My resolution for 2023 on this board is to be kind to everyone every time I post.
If any poster on this board thinks I'm breaking my resolution, feel free to revisit this post and remind me.
In this new spirit of kindness, I have taken the liberty of compiling a list of suggested resolutions for all posters:
Sharkbok - Be patient with ou Maaik. It can't be easy being in his shoes.
Doos XL - The Pat Lambie poster has enough darts in it. Frankly, I don't see how any more could fit. Get out a bit more. Talk to real live people sometimes.
Stav - Try not to correct Moffie so often. Just let some of the more obvious and hilarious ones slide. We don't want to all be integrating x squared for the whole year again.
Baboon-ou - Wherever you are or whatever boards you're posting your incoherent babble on, enjoy! Give them hell. No need to report back here, we're all sure you're doing a fine job. Keep at it. Live the dream. Adieu!
Saffex - Don't discuss rugby with Doos XL. We can all see it's not helping either of you. You start cursing and he just drifts further into orbit.
DumbAss - Don't miss any of those anger management counselling sessions. We all like you a lot more when you're in therapy. Don't get mad now, remember, this is just me with some friendly advice. There you go . . . count to 10 . . . slowly!
Ou Maaik - This is probably the toughest one of the lot so good luck, but try waiting a few seconds after you hit the submit button before pushing it again. I know a page refresh is beyond your limited capabilities but just 3 or 4 seconds. It's not asking too much.
Dense - Do not under any circumstances engage with Moffie in the cricket section. There's a level of cringe I can cope with and when you goad him into talking cricket I go beyond that level. When Moffie talks batting technique, he makes Doos XL almost sound like he's actually watched a game of rugby.
ButtPlug - When you get an idea in your head, instead of typing it up as quickly as you can, rather go for a spliff - or jerk yourself off or colour-by-numbers or visit Meton or whatever it is that you do to relax - and wait for more thoughts and ideas to come. Then try and articulate them all together as a sort of batch program. That way we might understand some of what you're saying.
Moffie - Drink less, work out more . . . or at least take the zimmer frame for an occasional trundle.
fArt (and Tit if he still reads us) - Don't drink at all!
Blob - When you copy and paste, try copy just the text you want and not the unwanted pics, popups and icons at the bottom of the page. A lot of your threads end up in a continuous stream because of this.
Bendover - Ummm . . . let me think . . . trying to be kind here . . . I know, pray regularly for whatever medical institution is doing research on personality transplants . . . and don't forget, at least one person still loves you for who you are.
If I've left you off this list, feel free to post your resolution on this thread.