FIXTURESNo upcoming fixtures — check back soon.
FORUM / MIKES GRIPES /  As a white Afrikaner, I can now claim asylum in Trump’s America. What an absurdity Max du Preez

As a white Afrikaner, I can now claim asylum in Trump’s America. What an absurdity Max du Preez

Started by bobbok...72 REPLIES1,316 VIEWS· 06 Apr 2025, 22:06
SHAREXFACEBOOKWHATSAPPTELEGRAMREDDITLINKEDIN
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
09 Apr 2025, 12:01
#41
09 Apr 2025, 12:01#41

Plum, will you make use of the refugee program when it rolls out, or are you dead set on your way to Canada?

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
09 Apr 2025, 14:01
#42
09 Apr 2025, 14:01#42

Quite a bit has happened since I talked about moving to Canada. Visited there a few times to look at properties/towns, but a few things turned us off RE moving there.


Our idea was to be in Canada for ten years or so and then retire there by Moz and Trump in Florida.


My partner and I could move to the UK tomorrow if we choose to, but I've lived there long enough and can't see myself living there again.


TBH, I'm pretty interested in Texas these days.


Who knows, maybe I'll become a refugee haha


What about you?



MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Apr 2025, 14:46
#43
09 Apr 2025, 14:46#43

The birth of Timestamp and Drinksbreak. Two among many recent moments you have had your head handed to you.


Which was funniest….I’m still thinking Timestamp


DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
09 Apr 2025, 15:02
#44
09 Apr 2025, 15:02#44

Plum, I would love to be able to give my kids an opportunity to start fresh in the USA...it will be very difficult for me to start from scratch again, but I'll definitely consider the option seriously.

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Apr 2025, 16:00
#45
09 Apr 2025, 16:00#45

"The birth of Timestamp and Drinksbreak. Two among many recent moments you have had your head handed to you."


Well, I do occasionally post on another message board and that board records the time of edits . . . so if me mixing the two up is your biggest ever win over me and has had you shrieking with joy for some months now, then enjoy it . . . but don't delude yourself into thinking it comes anywhere close to the humiliating embarrassments I've inflicted on you every time I point out your boasting, your poor use of language or your stinking hypocrisy . . . among many other blows that have put you down on the canvas with egg dribbling down your tearful fat face.


As for the drinks break, we were talking about our own cricketing experiences, not test cricket - as you tried to change it to in your usual deceitful and manipulative manner - and I never got drinks breaks playing school or club cricket. You wouldn't know that because you clearly never even played at school . . . but it didn't stop you trumpeting victory again when all you were actually doing was proving me right that you'd never actually played the game and wouldn't know which end of the bat to hold. Yet another clear win for me even if you lack the intelligence to realise it.


So let's summarize . . . you have to go back some months to me making a very minor mistake which as I said was just me mixing up two message boards . . . and that was such a big deal for you that you called me that for months and still do . . . while for me, I just have to go back to the legendary Banana Peal Thread from a few days ago.


LMAO!

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Apr 2025, 17:28
#46
09 Apr 2025, 17:28#46

So you blundered twice and you think you have good excuses. But to be honest not realizing edits don’t change the time stamp, after you have posted 15000 times on this Board strikes me as remarkably thick.


As for not realizing there are drinks breaks in cricket, it’s almost inconceivable. How can you watch any cricket and not realize there are drinks breaks?


That almost strikes me as the onset of dementia.


But if you want another example, let’s strain your memory and go back to yesterday when you postulated that vaccines were the main reason Europeans were able to dominate other continents, when vaccines were only available at the end of the 18th century.


Dare I say schplotttttttt, or would that be too unkind if you are really falling off your perch.


ROFL!

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Apr 2025, 17:33
#47
09 Apr 2025, 17:33#47

Preserved just in case you are tempted to edit:


North America, South America, Africa and most of Asia just weren't anywhere close to Europe in terms of their technology, their inventions and - importantly - their vaccines . . . and their indigenous populations were either exterminated or subjugated.


Your new handle Vaccine, joining TimeStamp, Drinksbreak and 3xSTNG



RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Apr 2025, 19:52
#48
09 Apr 2025, 19:52#48

You're welcome to say "schplott" Moffie . . . it would just be you aping me again . . . as you do with words like "hissyfit" and "noob", phrases like "hoist by his own petard", my use of ellipses and my "Waaaaahahahaha!" laugh.


If you prefer "antibodies" to "vaccines" then knock yourself out . . . the only point I'm making is that resistance to diseases that they brought with them was an additional advantage that Europeans had when they conquered pretty much the rest of the world.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Apr 2025, 20:00
#49
09 Apr 2025, 20:00#49

Hissyfit was my word…one of my colleagues used it all the time, stop lying Vaccine, you look stupid enough already.


And to copy your waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha ….you are changing from vaccines to antibodies. You are saying the South American Indians had no antibodies to diseases they hadn’t been exposed to and that was because the Europeans were so far ahead of the rest of the world?


Admit it…..you blundered embarrassingly and you are now clutching at straws.


ROFL! … is that one of your’s?

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Apr 2025, 20:25
#50
09 Apr 2025, 20:25#50

No, you stupid, uneducated and dull-witted old fool . . . I'm saying diseases like smallpox, measles and whooping cough were around in Europe at that time and the European explorers/colonists who arrived in places like North and South America, India, Australia and Africa infected the indigenous people who had no previous exposure or immunity to those diseases.


Is that too much for your puny little brain to comprehend?


Are you dumb enough to try and dispute what I'm saying?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Apr 2025, 20:40
#51
09 Apr 2025, 20:40#51

Liar you were using vaccines as part of the European technological superiority ….you are now backed into using European herd immunity.


‘ their inventions and - importantly - their vaccines’


Stop lying through your rotten, yellow teeth fat man. But I’m off to golf so consider a gracious concession. You’d look less like a fool and a liar.

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
09 Apr 2025, 20:42
#52
09 Apr 2025, 20:42#52

Wehe . . . the foppish and egg-faced old fool trying to backtrack.


Try not to cheat at golf this time, Moffie.

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
09 Apr 2025, 20:53
#53
09 Apr 2025, 20:53#53

". but don't delude yourself into thinking it comes anywhere close to the humiliating embarrassments I've inflicted on you every time I point out your boasting, your popor use of language or your stinking hypocrisy . . . among many other blows that have put you down on the canvas with egg dribbling down your tearful fat face."


You do all these things yourself...and you're a wannabe tough guy to boot...your limiting your potential...you're smart enough not to be a d!ck...d**$ by choice is one of the most puzzling things ever...

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Apr 2025, 02:22
#54
10 Apr 2025, 02:22#54

‘Popor’ use of language………waaaaaaaahahaha. The gift that keeps on giving. I’m adding Billy to your list of names Vaccine, can you guess why?


Lackwit, Peeper, Timestamp, 3xSTNG, Drinksbreak, Vaccine, Billy….your humiliating flubs memorialized.


MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:03
#55
10 Apr 2025, 19:03#55

I should add (sic) and Chauvelin. There was also the classic when you were throwing insults ‘to your fellow posters’ ……hard to come up with a good name for that. Maybe simply “Throwto” unless you have any better suggestions I’ll add it to the list. We don’t want to lose any of the classic blunders.

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:10
#56
10 Apr 2025, 19:10#56

Moffie, I know you'll never admit it but I'm pretty sure the majority of posters recognise that you are my little bitch on this message board.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:22
#57
10 Apr 2025, 19:22#57

Billy you proved yesterday nothing you say can be believed after your vaccine lie. Let alone this hilarious claim when you can’t point to one win. But there is a bright side Blob and Hysteria will give you a like for your post. You really should be nice and respond to just one of Hysteria's suck -ups he tries so hard,

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:35
#58
10 Apr 2025, 19:35#58

Stay down, little bitch.


LMAO!

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:45
#59
10 Apr 2025, 19:45#59

The only thing coming off your arse is the smell Throwto. In you world though, it should it be laughing my arse TO…….ROFL!


RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:48
#60
10 Apr 2025, 19:48#60

Behave yourself, little bitch. You wouldn't want me to slap you hard through your fat face again, would you?


No?


I didn't think so.


LMAO!

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:51
#61
10 Apr 2025, 19:51#61

I didn't realise that vaccines were first tested on the dinosaurs.


I knew that I was on Ruckers for a reason.

RO
RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:53
#62
10 Apr 2025, 19:53#62

"I didn't realise that that vaccines we first tested on the the dinosaurs."


Hitting the bottle early again, ButtPlug?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:57
#63
10 Apr 2025, 19:57#63

Throwto having been totally outdebated now threatens physical violence, the lowest form of internet debate.


Game, set and match!

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:58
#64
10 Apr 2025, 19:58#64

Columbus took the vaccine Plum, at least that’s what Throwto believes.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
10 Apr 2025, 19:59
#65
10 Apr 2025, 19:59#65

Lol nah, typed as I finished in the gym, knackered...


You're around the corner from me, Rooi.


You should come by, I'll whip you into shape.





MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Apr 2025, 20:05
#66
10 Apr 2025, 20:05#66

Well off to golf, I’m 77 and weigh the same as I did at 20. And I still do exactly the same training routine. Throwto’s right bicep must be very developed though after lifting all those tankards.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
10 Apr 2025, 20:30
#67
10 Apr 2025, 20:30#67

Poor old, RooiPleb


One feels that it's time he give's Denise the hug she has dreamed of since forever.

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Apr 2025, 08:44
#68
12 Apr 2025, 08:44#68

.

BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
12 Apr 2025, 09:01
#70
12 Apr 2025, 09:01#70

Lest we forget ................ Jim Jones

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Apr 2025, 10:36
#71
12 Apr 2025, 10:36#71

Ai Blob...

BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
12 Apr 2025, 11:00
#72
12 Apr 2025, 11:00#72

hulle het ingesluk ......... lol, jus like your lot

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
12 Apr 2025, 11:03
#73
12 Apr 2025, 11:03#73

It isn't nearly the same thing, try to climb out of your echochamber.

— END OF THREAD —

More from Mikes Gripes