I've been following this forum for years and.....

Hi all.
I've been following this forum for about 8 years now without actually ever commenting/signing up. 
I'm from New Zealand but have been a springbok supporter since the age of 14.
I too am concerned at the direction that their rugby is headed.
I understand that I'm probably going to get a lot of hate if I become a regular here, since that seems to be the most common feeling on this forum.
In case you don't hate me already for simply existing, then I will add that I believe Mozart is the most clued in regular that I see here.
Looking forward to contributing.
Cheers.

Wehe . . . the silent Gimp!

 Thank you for meeting my expectations. Hello to you too.

 Hello Mozart!!!

"Thank you for meeting my expectations."

Only a pleasure.

You say you've been reading this board for 8 years? As far as I know this board has only been around since 2012 so you must have had a lot of patience waiting for that first post!

So, a New Zealander who has been a Springbok fan since the age of 14? Just out of interest, how old are you now MrSpace?

 8 years is perhaps an exaggeration, but it certainly has been a long time, definitely feels pre-2012
I'm now aged 26. Was quite a strange experience when I discovered that I was a Bok fan. I cop a fair bit of slack about it here in NZ that's for sure.

Yes, 8 years is quite an exaggeration but it's not the only thing about you that sounds a bit dodgy.

Let's see . . . you're 26 now so by my reckoning you became a Springbok fan around when . . . 2002?

I just want to get this straight . . . so in 2002 when you were around 14 years old you - a Kiwi living in New Zealand - watched the Springbok team of that time (coached by Rudolf Straueli) and you decided this is the team for me?

Is that right?

Can you recall which was the actual game that made you a convert? Was it the 53-3 against the Poms?

LMAO!

Don't know if this MrSpace is Moffie or one of Moffie's Gimps but this sure sounds like bullsh!t!

 Of course there are people in NZ either born in SA or who have SA parents who are bok fans ,but a born and bred Kiwi ? Strange world .I was going to ask you if you enjoyed the "M "part of "S and M" but thought you might take that as an invitation .If your the real deal then cheers otherwise WTF ?

 Rooinek. I remember watching the world cup quarter final match between NZ and SA in 2003 and although before the match, I was very keen for NZ to win, during the match, I felt very torn. It really was odd.
But 2004 is when I considered myself a springbok fan. It was a good time to join because if I remember rightly, they won the 2004 tri nations. Marius Joubert was my favourite player. 
The next big thing I remember was Habana scoring two amazing run-away tries in 2005 in perth against Aus. He instantly became my favourite player, and has been ever since.
I don't know who the coach was in 2003/2004, but I never ''decided'' to become a fan, it just happened.If I could ''decide'' to be a fan, of course I'd choose NZ, but that's just not how it works.
But I suppose if there was ''a turning match'' it would've been the world cup qf against nz.
Cheers.

Marius Joubert?

Pffffffffffffhahahahahahahahaha!

Okay MrSpace, welcome to the board for what it's worth . . . at least I should say welcome to this latest incarnation.

All New Zealand fans used to be smitten by the Mighty Boks- before our team forgot how to use the backline. Back in the day when New Zealand knew who their rightful masters of the universe were. 

 Sharkbok. I can tell you from living in the country my whole life, that is certainly not the case. New Zealander's generally used to refer to South Africans as dirty cheats who poisoned NZ in 1995

Wow, MrSpace really has his finger on the pulse of NZ rugby and their supporters!

LMAO!

Well Mr Pace welcome. I see you have disturbed the locals a bit but they'll be okay, the bars are almost open.

Well Mr Pace it takes all types to make up this world ..most of us here are bordering on certifiable so yes welcome...you should fit in and become a great poster, even if it's only every 8 years...some of us are patient but I'm afraid some of the coffin dodgers could well be absent next time you post...look forward to your next post...err in 8 years time.

 Hi Cloudy.I currently live in Palmerston North.No I'm not pulling any chains here, that'd be highly unoriginal.

 Palmy eh ? Last time I was there I ended up on a beach in Foxton X-mas day . Still drunk with a tart under me arm .Not the kind of tart you stick in an oven either unless your name is Dahmer .You know they can cure your affliction with drugs and electro shock therapy plus repeated viewings of the last 2 Bok games vs the ABs. At this point it would be almost terminal but its wunnerful what medicine can do these days.

 What a crock!!!
In comes a twat who's been watching us from afar. To afraid to tell us of his support. To afraid to introduce himself to us. 
8 long years ... sitting on the side lines ... gathering up courage to take the plunge??
Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaa!!!
Yeah right!! Now that we've hit the lowest of lows in our history, in he comes telling us of his life long devotion to the Bok ... and to top it all ... he's Mozart fan. 
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahhahahahaaaa!!!
What a load of bullsh!t.

Leave him alone ..... rather go look for muslims under your bed .

 Oh-oh... not having a good day, hey Blob?
Nah ... think I'll carry on with this twat a little longer. 
Touching to see you reach out to the turncoat. 

 Mr Pace
Welcome to the forum, I hope you a long and pleasant stay. Apart from a couple of pedigreed arseholes whom I'll discuss later, I can assure you that the vast majority on here are decent folks.
Here's the heads-up.....
Arsehole#1 Rooinek hates Mozart with a passion and anyone who agrees with him. Anyone who agrees with anything Mozart says bristles the hairs on Rooinek's back. Had you said the same things about anyone else then he would not have slagged you off as a Gimp, as a matter of fact had you instead slagged Mozart off his reaction would have been to the contrary....he would have been thrilled with you.
Thing is, you're not a Gimp because he says you're a Gimp. You don't have a combover because he says so and you're not ugly because he says you are.
Here's what you need to know about this very weak character.
He is/was a drug addict.... his own words, it lasted a decade. I mention this because I believe the effects of long term substance abuse has horribly impacted his persona.
He snoops the social media accounts of posters and their immediate families  and then posts their comments in this forum.
When he finds any of their photos he will post it as well.
He would love to see the back of Mozart and myself and has openly said so.
In the meantime the slack-jawed coward hides behind his own nick and is too gutless to put up a photo of his good looking self.
He has a hide to question your authenticity when he on two occasions went from Rooinek...to Jalapeno....to Kitchener. The one who he calls "Dense", meaning me....exposed him on every occasion....kinda spells out who the real dumbass is, doesn't it...Wehe!
The fool has no shame, his hypocrisy stinks....we all live and learn. Rooinek just lives.
Once again...a great big welcome, I'm sure the Editor and owner of the site is delighted to have you on deck. You are amongst friends.

Ward I just have to point this out. Dahmer was g a y, his "tarts" were men. Are you trying to tell us something? 
And Denny, no need for the essay explaining things to Mr Pace, if he's been following the forum for 8 years, I'm pretty sure he knows all he needs to know.  

 I see you're quick to chirp me......when you've finally remove your head from Rooineks vice like arse grip....here in return, take some much needed advice, tell someone who cares.
Got that, Huh!?

You know Dense, if somebody who didn't know any better had to read that post of yours above, they might actually get the impression that you don't like me very much!

LMAO!

Just by the way, you spoke about a "couple" of arseholes and you listed me as Arsehole #1 . . . but there was no mention of an Arsehole #2. Is that because you don't know what the word "couple" implies; is it because I am in fact the only "pedigreed arsehole" or because can we expect a second installment? 

PS I fixed the photo of your brother. Apologies for the mix up. It's now you.

 Thank you Denny.
What can you tell me about CleanCut?
Doesn't seem that clean to me.

Aunty D, who p!ssed on your battery? I am no Rooi groupie, so I really don't know what you are on about! Mr P has just told us he has been following the site for 8 years, why on earth did you feel the need to tell him who was in who's team etc etc....unless he is a complete idiot, it should be pretty obvious! 
Secondly, ask anyone here, I am probably the most neutral poster on the board, if someone says something I agree with, or disagree with, I comment...I don't give a rats arse who they are! Also, I have spent plenty of time arguing with Rooi about a variety of things over the years! 
Lastly, I really don't need to get anything from you. You got me and my "loyalties" all wrong, and as a result threw a tantrum. I therefore conclude that it is you that has not "Got That". 
 

Arsehole #2....Sc.um, low life sc.um.
It's kinda funny, he and Rooinek are now bum chums. What's funny is the fit....the one thing I'll say about Rooinek at this moment in time  is that he is not a racist whereas Clean Cut is a bigoted and Xenophobic sc.umbag. Rooinek is aware of it but for some strange reason is his board mate, I can only put it down to Rooinek being in despe rate need of support and Clean Cut fits the task.

Mr Clean indeed, Mr Spaceman, is not that clean...but you need to up the pace...it should not take 8 years to learn this but has been essential in his contributions...he has his good points in his cutting ability but if you use tactics that thwart him he appears somewhat lost...he suffers like a handful here of split personality disorders...a decent guy some days when "he takes his great danes for a walk" and goes on holiday to Oz where he seems to relax in the Bogan enviroment and goes on a Walkerabout with a spear.

He is used to have a big problem in his younger days as you can see but Seb sorted him out and now is more moderate...and takes time off to rest after taking these great danes for a walk... lolz

Sorry for being so rude but we all have our problems

Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaa!!! Is it the size of my dangling pair that has you so peeved, hey Sebastien?? Is that perhaps the cause of your resentment? Hmmmm?
Excellent point, Blue. 
The fraudster would indeed have known what a fine gentleman I was had he been scouting this site as long as he says he has. 
As I said earlier ... he's a liar ... and how many liars do you know of on this board?

Exactly ... only one ... and he should be in a home with round the clock care.
As for Dense and his childish outburst ... the poor dear was severely traumatised as a child. He has anger issues and is emotionally immature because of it. 
I mean I ask you ... what's with the aggressive attack on Redneck? The man's an outstanding gentleman ... an absolute asset to this MB. 
He's capable of describing Dense's sloped forehead to the finest detailed and that without the use of profanity. That is a talent we should nurture ... encourage ... not breakdown with harsh name calling.

 

I see MrSpace has gone silent but the question remains . . . if he's been hanging around this board for 8 years (as he claims) then why is he asking Dense all about Klown? Surely he knows Klown as well as Dense does?

Interested to see how our new friend explains that one . . . but the real question would be why someone who's followed this board for any length of time would actually ask Dense anything at all?

Nice summary denny.....two thugs of opposite persuasion gathered together......Master Rooinek, Groupie Carbuncle. Nah Bloo I have never seen you as neutral, more like a closet Rooilochte fan. Neutrals dont stay quiet when posters invade another poster's family communications, but get all snippety about random Board bickering. Not that I care or even hold it against you....I merely register your proclivity.

 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah .... gasp!!!!!!! What impeccable timing!!!
Is that why MrPace disappeared. He was making way for his hero.
Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaa!!!
Can't wait to see their conversation.

 The reason I am not fully aware of who is sensible and who is more abusive is simply because I didn't care when I wasn't a member.When you are not posting, you are not in the community so you do not look at the names of the posters.You simply read the material.The only reason Mozart stood out to me was because he was referenced so often by others. Also, his avatar is eye catching as well.

 Well Mozart ... you carry on with your little game.
Enjoy!!!
I'm bored by it. 

Carbuncle are you making the firm call that I am Mr Pace.....yes or no?

 Well Mr Squeaky Clean...you know the drift and what happened...that picture you so boldly boast about was in your uncontrollable youth when testrones impulses dominated your youthful uncontrollable instincts which you took out on decent normal people with normal drives in the correct order of things.

After your confrontation with the mighty Sebastien this is what it looked like...Reminds me of the Paul Mc Cartney lyric...Yesterday, I was not the man I used to be , now I need a place to hide away...hopefully Cloudy does not read this...lolz

Oh I see . . . so you used to read the postings without bothering to see who wrote them . . . except you knew who Moffie was because other people happened to talk about him and . . . ummm . . . his avatar caught your eye!

Very interesting. Doesn't really explain why you're asking Dense to give you the rundown on other posters when you allegedly don't know if Dense is one of the "sensible" or "abusive" ones. All a bit odd if you ask me.

You sound confused Lochte.....hahaha. So tell me are you backing up Carbuncle's prediction that I am Mr Pace or are you saying he is wrong. Yes or no?

Well Mozart...look what you're started...a had a hunch that you were the instigator...too much good wine and too much wealth from crooked trading and of course too much time in idleness prompts you to destroy the great friendship you have with CC and Rooinek.

CC has an obsession with the nether regions of the anatomy...he often boasts about his primate instincts...has no clue about a gentle man's masculinity...he did not know there are others on this forum that compete in these parameters:

Draad...

Rooinek

I'm not confused, chump. No big surprise that you're not seeing the inconsistencies in MrSpace's claims . . . you never were particularly bright or perceptive.

I don't think MrSpace is you. Yes, he sounds like a bit of a d!ckhead and he's quite clearly a liar but at least he can string a sentence together without making an embarrassing blunder and he hasn't bragged about himself . . . not yet anyway.

Does that clear things up for you, Moffie? Oh and next time you stamp your little foot and demand "yes" or "no" answers from me, remember your own craven cowardice and refusal to answer similar "yes" or "no" questions that I've asked before and be grateful I'm not the gutless little jellyfish you are. Okay little chap? Good . . . you can run along now.