Good day fellow believers and others. Welcome. We believers love all who will listen to us.
Magic Teapot only requires 8% of your monthly income. Not 10% like Christianity. But I have great news below;
Holiday sale: Anyone who signs up before 20 December will only be required to contribute 6% of their income. If you don’t you are a filthy stinking rag that will never see the Kingdom of Tea. And you’ll get cancer.