Blatant Liar's Thread

In the true spirit of transparency, let's start with the most experienced posters first
Go ahead Mike..............

 DA
The heading is wrong - it should read blatant liar and blatant misrepresentation thread. 

Cool Mike
Rooi Rooi, you next ..........

A day in the life of Dumb Ass . . .

 

Brrrrrrrrrrrrriiinngggggg!!! (Alarm clock goes off)

 

Wha . . . huh . . . oh . . . another day. I wonder if Rooinek will talk to me on the message board today? Oh well, time to get up. I wonder what time Rooinek gets up? I really hate that Rooinek! He’s such a liar!

 

Washes, dresses, goes to the kitchen.

 

Let’s see what’s for breakfast . . . I wonder what Rooinek is having for breakfast? I bet he’s having a big plate of bacon and eggs while I have to have this cold leftover slice of pizza. Boy I hate that Rooinek! I bet he doesn’t speak to me again on the message board today! I must remember to tell everyone what a big liar Rooinek is.

 

Locks up the flat, goes downstairs and waits for a taxi to take him to the McDonalds Drive-Thru where he works.

 

I really hate that Rooinek. I bet he doesn’t have to use a taxi to get to work. It’s so unfair! I bet he also ignores me on the message board again today. Ooooh I hate that Rooinek. Maybe today is the day I finally get the better of Rooinek and everyone will congratulate me. That would be my life’s greatest achievement. Can’t wait for my lunch break when I can tell everyone what a big liar Rooinek is! I wonder what car Rooinek drives? He better not ignore me again today . . . or else I’ll tell everyone what a big liar he is . . . grrrrrr I hate Rooinek . . . he makes me so mad . . . I’m going to . . . . oh, here’s a taxi . . .

 

Dumb Ass Arrives at work and starts flipping burgers . . .

 

I hate this job . . . but not as much as I hate Rooinek! I bet he doesn’t have to flip burgers for a living. It’s not fair. I hate that Rooinek. He’s such a liar. I can’t wait to tell everyone what a big liar Rooinek is. Rooinek better not ignore me today! I’ll show him. Only a few more hours to go and then I can log on and tell everyone how much I hate Rooinek! Rooinek is such a liar!

 

Lunch break finally arrives and Dumb Ass quickly logs on to the Ruckers Forum . . .

 

Grrrrrrr . . . there’s that Rooinek posting again! Why does anyone listen to him? Don’t they know what a big liar he is? I better tell them . . . although maybe if I do Rooinek will ignore me again . . . what do I do? Man I really hate Rooinek! I want everyone to know what a big liar he is but then he might ignore me. This is so unfair . . . and my lunch break is nearly over ! Man I hate Rooinek! Rooinek tells fibs, Rooinek is so mean to me, Rooinek calls me Dumb Ass! Oooooooh I really hate Rooinek!

 

Back to work . . .

 

I hate Rooinek and I hate flipping burgers. One day I’m going to be promoted and I’ll be the one taking orders at the window instead of flipping these burgers and one day I’m going to tell everyone what a big liar Rooinek is and I’ll be the hero at Ruckers Forum. One day . . . wow I really hate Rooinek. I bet he doesn’t have to flip burgers for a living! I wonder what Rooinek is doing right now? I bet he’s telling lies! Rooinek is such a liar . . . I really hate him. He makes me so mad!

 

Finally work ends and Dumb Ass eats a McMuffin that someone dropped for his dinner and takes a taxi home again.

 

Home at last. What a crap day. I bet Rooinek’s day wasn’t as bad as mine. It’s so unfair. I hate Rooinek. I wish I’d told everyone what a big liar he is . . . but then he’d probably ignore me like last time. Rooinek makes me so mad! Maybe I should go next door and ask to borrow their laptop again and tell Rooinek just how much I hate him . . . or maybe I’ll do it tomorrow during my lunch break. I wonder what Rooinek is doing now? I bet he’s telling lies again. Rooinek is such a liar! I really hate Rooinek . . . he makes me so mad . . . yaaaaawn . . . I’m tired. I wonder if Rooinek is tired? I think I’m going to bed now. Hopefully I won’t dream of Rooinek again like last night . . . because I really hate Rooinek! He’s such a big liar! I wonder what time Rooinek goes to bed? Yaaawn . . . I really hate Rooinek . . .

 

Dumb Ass goes to bed and dreams of Rooinek . . . before the alarm clock wakes him for yet another fun-filled day in his exciting life.

What's Rooinek having for breakfast? The breakfast of champions of course..... whatever is left in his bottle of brandy from the night before.

Wow
You dedicated so much of your drinking time today, to post that, in honour of me
LMFAO

 DA...My only objection is the order, surely it has t be the other way around. He's really pounded the keyboard with a bible text like response(yawn)......don't be too hard on him, it's no fun being an ass. hole.

 It's so incredibly puerile, but old RooiAAS obviously thinks it's funny. Why else would he post it? And to DA's point, who the hell spends that much time on one post about another poster?

 Ag man, what's he on these days? Hard to believe it's just Dop(e).

It's incredibly easy to explain
Look at the time Rooi Rooi posted it........ 12:42:32pm
So he is already off the beers..... and well into the spirits

Rooi, I had a good chuckle! Its funny you lot, not if you take it seriously I guess, but surely nobody here does? 

 True ...blue...bok, and that's an old cut and paste job by Rooi. I'm sure he didn't create that just for DA. 

 Stale Piet Pompies humour with phrases and insults we have read countless times....a total bore.

 Very funny rooitwit,. Hahahahahahahahahaha

 Rooie you are of cour se way wrong ,burger-flippers dont take cabs they use what the Army calls the "LPC" or Leather Personnel Carrier when they cant find bus fare down the back of the couch !

 Well there you go, something to enjoy when Jihadi Beeno and Rooinek get together for their planned coffee date...

I reckon today is going to be Rooi's lucky day
It's Friday, so I'm guessing the brandy he will start drinking today is probably older than the person he is sleeping with

 Actually hi s favourite brandy is Klippies........the babbelas stuff...said so himself.....but hey, it's a good thing he's gone off Oom Tas.

 Haaaahahahahahaaa ... and so all the dweebs come out to play.
We have Comb-Over standing in the corner ... having just come in from a windy day ... trying his damndest to cover his pasty patch with the last few lengthy strands he finds hanging on his left shoulder ... while Mozart looks around, puzzled, wondering what day it is ... and who all these people are ... especially the ugly fcuker in the corner playing with his hair ... and then we have Dumb Ass, who's only too grateful to find a bit of support for his life quest ... 
What a sorry bunch you are. So well suited.
Look around you, DumbAss ... are these really the people you'd like to be associated with?
Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaa!!!
Each to his own I guess.


  

 I guess dense denise the ugly frog will never be turned into a handsome frog. We appear to be stuck with this lout! What a buffoon ou dense denise is; his 3667 posts he has so laboured to concoct are a waste of cyberspace!Away with dense denise a complete twit if there ever was one.

It's not very hard to imagine the moment when Rooi Rooi proposed in the early part of the last century
Him being very drunk , so having to get up to one knee to propose....
Quite the moment I imagine 

Or perhaps he was stoned DA, by his own admission in those days he was a pot head. A life of substance abuse and anger.

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May 27, 2016, 15:26:35

Or perhaps he was stoned DA, by his own admission in those days he was a pot head. A life of substance abuse and anger.

Now it all falls into place.....