Sharkbok made a statement the other day, "If it was 1935, it is very clear on this board who would support Hitler".
He's right of course and it got me thinking of what kind of a discussion we'd be having on this board if it was 1935. I reckon it would go something like this:
Baboon-ou: Oaks, Hitler is a great man who will destroy the globalist scum. Sieg Heil!
Sharkbok: Hitler preys on the religious simpletons like Baboon-ou.
Tit: Don't be fooled. Beeno is 100% correct. You are all wrong about Hitler. He is a wonderful man and a Christian. My wife said so and she met him once when she went for tea at Berchtesgaden.
Stav: I can't believe you people are supporting this madman and his Nazis!
fArt: You lefties are the mad ones.
Moffie: I played golf with some Nazi officers the other day. Very nice chaps. They thought I was marvellous of course . . .
Baboon-ou: Herrenvolk! Volksgemeinschaft! Lebensraum! Heil Hitler!
Rooinek: Hitler is a racist megalomniac who is bringing the world to war. He should be locked up.
Ou Maaik: Stav and Sahrkbok and Rooinek are branewashed idoits waht believe all the proper gander they here. I prefer to listen to real news like whatever Jozef Goebbels are saying. That are real news, not the tripe you all listen to on BBC.
Blobbok: Screw Hitler and all of you who support him.
Tit: Hitler is misunderstood and you're all being fooled. He is doing God's work. Let's hope he has a final solution for those dreadful Jewish untermenschen. They should be put into gas chambers or something like that! They're not merciful and kind like us Christians!
ButtPlug: Earthworms in the Sudetanland like fishpaste with their doorknobs
Sharkbok: Anyone know what ButtPlug is babbling about?
Squeaky Toy: Whooooosh!
Baboon-ou: These anti-Hitler scumbags are all globalists! Sieg Heil!
Dense: Baboon-ou sounds like he's enlisted for the Hitler Youth or the Gestapo!
Ou Maaik: The anti-Hitler idoits are listening to proper gander from the west. They should rather listen to Jozef Goebbels waht speak the real truth.
Moffie: I had lunch with Jozef Goebbels. A charming man. We had pate de foie gras accompanied by a crisp riesling . . .
Stav: Jozef Goebbels? What next?
ButtPlug: You have to slide a granite block into a giant microwave. Frisbees on Meton are called hubcaps. I bet no-one will answer my question!
Sharkbok: Anyone know what ButtPlug is babbling about this time?
Squeaky Toy: Whooosh!
Baboon-ou: Heil Hitler!
etc, etc