Mozart how can we help the Smelly Red Bait ...also known as The Rooi Aas

Red bait used to stink like high heaven but it was a deadly bait for galjeon,dassies and john brown.

There must be some good in him?

 Seb it' s a problem that has exercised the very best minds!

 Another non-rugby topic unless this thread has been created out of respect for Rooineck's rugby knowledge?

 Seb
First of all - how is your mother-in-law and your wife?  Am still hoping you come for a visit and stay over a day or two.  
Am afraid you are asking the wrong man for advice here.  Mozart is a very wise person, but unfortunately with a diminutive knowledge of present-day rugby - he is totally addicted to the past glories.
Beeno is a funny case - he became addicted to a trumpet.  The latter is full of noise but without substance.
Don't know whether they could help - ask the Trumpet - he is loony enough to be able to help.  
        

Listen, chump, if I made you cry and feel all sorry for yourself, you can avoid that kind of humiliation in future if you do your sanctimonious bible-bashing on the forum that was kindly provided to us for non-rugby matters.

Apart from us not having to read your stupid god-fearing platitudes, posting them where they belong would constitute simple good manners.

 They used to have a wee miniature trumpet they used in bowel surgery wards in ye olden days ,they wedged it in the patients butt and when it started making noises it meant their guts were busy creating more sh!t .Seems appropriate .

 

 Well I tried to help him on another thread where he wrote of HasBeen 'what new depths of ignorance he can fathom'....which translated means either 'what new depths of ignorance he can measure' or 'what new depths of ignorance he can understand'. Obviously pompous, illiterate garbage.
Hopefully if he wants to claim other posters are ignorant, he can avoid exposing his own embarrassing ignorance in the process.

Well there's nothing wrong with his knowledge...he is a living encylopedia on rugby but he accuses people of hypocracy...a fault finder...I first crossed swords with him he reprehended me with his hyena tactics...I made a statement which (in a word in enclosed sic...he attacked me because he surmised I was trying to be fancy...incidentally h e was probably right but HIS SELF-RIGHTEOUS attitude of correction provkes one to retaliate.Rooi aas is a small man with a huge inferiority complex...he is servile to some but resents and passionately hates the well-bred and priviledged.

He is the biggest smelly bait here but catches fish...a hypocrite of note and what makes in sad,accuses others of the same weakness...a typical symptom (sic)

A couple of years ago in the 6N preview Eng v Fra, ManuTuilagi was replaced by
Luther Burrell and I passed a remark that it was not a train smash...he was reddened ,perhaps by his few pints in downtown slum city and the audacity of this remark but ironically that Burrell was the try scorer in that game that made the difference

As we all know Rooi has his entrenched dislikes and I furthered a little bit mor e...I actually do not dislike the man...think there's a nice side to him...it's just spiritual warefare

 Hi moz ,nah man we can all grok his meaning .Its teaching HasBeeno the depth of his ignorance as measured with a large stick or its hitting him with a large stick to bring forth clarity ,or claret  either is good !

 Look Wardad I immediately "fathomed" what he was trying to say....I'm just helping him say it. We lcome back mate, you have been missed.

 Cheers moz ,once again I find myself a stranger in a strange land as it were .Coming back to me now like it were yesterday.......

 Nothing like a good tiff,  must be my Norse blood? Welcome back at Fight Club! 

 Rooi is a pain but a catalyst to interesting conflicts..it's just a pity that Mozart does not delve into the enormous pocket of "ill-gained equities and corrupt capitalistic shorts of skelisms in USA ...then we can all meet and make friends at Wardads place in A B land or dear old Saff in Suffolk or even at ol'Maaiks place in Riversdal...Cloudy can be the cook and Rooi the barman

"Well I tried to help him on another thread where he wrote of HasBeen 'what new depths of ignorance he can fathom'....which translated means either 'what new depths of ignorance he can measure' or 'what new depths of ignorance he can understand'. Obviously pompous, illiterate garbage.

Hopefully if he wants to claim other posters are ignorant, he can avoid exposing his own embarrassing ignorance in the process."
LMAO, looks like Moffie is "phased" (sic) by my use of the word "fathom" in this context. Maybe if the poorly educated old blowhard had taken the tiniest bit of trouble to stick the words "fathom definition" into Google he would have found this on the very first hit:
fathom?fað(?)m/noun

1. 1.a unit of length equal to six feet (1.8 metres), chiefly used in reference to the depth of water."sonar says that we're in eighteen fathoms"

verb

1. 1.understand (a difficult problem or an enigmatic person) after much thought."the locals could not fathom out the reason behind his new-found prosperity"synonyms:understand, comprehend, work out, fathom out, make sense of, grasp,catch, follow, perceive, make out, penetrate, divine, search out, ferret out, puzzle out, take in, assimilate, absorb, get to the bottom of;More
2. 2.measure the depth of (water)."an attempt to fathom the ocean"synonyms:measure the depth of, sound, plumb, probe; More

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!
What's the bet the old fool pretends he hasn't got enormous amounts of egg sliding down his stupid face? Maybe he'll fathom it out!
LMAO!

 Rooi, 1.8m is a few mm's short of six feet...ask Dave. Therefore your source is wrong.

What are you talking about Draad? What has 1.8m/6ft got to do with Moffie . . . ummmm . . . "exposing his own embarrassing ignorance" ?

 If you two can be pedantic about spelling, I  can be about figures. And in the law, if you can proof one segment of testimony false, the testimony as a whole is discredited! 
Relax, I'm having a beer and taking the p!ss outa you lot!

Oh . . . okay . . . whatever that means. Sounds like you've had more than one beer . . .

 We'd love too Mike...thank you kindly...we have this huge burden of my wife and sometimes flying back and forth to Russia ...it's a huge strain...my parents in law are so handicapped and this has made them so selfish. Elena and I have sacrificed virtually all for her and her dad...they do not deserve it...the trouble is marrying into customs that are so different.

The duty and love of parents is so strong with Russians that it can overbalance the family.My wife loves me so much but cannot abandon her parents.They are not well off and try to live off a pension...my father-in-law was in Soviet Navy and later went to work in space research in Korolev...only stopped working ...he is close to 80.

Elena is the most loviest person you can ever meet...a very strong but gentle woman...I really do not deserve.

Hopefully we might meet some day but we will probably go to our friends that farm near Rhodes in the Eastern Cape.

My god AAS how thick are you....fathomed, or plumbed to use its more normal alternative,  has to do with understanding, grasping, divining....perceiving. 
Clearly you weren't using those words to describe HasBeen. You were trying to say he had reached the depths of ignorance, not that he had understood the depths of ignorance or measured the depths of ignorance.

A totally incorrect use of the word, embarrassing really. So Hasbeen perceived and grasped the depths of ignorance. A nice complement I'm sure he appreciates.

That's the thing about the language, it's complicated and sometimes pompous fools are exposed.

 Life in the forum has reached some kind of nolmacy. What a weird chemical type balance    it takes to achieve that

 Please use "normality" JW, " normalcy" is one the most irritating US usages. But you're right the AAS is toast and that is normality.

Mozart. I am in the US now so I am blending so the locals will understand me, they have trouble with proper English (Please insert arrogant, snobby emotico n of choice as I am on my I-phone & it has its limits)
Ps: I was mainly referring to wardad being back.

 ou rooitwit slopes off his butt well and truly kicked. rooitwit try and not be so pompous for stareters. Know your limitations!wee warped DUD the grunter is immediately showing his obsessipon with me. I am the center of this oaks universe. Hahahahahahahahahahahawarped DUD if you could confine for incoherrent rants to a paragrapgh the board would be saved much polutionj.Thanks

 Rooi, at the time of conversation, I was having a beer. The third one. I had at least 3 more since then. If you did not get my silly joke, its a shame. It was a good inside forum joke and I actually thought it was quite obvious, but it's cool, I'll try harder next time.

 Draad Don't assume obvious is good enough where the AAS in concerned, I mean look at the way he butchered that sentence. Nothing funnier than a snob trying to use a snobbish word and getting the context totally wrong. The egg flows.

As for 6 ft, forget a few mm, Dave could put a top hat between the top of his head and six foot.

 Beendork shouldnt you be back in your echo chamber ? The one down below that the ED has graciously provided you complete with a trumpet to err 'blow' and not the chamber inside your cavernous skull .Theres a good boychik .