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A Monday laugh

Started by Plum4 REPLIES364 VIEWS· 30 May 2022, 10:21
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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
30 May 2022, 10:21
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30 May 2022, 10:21#1
A priest buys a lawn mower at a yard sale. Back home, he pulls on the starter rope a few times with no results. He storms back to the yard sale and tells the previous owner "I can't get the mower to start!" "That's because you have to curse to get it started" says the man. "I'm a man of the cloth. I don't even remember how to curse". "Keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to you!"
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XaviPro1,924 posts
30 May 2022, 12:22
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30 May 2022, 12:22#2

Two 90 year old men, Mike and Joe, have been friends all of their lives.

When it's clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. 

One day Mike says, "Joe, we both loved rugby all our lives, and we played rugby on Saturdays together for so many years. Please do me one favour, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there's rugby there."

Joe looks up at Mike from his death bed, "Mike, you've been my best friend for many years. If it's at all possible, I'll do this favour for you."

Shortly after that, Joe passes on.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mike is awakened from a sound sleep by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calling out to him, "Mike -- Mike."

"Who is it?" asks Mike sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"Mike--it's me, Joe."

"You're not Joe. Joe just died."

"I'm telling you, it's me, Joe," insists the voice."

"Joe! Where are you?"

"In heaven," replies Joe. "I have some really good news and a little bad news."

"Tell me the good news first," says Mike.

"The good news," Joe says, "is that there IS rugby in heaven. Better yet, all of our old friends who died before us are here, too. Better even than that, we're all young again. Better still, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And, best of all, we can play rugby all we want, and we never get tired."

"That's fantastic," says Mike. "It's beyond my wildest dreams! 

So what's the bad news?"

"You're in the team for this Saturday."

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MpowerPro5,061 posts
30 May 2022, 12:48
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30 May 2022, 12:48#3
 good jokes
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
30 May 2022, 22:23
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30 May 2022, 22:23#4

Thanks guys those were great. For a second I was concerned about Clever Mike, but then I remembered he never played rugby…can’t be the same Mike!

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sharkbokCaptain23,202 posts
30 May 2022, 23:21
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30 May 2022, 23:21#5

Sounds like CleverMike and Frans Malherbes father..

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