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If it was 1935 . . .

Started by Rooinek106 REPLIES2,591 VIEWS· 18 Jul 2022, 13:16
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
18 Jul 2022, 13:16
#1
18 Jul 2022, 13:16#1

Sharkbok made a statement the other day, "If it was 1935, it is very clear on this board who would support Hitler".


He's right of course and it got me thinking of what kind of a discussion we'd be having on this board if it was 1935. I reckon it would go something like this:


Baboon-ou: Oaks, Hitler is a great man who will destroy the globalist scum. Sieg Heil!


Sharkbok: Hitler preys on the religious simpletons like Baboon-ou. 


Tit: Don't be fooled. Beeno is 100% correct. You are all wrong about Hitler. He is a wonderful man and a Christian. My wife said so and she met him once when she went for tea at Berchtesgaden.


Stav: I can't believe you people are supporting this madman and his Nazis!


fArt: You lefties are the mad ones.


Moffie: I played golf with some Nazi officers the other day. Very nice chaps. They thought I was marvellous of course . . .


Baboon-ou: Herrenvolk! Volksgemeinschaft! Lebensraum! Heil Hitler!


Rooinek: Hitler is a racist megalomniac who is bringing the world to war. He should be locked up.


Ou Maaik: Stav and Sahrkbok and Rooinek are branewashed idoits waht believe all the proper gander they here. I prefer to listen to real news like whatever Jozef Goebbels are saying. That are real news, not the tripe you all listen to on BBC.


Blobbok: Screw Hitler and all of you who support him.


Tit: Hitler is misunderstood and you're all being fooled. He is doing God's work. Let's hope he has a final solution for those dreadful Jewish untermenschen. They should be put into gas chambers or something like that! They're not merciful and kind like us Christians!


ButtPlug: Earthworms in the Sudetanland like fishpaste with their doorknobs


Sharkbok: Anyone know what ButtPlug is babbling about?


Squeaky Toy: Whooooosh!


Baboon-ou: These anti-Hitler scumbags are all globalists! Sieg Heil!


Dense: Baboon-ou sounds like he's enlisted for the Hitler Youth or the Gestapo!


Ou Maaik: The anti-Hitler idoits are listening to proper gander from the west. They should rather listen to Jozef Goebbels waht speak the real truth.


Moffie: I had lunch with Jozef Goebbels. A charming man. We had pate de foie gras accompanied by a crisp riesling . . .


Stav: Jozef Goebbels? What next?


ButtPlug: You have to slide a granite block into a giant microwave. Frisbees on Meton are called hubcaps. I bet no-one will answer my question!


Sharkbok: Anyone know what ButtPlug is babbling about this time?


Squeaky Toy: Whooosh!


Baboon-ou: Heil Hitler!


etc, etc



ST
Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
18 Jul 2022, 13:25
#2
18 Jul 2022, 13:25#2

Moffie: I played golf with some Nazi officers the other day. Very nice chaps. They thought I was marvellous of course . .  . but I did overhear one of them say they thought I had a bit of a superiority complex!

Baboon-ou


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Jul 2022, 14:24
#3
18 Jul 2022, 14:24#3
I’m in full support of your creative writing efforts, RooiTit. While lacking substance, or much humour, you appear motivated…and that’s a start.
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
18 Jul 2022, 14:24
#4
18 Jul 2022, 14:24#4
I’m in full support of your creative writing efforts, RooiTit. While lacking substance, or much humour, you appear motivated…and that’s a start.
CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
18 Jul 2022, 15:23
#5
18 Jul 2022, 15:23#5

It is n0ot 1935 and the whole story is BS  - especially coming from brinwashed idiots that cannot think for themselves.   

So lets make it real as the case is at present:-

It is 2022  and the question should eb whio is supporting President Xi  of China:-

Aside from the corrupt Biden  and his Democrat co-corrupt idiots we have on site -

*    Sharkbok  - he is too stupid to realize what is really going on.   The Democrats are in cahoots with the Gates - Soros group whose ties with President Xi is close and he support everything that is happening - while  they beleive the media BS on issues.

*   Rooinek - better known as Rooidoos. - he even beats SB when it comes to imbecility and comes up with BS whenever he tries to say something

*   Stav beats the above 2 by not being an idiot and by his ideology about global warming   He believes totally the scaremongering by scientists with  huge financial interest in scaring the public into supporting the billions they want.    So far not a single prediction they made has been realized - but daily scaremongering is their total daily program.    In the meantime the Chinese are laughing all the way to the bank - using money they earn from exporting components for wind and sun energy production - while building coal power plan ts to serve China.

The problem is everything they come up is based on fake media report  lies and every time it is pointed out that it is wrong - they accuse people of doing what they survive on - namely  Conspiracy theories.       .           

 

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
18 Jul 2022, 15:40
#6
18 Jul 2022, 15:40#6

Ha, Ha. Very funny, and accurate... 

The brain-dead religious simpletons are a joke. 

AJ
AJHPro3,183 posts
18 Jul 2022, 16:23
#7
18 Jul 2022, 16:23#7

Struggling once more for attention.



Shame!

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
18 Jul 2022, 16:42
#8
18 Jul 2022, 16:42#8

The ButtPlug summary was especially funny. 

BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
18 Jul 2022, 19:16
#9
18 Jul 2022, 19:16#9
Fucking brilliant. Never laughed so much since sharkiebokke said what’s her name was gonna grab Trumps pussy. Classic
BL
BlackboyClub Pro702 posts
18 Jul 2022, 19:20
#10
18 Jul 2022, 19:20#10
Cuntyboy wouldn’t know humour if it kicked him in the arse
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Jul 2022, 03:42
#11
19 Jul 2022, 03:42#11

The ButtPlug summary was especially funny...true, but so is the one on moffie, though I think it a bit harsh on Buttplug, I mean he's not entirely humourless, he did light up the board with babble on Earth being visited by Aliens and UFO's

A c lassic Rooi, you'd be hard pressed to write a better one, tx for the laugh.

It's going to be interesting to see how our resident Lurker sets about rescuing his Bumchum DumbPlum from this one but I'm sure he's itching to stick his head up his ass.

HeeHaw HeeHaw 



PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
19 Jul 2022, 06:28
#12
19 Jul 2022, 06:28#12
“ It's going to be interesting to see how our resident Lurker sets about rescuing his Bumchum DumbPlum from this one but I'm sure he's itching to stick his head up his ass.” I’d be a tad worried, Rooi. To me, this sounds like full-o-Dentsie is scouting technique.
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Jul 2022, 07:19
#13
19 Jul 2022, 07:19#13

Get help, go now......you're drowning in forum obsession.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
19 Jul 2022, 07:42
#14
19 Jul 2022, 07:42#14
haha projecting a tad there, ain’t we, miss so-full-of-Dents?
PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
19 Jul 2022, 07:47
#15
19 Jul 2022, 07:47#15
Is it only me that thinks when Dentsie says the word “obsession” in RL if likely sounds like the intro to a George Michael video? Now, add in the CT twang… “Ob-ses-sin”
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Jul 2022, 07:54
#16
19 Jul 2022, 07:54#16

The humourless DumbPlum on his soapbox again babbling to an imaginary forum audience....

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
19 Jul 2022, 08:02
#17
19 Jul 2022, 08:02#17
Soapboxes are generally stood on when people have something important to say. I’m not sure that any sentence involving you has ever held any importance, Dentsie…sweetheart.
DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
19 Jul 2022, 16:53
#18
19 Jul 2022, 16:53#18

"I’m no t sure that any sentence involving you has ever held any importance"

Just like when he addressed Mike to not address him.... lol

If anyone wanted to commit suicide, all they need to do is climb up to the level of Denny's ego, and then jump down to his IQ..

CR
CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
19 Jul 2022, 17:03
#19
19 Jul 2022, 17:03#19

Great post, got beenshit down to a tee but snowflake is bloody perfect.

Best laugh I have had in ages

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
20 Jul 2022, 11:34
#20
20 Jul 2022, 11:34#20

The best laugh I had in ages was just recently...when the Paddies wrecked the ABs.


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SebPro2,680 posts
20 Jul 2022, 12:03
#21
20 Jul 2022, 12:03#21

In the year 2525.

https://youtu.be/yesyhQkYrQM

CR
CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
20 Jul 2022, 12:59
#22
20 Jul 2022, 12:59#22

Actually it was a couple of weeks ago when the boks went down to a bloody useless welsh team 

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
20 Jul 2022, 14:27
#23
20 Jul 2022, 14:27#23
Lol Wales didn’t score as many tries against us in the entire series as Ireland scored against you in 1 game. Poor ABs looked lost at sea. Question is, have they hit rock bottom? Gosh, and now they’ll have to play against a marauding Bok pack. One wonders how much “playing to edge of the laws” will be required.
CR
CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
20 Jul 2022, 16:16
#24
20 Jul 2022, 16:16#24

Boks always play beyond the edge of the law so not expecting any different, bit surprised you would admit it though

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
20 Jul 2022, 16:51
#25
20 Jul 2022, 16:51#25
Yet it’s the ABs that are renown as the biggest rugby cheats in the game. Type “rugby cheats” into Google if you dare…
CR
CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
20 Jul 2022, 17:52
#26
20 Jul 2022, 17:52#26

If its on the internet it must be true then 

So if I type dirty rugby players I will get SA then?

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
20 Jul 2022, 18:12
#27
20 Jul 2022, 18:12#27
haha Your pack is bricking it at the prospect of being splotted by the Irish and now having to face up against a pack that’s superior to the Irish one. Funny times ahead.
CR
CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
20 Jul 2022, 18:39
#28
20 Jul 2022, 18:39#28

No team stays on top forever, SA has been our bitch for twenty years so no complaints from me.

Once fozzie gets shown the door watch out

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
20 Jul 2022, 22:33
#29
20 Jul 2022, 22:33#29

2009...BITCH!!!

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
20 Jul 2022, 22:40
#30
20 Jul 2022, 22:40#30

FOITOG!!!...Rooi trying to illustrate his willingness to suck WEF and NWO d!ck...never thought you were a CONFORMIST RudeHole...wel l, a good education wasted on an arsehole can't be much better than one wasted on a d!ckhead like Rooihole.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
21 Jul 2022, 10:08
#31
21 Jul 2022, 10:08#31
Draad, we’ll never truly understand the depths of TDS. It’s an abyss really. Old Trump did a real number on these noobs. One can but laugh.
SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
21 Jul 2022, 11:03
#32
21 Jul 2022, 11:03#32

Why now ButtPlug, why would aliens choose now to visit us? Only you can answer this. The fate of humanity could all depend on you... You alone have this purpose, it is for you to decide...

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
21 Jul 2022, 12:35
#33
21 Jul 2022, 12:35#33
Have you had half of a Stella and pushed your blood alcohol levels to 198% again?
SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
21 Jul 2022, 16:21
#34
21 Jul 2022, 16:21#34

Metonians are human-like extraterrestrial race come from the planet Meton of the Proxami Centauri documented by South African  contactee Elizabeth Klarer. Elizabeth Klarer.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
21 Jul 2022, 17:48
#35
21 Jul 2022, 17:48#35
So weak! You outta material, homie? Limited disc space will do that to you.
SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
21 Jul 2022, 18:55
#36
21 Jul 2022, 18:55#36

It's an old classic, Buttplug... but it will never get stale...

 It revealed allot about your phychie. 

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
21 Jul 2022, 19:03
#37
21 Jul 2022, 19:03#37
Oh really? What did it reveal…how backwards yours is by comparison?
SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
21 Jul 2022, 21:39
#38
21 Jul 2022, 21:39#38

Your definition of forward-thinking is a hubcap being proof of UFOs?
Therefore the opposite of this is backward? 

You are a laugh a minute. Have you considered applying to be on the Jeremy Kyle show? 

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
21 Jul 2022, 21:39
#39
21 Jul 2022, 21:39#39

Duplicate: Planet Meton alternative reality...

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
22 Jul 2022, 05:56
#40
22 Jul 2022, 05:56#40
You telling porkies again? …because as i recall, that’s your definition.
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