubt he's among the best we have at the moment.

I re-posted this after Moffie called Esterhuizen a viable option to start for the Springboks without ever acknowledging he was completely wrong about his supposed lack of pace. From what I can gather, Moffie (and by association, his Servile Gimps as well) are saying he's still a "snail" but they'd pick the snail anyway . . . even if lumbering props "fly by him" . . . which makes me question their understanding of backline play.

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bluebokPro3,977 posts
28 Feb 2019, 09:07
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28 Feb 2019, 09:07#25
FFS. Also an old thread, I need to start checking the dates. 
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bluebokPro3,977 posts
28 Feb 2019, 09:07
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28 Feb 2019, 09:07#26
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
28 Feb 2019, 11:17
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28 Feb 2019, 11:17#27

Blue, Frans is the best 12 the Boks have ever produced. The complete centre. They have a very different temperament and presence on the field. This was a player that outright dominated opponents. Both very strong, but Frans was the better overall package by far. 

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
28 Feb 2019, 12:00
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28 Feb 2019, 12:00#28

"Blue, Frans is the best 12 the Boks have ever produced. The complete centre. They have a very different temperament and presence on the field. This was a player that outright dominated opponents. Both very strong, but Frans was the better overall package by far. "

He was good, but his best position was 15. Go check the stats with him as 15 for the Boks.

PS, best Bok 12 ever????? Card, I don't want to re-start an old argument over this again, but that's a BS statement.

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
28 Feb 2019, 12:25
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28 Feb 2019, 12:25#29

From 15 Frans had mediocre defence stats and was at best average on attack. There isn't one standout test from 15.

His stats at Super rugby level at 10 were unbelievable, though I didn't believe he was a pure 10.

His performances at 12 and 13 far surpass his performances at any other position. He changed the way teams approached his team. We've never had a 12 who opened the game up like him, nor have we ever had a 12 who combined physicality with skills like him. He had a variety of passes, great offload and solid boot. His defence and organisational skills were world class. No other South African 12 from any era comes close to Frans.

It would be a fools errand to try and prove otherwise. It can't be done. His critics are testament to that fact. 

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
28 Feb 2019, 16:56
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28 Feb 2019, 16:56#30
Well I have to thank Peeper for bringing back this string. It shows that if you are honest in your reporting, you need never fear the reposting of your old opinions. Esterhozen was slow in 2016 and three years later he remains slow. But he has upped his skill set defensively and in the offloading stakes. In the meantime we have run out of other viable options. So he has to be in the consideration set. This isn't an enthusiastic pick of mine, it's a realistic compromise given the options. Realism....the idea that we will have a world beater in every position is a pipe dream. The trick is to make sure these compromise choices fit the team pattern, and Esterhozen does that.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
28 Feb 2019, 17:22
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28 Feb 2019, 17:22#31

Mozart

Your claim about Esterhuizen having improved his skill set us unfortunately not supported by facts,   For example his defense is questionable with a low tackle count  and a higher than acceptable missed tackle ratio.    He made in four tests 2  good line breaks, but he lost possession after both breaks and there was no real advantage from the breaks.

You are of course entitled to your opinion on the issue - but as far as I am concerned I frankly do not believe that the factual situation does not support your comments in the relevant regard.              

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
28 Feb 2019, 17:35
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28 Feb 2019, 17:35#32

Silly Billy  - the fact twister

You make a wild and totally fact-deficient  statement about Frans Steyn  that he did classy things at 12 and 13, but is pure an utter BS.  Steyn was the worst center in Super Rugby for three years running  from 2013 to 2015.   His really top  class coach - Plumtree - said he was NO center and that was based on facts - not fiction.

Now back to present time - after trying out Steyn at center since 2016 his present club came to the same conclusion as Plumtree and he now plays at full back for Montpellier.     

 

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
28 Feb 2019, 18:10
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28 Feb 2019, 18:10#33

Oh, another joker card: "...low tackle count".

Why would teams concentrate their attacks down his channel? Show me where André shirked defensive duties. I dare you! As per turnovers of possession? Why don't you ask Saffy what the "class act" Kolisi was doing when he and the likes of Notsche allowed Pocock free reign over the ball? You miss too many details to be taken seriously. Far too many. 

Frans has never been the worst centre in any team or tournament he has participated in. This is the funny part, and this is where Plumtree made a bit of a boob of himself: He cycles through several players at 12, and Frans outplays each and everyone of them. Plumtree then returns to Frans. 

However, we are talking of the same Plumtree who took the best team in Super rugby and reduced them to also rans in one season. You only rate Plumtree because he apparently didn't rate Frans. That's your only crumb of an argument against him. Desperate stuff from Dame Lügnerin! 

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
28 Feb 2019, 18:36
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28 Feb 2019, 18:36#34

He made in four tests 2  good line breaks, but he lost possession after both breaks and there was no real advantage from the breaks.

A lie. You can see one of his breaks at minute 14:46 of the video Auge loaded the other day. He lays the ball back perfectly and the Boks get quick possession from the tackle/ruck.

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
28 Feb 2019, 20:01
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28 Feb 2019, 20:01#35

You mean the Welsh got the ball and counter-attacked,    It happened twice when he made appreciable meters in territory.   There was one carry where he made abput ten meters where th ball was NOT lost.  

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
28 Feb 2019, 20:03
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28 Feb 2019, 20:03#36

Silly Billy 

Why did De Allende made 42 tackles and missed 4 tackles in four tests and  in four tests  Esterhuizen made 20 and missed 5?   

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
28 Feb 2019, 20:29
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28 Feb 2019, 20:29#37

Why don't you take the entire season's stats for both players, Mike?

De Allende 79 tackle attempts at 84% success and 10.3 tackle attempts per game.

Esterhuizen 46 tackle attempts at 80% success with 9.6 tackle attempts per game.

Then take into account that Esterhuizen only played the last 20 minutes in the final England test. If you discard that and only take the tests both players started:

Esterhuizen 42 tackle attempts at 83% success with 9.2 attempts per game.

Barely anything in it, with or without the adjustment. But nice attempt to cherry pick the stats that favor your man while ignoring the rest.

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
28 Feb 2019, 21:14
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28 Feb 2019, 21:14#38

But Pakie, if you factor the win André lost in Brisbane, South Africa, his best defensive performance is irrelevant, thus giving Damian a distinct advantage.


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bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
04 Sept 2023, 08:17
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04 Sept 2023, 08:17#39

Alucard  ............... hope you're back at RWC time

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
04 Sept 2023, 08:46
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04 Sept 2023, 08:46#40

Hahahahahaha very funny thread. 

The Mozzzzquito getting himself in a right tangle once again! 

Card, tbe Organfuffer, Deus etc etc etc  should have recovered by RWC but could come back under another name. History tends to repeat itself. 

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