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Started by Mozart67 REPLIES1,137 VIEWS· 16 Jan 2026, 16:26
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Jan 2026, 23:22
#41
21 Jan 2026, 23:22#41

And yet for 20 years you licked my boots……ROFL!

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
21 Jan 2026, 23:45
#42
21 Jan 2026, 23:45#42

Actually, no I didn't, I was delusional believing you were a friend, one whom I trusted and believed in and whom you invited to a lunch in your house. Now that your mask has slipped I've come to realise what a superficial Droll you are. Then again, you've never had any friends so I guess I'm a bit harsh. But hey, it was a good act which took the catalyst board 20 years to unravel.


So ummm how's the Ferrari going.........tell us again......and again.....and oh the Tesla......when you ummm you turn left it goes left? Classy!

Got it, now everyone knows you own one...the latest one nogal.


About that steak....did it ever penetrate your bloated ego that in parts of Asia they cook heavily sauced dog which I daresay tastes better than your thousand bucks steak! And OBTW the sauce on that steak would have cost no more than 10 bucks....there you go....now do the math you Dope.


Man you're a laugh.


MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Jan 2026, 23:49
#43
21 Jan 2026, 23:49#43

Which Ferrari, I’ve had 19

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
21 Jan 2026, 23:52
#44
21 Jan 2026, 23:52#44

Here pick one:


#308 GTS 84 ….Owen
*1987 328 GTS
*1988 Testarossa
*1990 F40
*1994 348 Spider
# 1986 3.2 Mondial…..Foley
*1984 BB512 i
#1972 Dino…unknown
*1997 355 GTS
#1998 355 GTB…Miller
*1998 550 Maranello
* 2000 360 Modena
*2001 360 Spider
*2003 Enzo
*2005 430
*2008 430 Scud
*2015 458 Speciale Aperta
*2022 Roma
*2024 296 GTS





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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
21 Jan 2026, 23:53
#45
21 Jan 2026, 23:53#45

Oh boy, holy crocomolli I've got him going now Bwhhhhaaaaha


Wanna post that menu again..Huh? I don't mind having another laugh.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jan 2026, 00:04
#46
22 Jan 2026, 00:04#46

Unfortunately you have nothing….why post it again, I can elaborate if you like or give you my list of Bentleys and Rolls Royces. Or just leave you to soak it all in. Which would you prefer?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jan 2026, 00:11
#47
22 Jan 2026, 00:11#47

I’ve lost him….oh dear, I thought we were having fun.

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
22 Jan 2026, 00:17
#48
22 Jan 2026, 00:17#48

You know what Moffie, if one has to believe you, for someone who has so much.....why is it necessary for you to boast your material and academic worth on a rugby message board?


I can only assume that it's the one and only place where you can get the attention and recognition you obviously crave.


Also, have a look at yourself, you're the only poster who for years has religiously vented your misery on rugby and cricket players.


Doesn't that strike you as odd? Odd in the sense that it's you alone seeing that everyone else watches the same game.



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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
22 Jan 2026, 00:18
#49
22 Jan 2026, 00:18#49

I’ve lost him….oh dear


You wish...Bwhahahahaha


What's next? Game, set and match Bwhahahaha

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
22 Jan 2026, 00:22
#50
22 Jan 2026, 00:22#50

Here, let's finish on you having the last word.


Once again, tx for the laughs.


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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
22 Jan 2026, 00:23
#51
22 Jan 2026, 00:23#51

So what exactly is distasteful about Rassie saying Tony was not leaving?

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jan 2026, 00:25
#52
22 Jan 2026, 00:25#52

You know it is Hysteria. You polluted the string with your personal attack….now you are eating crow again. And by the way, if I really wanted to brag I’d talk about my art collection not cars.

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
22 Jan 2026, 00:28
#53
22 Jan 2026, 00:28#53

So...it's Game, set and match......again?


Thought so.


Bravo, you never lose.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
22 Jan 2026, 01:23
#54
22 Jan 2026, 01:23#54

Dawid talking about humour is like a fish talking about mountain climbing.


Denise, shouldn't you be asking us if this means it's okay for China to invade Taiwan while also wanting to know why Trump isn't invading Iran?

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
22 Jan 2026, 01:32
#55
22 Jan 2026, 01:32#55

Buttplug is that your best shot at humour


Stick to Roos at 12 you ignorant prick

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becsPro4,378 posts
22 Jan 2026, 01:35
#56
22 Jan 2026, 01:35#56

My choice of Ferrari would be one of the Spider’s, I think :)

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jan 2026, 02:02
#57
22 Jan 2026, 02:02#57

Good choice Becs….here’s an amusing story. The first Ferrari I had was a spider. We had gone up to the Lake District and on the way back decided to follow the country lanes. It was a lovely day and I put the top down. A sweet smell became apparent. A long discussion followed about aromatic Lake District plants.


But pretty soon the temperature gauge started soaring. We limped into a village and a local mechanic soon spotted that the pipe from the front radiator to the engine at the back, had separated. He did a patch with some available materials, good enough to get us to London. The smell we were on about was coolant!


Lots of moaning about Italian construction followed the two hour delay, but little doubt the convertible gave us the full aromatic experience



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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jan 2026, 02:08
#58
22 Jan 2026, 02:08#58

Dave we have competed with NZ for over a 100 years, generally with good sportsmanship. I thought NZ fans on here were very generous after the last WC. We have seen far worse tackles not getting red cards. On here they never used it as an excuse. It’s one of those rare things in sports, respect among adversaries.


Why then does our coach take a cheap shot when they are down. You can be sure nobody in NZ is enjoying it and it certainly isn’t helping Brown either. No need for it.

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becsPro4,378 posts
22 Jan 2026, 02:26
#59
22 Jan 2026, 02:26#59

Oh dear, Mozart ! At least the smell wasn’t awful though……

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
22 Jan 2026, 02:38
#60
22 Jan 2026, 02:38#60

How is it a cheap shot saying we want to keep Brown, he is going nowhere


It shows Rassie values him and does not want to lose him

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jan 2026, 04:54
#61
22 Jan 2026, 04:54#61

To paraphrase Robert Duval in Apocalypse Now becs, I love the smell of coolant in the morning. As opposed to the smell of the compost our friend Dave is purveying.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
22 Jan 2026, 09:29
#62
22 Jan 2026, 09:29#62

"Dave, just laugh at moffie when he talks about class. He doesn't have any so how the hell can he define it."


Very good post Dense . . . and I love how Moffie proved exactly what you are saying firstly with his immediate response about you licking his boots and secondly by . . . ummm . . . listing all the Ferraris he's allegedly owned.


LMAO!


Don't think I've ever encountered anyone so utterly lacking in class as Moffie. To see this same boorish, ignorant, boastful, attention-seeking loser having a pop at Rassie for supposedly lacking class . . . well . . . pot, kettle and black are three words that come to mind.

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becsPro4,378 posts
22 Jan 2026, 16:13
#63
22 Jan 2026, 16:13#63

Apocalypse Now is one of my favourite films, Mozart :)

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jan 2026, 16:49
#64
22 Jan 2026, 16:49#64

Actually I haven’t watched it for a while….it’s time for a rerun. There are some great Vietnam movies…Platoon gets the top ranking, but I prefer The Deer Hunter.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Jan 2026, 16:52
#65
22 Jan 2026, 16:52#65

Vaccine rushes to support Hysteria…..thinking ‘hell if I could just ride in a Ferrari, just once’….ROFL

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DennyCaptain12,893 posts
23 Jan 2026, 03:03
#66
23 Jan 2026, 03:03#66

Buttplug is that your best shot at humour?


No it's not....it's his very best.


Like everyone else I'm holding my breath for his big reveal......it's gonna be his funniest.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
23 Jan 2026, 03:44
#67
23 Jan 2026, 03:44#67

How stupid Hysteria:


1) Technical / Logical Meaning

“Best” already denotes the maximum.

It is the superlative form of good and means:

the highest-ranked, top-performing, or most excellent of all comparators.

So in strict logic or formal semantics:

  1. best = maximum
  2. very best = maximum × intensifier

But an intensifier cannot push something beyond a maximum.

So technically:

“very best” adds no new informational content over “best.”
It is logically redundant.

….


Logically redundant ….you might almost be describing yourself.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
23 Jan 2026, 09:12
#68
23 Jan 2026, 09:12#68

Denise


My humour will always be in second place to yours which comes in the form of asking us, with a straight face, how a seam bowler is supposed to take wickets without swing.


I could never reach those levels of comic genius.



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