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A ranking of the visual appeal of countries

Started by Mozart7 REPLIES6,642 VIEWS· 20 May 2022, 01:46
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 May 2022, 01:46
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20 May 2022, 01:46#1

I once sat next to a Boeing trouble shooting engineer on a flight…he apparently had visited every significant country on the planet. So I asked him which country he least liked to visit….and he came up first, second and third India. In the same spirit…here’s an aesthetics ranking for countries I have visited.


1 South Africa….blue skies, vertical mountains, wild oceans, marvelous unique plants, the bushveld.


2 Switzerland …the epitome of winter beauty….the view across Lake Geneva from Lausanne on a sunny winter’s day.


3 France….the country with everything…one of the world’s most beautiful cities…mountains the Atlantic, the Med, the vineyards.


4 Greece…Meteora then off the heated plain of Larissa through the the Vale of Tempe to the Aegean. The glorious forests around Volos, Salonica the jewel of the north, the Parthenon, the islands. 


5 Venezuela…..a basket case politically but Caracas was a gem, a city with mystery and the vast scenery has a sad beauty.


6 The USA really a continent…but the Great Lakes are unique, the lagoons of Florida’s west coast filled with manatees and dolphins, the Rockies, California….the plains are dull but the prairies, much like the bushveld has a micro beauty one grows to appreciate.


7 The UK….the surprisingly delightful Devon coast, the Lake District, Forests and the austere beauty of Scotland, the many lovely small villages


8 Hong Kong…the harbor view with seemingly hundreds of small boats. 


9 Italy…a rather dull, cloud covered interior, but Lake Como and Lake Garda are lovely and where better to have a Bellini than in Portofino harbor.


……..10, 11 etc.


213 Australia….the myth of Australian beauty has been well crafted by their advertising agencies. But really this is a horribly ugly country once you leave the 25 mile strip around the ocean. Travel from Melbourne to Strathmerton to see some truly hideous country. And there is so much of it. Fly to Hong Kong from Melbourne and there are hours of nothing.

I have only touched on South America and I know it would rank higher with more exposure. Mexico City for example is a gem, with one of the most spectacular museums anywhere, the best pyramids outside Egypt and great flame eaters between the airport and your hotel. Such a pity it’s unsafe. 



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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
20 May 2022, 04:36
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20 May 2022, 04:36#2
BwhahahahhahaSeems like I've upset our resident travel editor....dearie me.....best you calm down, have a cup of tea and a lie down. Take a break from hogging Ruckers, have a round of golf with your higher circle (Lindsay Graham and obese Donnie) in the mean time I'll let the locals know how you feel about Oz, I'm sure they care.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 May 2022, 05:42
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20 May 2022, 05:42#3
Well Quisling it’s one of those circular issues. If you live in a dusty, fly infested backwater, how do you know if you have nothing to compare it with? So spare me the views of your jolly Aussie swagmen.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 May 2022, 06:03
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20 May 2022, 06:03#4

Australia Museum of the Fly!

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
20 May 2022, 09:00
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20 May 2022, 09:00#5
CHICAGO SHOOTINGChicago shootings: 33 shot, 5 fatally, in weekend violence, CPD saysSun-Times Media WireMonday, May 16, 2022 8:53PMCHICAGO -- At least 33 people have been shot, five fatally, in weekend violence across Chicago, police said.

The youngest homicide victim was a 16-year-old boy shot Saturday evening near "The Bean" statue in the Loop, leading Mayor Lori Lightfoot to impose a curfew for unaccompanied minors on weekends at Millennium Park.
Declaring the city "cannot allow any of our public spaces to become platforms for danger," Lightfoot said unaccompanied minors won't be allowed there after 6 p.m. from Thursday through Sunday, unless they're with "at least one responsible adult."

Two people were arrested shortly after 16-year-old Seandell Holliday was shot dead while crowds gathered near "The Bean," police said. Seandell was shot in his chest and pronounced dead at Lurie Children's Hospital
Later Saturday night, two more people were shot in the Loop after police said two children opened fire on a group of people shortly before midnight in the 300-block of South State Street. A man was shot in the neck and chest, while another man, 18, was shot in the hand.

Shootings in the downtown area have increased this year. So far this weekend, five of the 31 shootings victims were in the 1st police district, which covers the Loop and Near South Side areas. Shootings in the district are up 60% over last year through May 8, according to police statistics. All other categories of major crime - including murder, robbery, theft and battery - are also up in the downtown police district.
Nearly a third of shooting victims this weekend were in two police districts on the West Side: the 10th (Ogden) and 11th (Harrison) districts.

Other fatal shootings this weekend since 5 p.m. Friday:- A 17-year-old boy was shot and killed in Englewood on the South Side. He was standing near a sidewalk around 7:25 p.m. Friday when shots rang out in the 6900-block of South Ada Street, police said. He was shot in his chest and armpit area and pronounced dead at the University of Chicago Medical Center.

- A gunman shot two men, one of them fatally, after their vehicles collided Friday evening near Douglas Park in the Lawndale neighborhood. The shooting happened around 11:30 p.m. in 1200 block of South California Avenue, police said. One of the men, 40, was shot in the chest and died Mount Sinai Hospital. The other man, also 40, was hospitalized in good condition.- Saturday evening, a 19-year-old man was shot to death in a Washington Park home. He was inside the home in the 5700-block of South Indiana Avenue when someone fired shots around 5:30 p.m, police said. He was taken to the University of Chicago with a gunshot wound to the head and pronounced dead.

- Saturday afternoon, a man was fatally shot in West Englewood on the South Side. He was near a sidewalk in the 6500-block of South Ashland Avenue when someone opened fire and struck the 34-year-old around 4:30 p.m., police said. He was hit several times and taken to the University of Chicago, where he was pronounced dead.- The youngest person wounded this weekend was a 13-year-old boy shot Sunday in the South Shore neighborhood. He was shot while standing on a sidewalk with a group of people in the 7800-block of South Essex Avenue around 1:45 a.m., police said. He was hospitalized in fair condition with a gunshot wound to his buttocks at Comer Children's Hospital.

Last weekend, 24 people were shot, six fatally.&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&I'll have another report for you on Tuesday Pompous Piles, in the meantime don't forget to lock all windows and doors and make sure your 24hr surveillance patrol payments are up to date. Mozzie spray ain't gonna do you no good, try a bullet proof helmet and vest.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 May 2022, 14:44
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20 May 2022, 14:44#6

Ah but as usual you are hopelessly uninformed. I don’t live in Chicago. I live on the North Shore, whereas all this stuff you are copying is happening South and west of the City. In my town you could leave the door open for weeks and feel perfectly safe.

But what the Democrats have done to a great city is very sad and their mismanagement of State budgets might have consequences….so I have moved headquarters to the ultra safe Gulf side of Florida, where I intend to spend most of my time.

But back to your fly problem…as Geena Davis said in The Fly 1986:

‘Be afraid…be very afraid’

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Stavanger1Pro4,532 posts
20 May 2022, 15:07
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20 May 2022, 15:07#7

Have to say I quite liked Chicago when I visited it. Has a nice city centre. Was Christmas when I visited it and with all the decorations it looked very well. Was quite cold though!

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 May 2022, 15:22
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20 May 2022, 15:22#8

Thanks Stav, glad you liked it.

When I first visited Chicago I was staying in one of the down town hotels. The elevator I was in stopped at a floor on the way down and two huge blokes got in…then another floor and more giants. It was weird, felt like I was on a different planet….an exaggerated version of what one sometimes feels in Holland. Subsequently I discovered the Chicago Bears were there for some event.

It is a lovely city, skyscrapers right on the Lake, a river running through it, great opera, symphony  and museums, parks and restaurants. Sadly struggling badly to find it’s footing after Covid.

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