My favorite Monty Python moment

WILDE: Your Majesty is like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top.

PRINCE: I beg your pardon?

WILDE: Um...It was one of Whistler's.

WHISTLER: I never said that.

WILDE: You did, James, you did.

WHISTLER: Well, Your Highness, what I meant was that, like a doughnut, um, your arrival gives us pleasure...and your departure only makes us hungry for more. [The prince laughs and nods his head.] Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss.

PRINCE: What?

WHISTLER: It was one of Wilde's. One of Wilde's.

WILDE: It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

SHAW: I...I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

PRINCE: Oh.

WILDE: Right. Your Majesty is like a dose of clap--

WHISTLER: --Before you arrive is pleasure, and after is a pain in the dong.

PRINCE: What??

WHISTLER AND WILDE: One of Shaw's, one of Shaw's.

SHAW: You bastards.

"Pissed off?"

"If I were you, I'd be more concerned about being pissed on."

Always a concern! One day I was sitting with some friends on the steps at UCT.....there were the usual groups clustered around. Along comes a dog and lifts a leg over a fellow sitting with a few girls. Perhaps a hundred people saw the incident because a lone dog attracted attention. The response was epic. 

He should have been more concerned about being pissed on.....

Haha, in a perfect world, one of those girls was his future wife and the incident helped persuade her to agree to their first date.

Here's the scene I was referring to...

Great stuff!