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Another hilarious Bozo blunder . . .

Started by Rooinek13 REPLIES470 VIEWS· 01 Aug 2019, 12:51
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Aug 2019, 12:51
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01 Aug 2019, 12:51#1

Have a look at this clip.

Looks like Bozo's knowledge of American history is right up there with his understanding of human anatomy, the solar system, running a casino, foreign policy and geography.

Of course, we know all about Bozo's . . . ummmm . . . let's just say limitations when it comes to history (after he recently had union troops taking over all the airports back in 1775) but the clip above is not just about Bozo's complete and utter ignorance, it's also about how his speech-writers try to help him and how his unbridled stupidity gets in the way of that "help".

You see, Bozo was required to name some famous Virginia lawmakers in a speech in Jamestown, Virginia, one of whom was George Wythe, one of the signatories of the Declaration of Independence. Now bear in mind, there are few people in this world who would be as acutely aware of Bozo's stupidity and massive ignorance than his very own speech-writers so when his unfortunate speech-writers saw the name "Wythe" they would have immediately and unanimously agreed to dumb it down a bit and spell it phonetically for Bozo on the teleprompter (yes, the teleprompter he claims he never uses) as "With" instead of "Wythe". 

Bad mistake! Bozo starts rattling off all the names off the teleprompter and when he gets to George Wythe (dumbed down for him as "George With") he pauses and actually spells it out for everyone . . . "George With . . . W-I-T-H . . . great name" says Bozo.

LMAO!

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
01 Aug 2019, 14:24
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01 Aug 2019, 14:24#2

Roinek 

Try out the following:-

There was a lady who were an MP - Lady Astor.  At a meeting Churchill was inebriated and Lady Astor said -

"Winston you drunk."

He answered :  "Lady Astor you are ugly.  I will be sober tomorrow morning ……"  

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
01 Aug 2019, 14:24
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01 Aug 2019, 14:24#3

Roinek 

Try out the following:-

There was a lady who were an MP - Lady Astor.  At a meeting Churchill was inebriated and Lady Astor said -

"Winston you are drunk."

He answered :  "Lady Astor you are ugly.  I will be sober tomorrow morning ……" 

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Aug 2019, 14:33
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01 Aug 2019, 14:33#4
Ou Maaik, are you sure you posted that clumsy, mispelled and inaccurate anecdote on the right thread because I fail to see what it has to do with Bozo's latest embarrassing gaffe?
By the way, that anecdote that you quoted so poorly (twice) was allegedly an exchange between Winston Churchill and Socialist MP Bessie Braddock, not the Conservative MP Lady Astor . . . if it was said by Churchill at all . . . which is debatable. 
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
01 Aug 2019, 14:36
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01 Aug 2019, 14:36#5

Thanks for that - I read that years ago and may have been given the wring story,  

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Aug 2019, 14:44
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01 Aug 2019, 14:44#6
Google is your friend . . . or even easier, Wikipedia is your best friend.
From the Wikipedia article on Bessie Braddock:
"A much reported exchange between her and Churchill has her accusing him of being drunk, and him concurring but adding: "My dear you are ugly, but tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be ugly"—or similar words. There is no reliable evidence that any such exchange took place; despite its popularity, commentators are generally sceptical."
Either way, I still don't understand why you brought that up on this particular thread. It has nothing at all to do with Bozo's latest hilarious blunder.
The funny (also alleged) exchange between Churchill and Lasy Astor was as follows:
Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea."
Chur chill: "Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it."
. . . although some accounts say that exchange was between Lady Astor and Churchill's friend Lord Birkenhead.
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Aug 2019, 14:50
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01 Aug 2019, 14:50#7

Neither does any sane person know why you insist on making a complete jackass of yourself by bring up this totally insignificant trivia. 

Trump is a hugely successful president which of course buries a dunce like you under a mountain of EGG ROOIBOZO. 

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Aug 2019, 14:56
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01 Aug 2019, 14:56#8
". . . totally insignificant trivia"
Baboon-ou, you and your fellow Trumpanzees might think it's insignificant that the leader of the world's most powerful nation is a semi-literate moron with the IQ of a pot plant, but for me it's becoming increasingly worrying.
Just by the way, in the same speech, Bozo also said "And in a program that has just started, someday very soon, American astronauts will plant our beautiful Stars and Stripes on the surface of Mars."
I do hope that Bozo won't be part of the planning team for this voyage to Mars as the world's stupidest national leader is on record as saying that our Moon is part of Mars.

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
01 Aug 2019, 15:02
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01 Aug 2019, 15:02#9

Trump quite clearly has a very high IQ and has outsmarted the whole lot of them. 

To see a failure like you calling Trump and moron proves that you have zero ability to self evaluate. 

Compared to Trump you are less than a mental midget. Bwhahahahaha whar a delusional jackass poor ROOIBOZO is!!

No self awareness at all. The laughing stock of the board!!!!


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Aug 2019, 15:16
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01 Aug 2019, 15:16#10
Well, at the very least I know that Mars is about 54.6 million km from earth at its closest pass and it has its own moons . . . and I know that the kidney is not located inside the heart . . . and I know that the year 1775 was more than two hundred years before the first airport was built . . . and I know that there are countries called Bhutan and Nepal and they're not pronounced "Button and Nipple" . . . and I know that Prince Charles is the Prince of Wales rather than the "Prince of Whales" . . . and I know the difference between "there" and "their" . . . all stuff that Bozo is blissfully ignorant about.
LMAO!
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CeradynePro9,374 posts
01 Aug 2019, 17:26
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01 Aug 2019, 17:26#11
Wasn’t Trump supposed to have been indicted/impeached/jailed, thanks to the brilliant wide awake Robert Meuller, by now? Instead of being picked off because of the odd slip up? I mean compared to some of the slip ups by other politicians.
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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
01 Aug 2019, 18:06
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01 Aug 2019, 18:06#12

Bizarre reasoning...

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
02 Aug 2019, 01:18
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02 Aug 2019, 01:18#13
Poor old Rooinek....hic....still peddling his juvenile left wing beliefs.
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CrusadersfanPro3,099 posts
02 Aug 2019, 05:48
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02 Aug 2019, 05:48#14

Speaking of jailing politicians, any update on Hillary's arrest Beeno, its got to be over a year since all those posts you did on it happening  any day or was that just your usual fake news ?

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