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Started by Mozart1 REPLIES488 VIEWS· 23 Sept 2019, 18:39
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Sept 2019, 18:39
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23 Sept 2019, 18:39#1
A teacher placed 4 worms in 4 test tubes... 1 In single malt Scotch. 2 In Fosters beer 3 In red wine. 4 In Evian water. ........ The next day the unctuous teacher showed his students the test tubes, the worms in the Scotch, the Fosters and the red wine were dead, but the worm in the Evian was alive and kicking. 'What do we learn from that' he asked triumphantly. A student put up his hand ' you get worms if you drink only water and not scotch, beer or wine'. ...... Seen from the left, seen from the right.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
24 Sept 2019, 08:47
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24 Sept 2019, 08:47#2

Mozart

Very funny LOL

There was a joke about the Onderstepoort Vetenary Academy that was funny - unfortunately in Afrikaans:-

I will try and translate of what the Prof said - the prof was very brief in what he asked students - so here is what happened:-

Looking at a sick cow the conversarion went as follows:-

Professor  -  What is the disease?

Answer from a student    -   Dairy fever

Professor  - Treatment and dosage ("dosis") 

Student     -  "Doos is koning"


 

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