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Pakistan hobble to 200

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
29 Dec 2024, 13:22
#81
29 Dec 2024, 13:22#81

It was a windup you blithering fool and you fell for it hook, line and sinker. 

I knew you would.

Finally you've got one on Denise......oh look everyone I told you he knows nothing. 

Should have stopped there but then caught up in your excitement you dug up material on seam bowling, cut and paste videos, marshalled your imaginary audience and if that wasn't enough you jumped onto ChatGPT. 

Why when it is common knowledge and practice.

Of course it was seam bowling, what else would it be with a new rock hard cherry?

Man you're an insecure emotional wreck...... putty between my fingers. I can do anything with "I can't stand ou Dentsie.  Bwhahahahahha

And while I'm on the topic it changes to swing when the ball softens, polished on one side but to gain effect cricket physics has to kick in.

Run along now you blithering Buffoon I've read you like a book. I can assure you I find you tiresome it's been a huge effort responding.

And OBTW you're lucky you've never played me in Chess I would have kicked your Buttplug.

Tx for the laugh.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
29 Dec 2024, 14:17
#82
29 Dec 2024, 14:17#82
Whaha it was nowhere near a windup up absolute liar. OMG...this is a new low. This is why I can't stand you, Denise. And this proves it... "And while I'm on the topic it changes to swing when the ball softens, polished on one side but to gain effect cricket physics has to kick in." Whahaha here you seem to be saying that ball only seem when it's new and then swigs when it gets older. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! I guess that's another "wind up" right!!??? You just proved that A) you're a lying shitbag with no backbone and B) you really have no clue about cricket. Like you really don't. The embarrassment just keeps rolling on. And then you say I'm lucky I never played you at chess...BUT YOU RAN AWAY. YOU! Cowardly you!!! Bwhahahahaha We begged you, actually begged you, to play but you made up some stupid excuse about "Oh I don't like that site you guys wanna play on." When I myself have never really even played chess online, regardless of the platform. And now you're here giving it the big one. Hahahahaha!!!!! What a pathetic, cowardly, lying lowlife absolute shitbag you are. Like I said, you make my skin crawl. You actually give me the creeps...
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
29 Dec 2024, 17:45
#83
29 Dec 2024, 17:45#83

Wehe . . . M arkram named Man of the Match. More egg all over ButtPlug's stupid face!

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
29 Dec 2024, 18:50
#84
29 Dec 2024, 18:50#84
Yes, Markram is also the highest scorer for the Proteas in 2024. What's your point? Are you saying a 35 test average is acceptable for our "best" batter.
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
29 Dec 2024, 18:53
#85
29 Dec 2024, 18:53#85

Whooshhh!!!

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
29 Dec 2024, 21:06
#86
29 Dec 2024, 21:06#86

Even more egg if humanly possible.....Reesa(sic) his World Class player, isn't even in the Protea test squad, has never been to my knowledge, neither is Janneman Malan or any of the other 4 of his World Class players. And to add insult to injury Reesa(sic) didn't even make the Protea ODI squad.....totally unwanted by IPL franchises, must be the only World Class white ball specialist who is unwanted by all IPL franchises.

Ai..... Our resident squawker never fails to deliver.

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
29 Dec 2024, 21:09
#87
29 Dec 2024, 21:09#87

More egg all over ButtPlug's stupid face!

That's physically impossible if you've read my last post.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
30 Dec 2024, 05:51
#88
30 Dec 2024, 05:51#88
So, Denise.... Does the ball only swing once it ages? It does appear like that's what you're saying above? I can hear you rattling from here. "It turns into swing..." Bwahahaha! The cowardly girl won't elaborate on her own words.
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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2024, 08:12
#89
30 Dec 2024, 08:12#89

"It was a windup you blithering fool and you fell for it hook, line and sinker"

This is the board's biggest lie of 2024

"What a pathetic, cowardly, lying lowlife absolute shitbag you are"

Yep Plum , you have now seen the Denny that we have all become acustomed to.. over the many years.


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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
30 Dec 2024, 09:06
#90
30 Dec 2024, 09:06#90

The funny thing is that Markram does well with the ball. 

He was mistaken for a top order batsman but he's actually an all rounder. 

I had first thought he should bat at 5, but I now think he's better suited for 7...while taking on much more bowling responsibility. At 7 he can play more freely, and reduce the brainfarts that come from having to concentrate too much. He's an Andrew Symonds, not an opener.

And even if he gets a double hundred in the 2nd Test, I'm not seeing myself change that opinion. 



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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
30 Dec 2024, 09:17
#91
30 Dec 2024, 09:17#91

Uh-Oh Underpants has arrived right on Q. 

Now why doesn't it surprise me.

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Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
30 Dec 2024, 09:53
#92
30 Dec 2024, 09:53#92

"A windup" ....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

If us posters could get one dollar for every single time the word "Coward" and "Denny" end up in the same sentence or post on this forum over the years, from so many different posters... we could actually pay for the airfare to fly over a nd hand her a trophy.



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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
30 Dec 2024, 14:02
#93
30 Dec 2024, 14:02#93

It's pathetic. 

She obviously didn't know Paterson relies on seam for his wickets.

Makes an epic blunder because she wants to get me so bad...

Then tells a stupid lie, during which she actually confirms that she doesn't know the difference between swing and seam.

"It turns into swing."

Hahahahaha!

I'm not just saying this, it is actually creepy. One tries to think what could be going on in that head of hers ...and it quickly becomes very cringe and scary.

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