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Coetzee injured again

Started by Mozart47 REPLIES1,979 VIEWS· 29 Mar 2021, 18:43
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
29 Mar 2021, 18:43
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29 Mar 2021, 18:43#1

Ulster’s powerful backrower Marcel Coetzee has been ruled out of the province’s Challenge Cup meeting with Harlequins on Sunday. Coetzee has been struggling with a hamstring injury sustained in the March 6 Pro14 defeat to Leinster, and Ulster have now confirmed he will not be fit for Sunday’s game at Twickenham Stoop.


........has anybody been injured more than this fellow. Goosen maybe?

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
29 Mar 2021, 20:28
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29 Mar 2021, 20:28#2
At least it’s only a hamstring Arno Botha is another that was always injured
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sharkbokCaptain23,201 posts
29 Mar 2021, 22:49
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29 Mar 2021, 22:49#3
Jake White is building a back row of injury-prone loose forwards, no wonder he needs so many of them at the Bulls. 
Coetzee's knees are taped together with bandages to stop his ligaments from collapsing.    
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SebPro2,680 posts
30 Mar 2021, 23:45
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30 Mar 2021, 23:45#4

Marcel is one of the greatest loose forwards in the game. But rugby is a huge game of chance...no man is exempt from injury...it's a tough game of huge risks and chance. Often the chance involves the unfortunate, usually those brave enough to go the extra mile and such bravery makes players vulnerable...it's just like war...usually the brave and strong (no man is exempt) of misfortune. 

Marcel is one, a tough brave soldier that goes beyond normal human endurance (and sometimes sense because of his fearlessness and puts his body on the line) and yes injury has terminated many a potential)

 Patrick Lambie is one similar, who imho had the natural potential, courage and skill) to become SA's greatest flyhalf. But life is like that, my daughter knows Pat and his wife very well and tells me a lot about this wonderful humble man, who loves people, his faith and his family)...he loved sport also other things but had a faith where he just accepts adversity in grace. At a private school in the Natal Midlands he was the most loved pupil of all.

What a character... we love you Pat and you left a mark on rugby in SA .

The greatest soldiers are sometimes those who pay the biggest price. Marcel never gives up and soldiers on, when he's fit enough he brings strength to the team...such men are worth their weight in gold, another man like this was Juba (Andre Joubert). They give their team momentum and spirit...rare guys.

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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
31 Mar 2021, 00:59
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31 Mar 2021, 00:59#5

Overrated, I followed his time up north, documented his big games; nothing of note. It amazes me that with all the advancements in analytics, players can survive on a reputation for an entire career in rugby. In that way (amongst others) rugby union is in the pre-Stone Age era compared to the likes of the American Football. 

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sharkbokCaptain23,201 posts
31 Mar 2021, 03:45
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31 Mar 2021, 03:45#6

So Lambie being a nice person is relevant to Coetzee's being injury-prone or an opportunity.
for name dropping and association.  The latest Meyer Bosman mother source, hot of the press. 

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DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
31 Mar 2021, 05:43
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31 Mar 2021, 05:43#7

Whoosh!!!

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
31 Mar 2021, 09:45
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31 Mar 2021, 09:45#8
Oh look Omelette gets it wrong yet again shock shock - you documented his big games - bwhaaahaaa, it helps to actually have the TV on at the time you ignorant twit Marcel Coetzee has been huge for Ulster - one of the best No 8’s playing in the NH Countless MOM awards
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
31 Mar 2021, 12:16
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31 Mar 2021, 12:16#9

Yes it does help. Maybe opening of the eyelids as well, eh Schweinfutter? Like the film you refuted to defend Lood's missed tackle? 

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
31 Mar 2021, 14:08
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31 Mar 2021, 14:08#10

Omlett (note his spelling of the word) knows as much about rugby as ou Maaik knows about history and Moffie knows about Grand Tour cycling.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
31 Mar 2021, 19:05
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31 Mar 2021, 19:05#11

What .....where I see nobody spelling omelette, except you. And you spell it incorrectly Rooipeepie. Here is the correct spelling and a description in case you are confused about that as well.

omelettenoun [ C ] (US also omelet)UK   /??m.l?t/ US   /???.m?.l?t/ A2a dish made by mixing eggs together and frying them, often with small pieces of other food such as cheese or  vegetables:
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
31 Mar 2021, 22:05
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31 Mar 2021, 22:05#12

You can spare me the spelling lessons, Moffie. The posters on this board who aren't in a drunken stupor for most of their lives will know that I've called the Augenoffner/Alucard/Lestat/Dim Sum/Gonzo/Desert Fool/Ek/Jerome/Carpetmuncher compex "Omlett" ever since this hilarious thread when you and he tried to tell me I had omelette on my face but . . . wehe . . . neither one of you could spell the word. He spelt it "omlett" and you spelt it "omellete".

LMAO!

So, Moffie, here's a simple yes/no question for you . . . did you edit your post on that thread and change your mispelling of "omellete" to the correct spelling "omelette" after I set you straight?

Come on then Mr I Always Tell the Truth, it's just a yes or no answer that is required.

Well?

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
31 Mar 2021, 23:01
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31 Mar 2021, 23:01#13
Nice try Peepie, but it’s certainly not “omlett”.  Please make note of the correct spelling and try to do better in future.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
01 Apr 2021, 00:09
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01 Apr 2021, 00:09#14
Hey omelette can you please provide us with your documentation of Coetzee’s big games up north Bwhaahaaaa Pretty please
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AugenöffnerPro6,974 posts
01 Apr 2021, 01:56
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01 Apr 2021, 01:56#15

https://www.ruckersforum.com/forum/rugby/kings-vs-ulster--coetzee-review/27480/

Old Damme Omlett (AKA Not-Mozart) you were baited and not for the first time. You are always so predictable. I named you the Deutsch spelling and you were too quick on the trigger to twig. And Damme Omlett you became. 

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Apr 2021, 03:03
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01 Apr 2021, 03:03#16

Omlett seems to have done the deep  dive into his bottle...hahaha. 

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 07:28
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01 Apr 2021, 07:28#17

It's just a yes or no answer required Moffie. If you're too cowardly to answer the simple question then just say so.

As for Omlett, the German spelling for omelette is exactly the same as the English spelling. The only variation I can see is where they drop the final "e" but whether it's "das omelette" or "das omelett", it's still not your "omlett". You remain a stupid illiterate fool trying to pretend otherwise.

LMAO!

Omlett and Omellete together on a thread again . . . always a good laugh!

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 08:29
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01 Apr 2021, 08:29#18

The deep dive . . .

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SebPro2,680 posts
01 Apr 2021, 10:23
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01 Apr 2021, 10:23#19

It's 3am in the morning in Chicago, not a very good time to post is it?

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 11:58
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01 Apr 2021, 11:58#20

Hmmm . . . you mean like Moffie talking about a deep di ve at 3am my time, huh Tit . . . or do you give Moffie a pass when he does the exact same thing?

Whoooooooosh!

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 12:35
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01 Apr 2021, 12:35#21

Tit has also gone strangely quiet . . .

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SebPro2,680 posts
01 Apr 2021, 15:11
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01 Apr 2021, 15:11#22

What ! I merely stated a fact.

If you expert Mozart to give an immediate answer at + 3am in the morning is unreasonable, unless of course you expect posters to jump to your attention whenever you post.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 15:58
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01 Apr 2021, 15:58#23

My goodness but you're stupid. Go look at what time Moffie posted his childish little "deep dive" comment. It was 3am my time. 

So, Tit, again, why do you make an issue of it when I 3am Moffie's time but not when he posts at 3am my time?

Hmmm? Double standards?

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SebPro2,680 posts
01 Apr 2021, 16:13
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01 Apr 2021, 16:13#24

No that's not the point...I do not peruse every comment on a thread, if Mozart asked you a question at his "normal" reasonable time it turned out to be 3am SA time ,he did not demand an immediate answer. I know you have an axe to grind with me, Mozart, Plum and others but lets be fair to each other. And yes, I disagree with a lot of posters but I try within my limits of toleration not to disrespect them.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Apr 2021, 17:30
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01 Apr 2021, 17:30#25

Let me educate you Omlett.....My post that you never responded to was at 23.01 your time. Early enough for an adult to still be awake.  I called your DEEP DIVE at 3.03 your time.


You responded 7.28, which is 00.28 Chicago time. Can you spot the difference you dumb plank.  This time zone thing always exposes your weaknesses with numbers

 Omlett and numbers, always a good laugh!

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SebPro2,680 posts
01 Apr 2021, 18:23
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01 Apr 2021, 18:23#26

don't worry Moz, his time is self-centred. Not all of us make "Ruckers Forum" a big part of our life... it's a f lippant by-pass when all other priorities have been attended to. Fishing is my priority and as much as I enjoy banter and rugby matches, fishing makes me a better person. Even if I do not catch fish, I love to be in nature where every thing is perfect and emerges into mind-blowing beauty. What man creates if good is enjoyable, what God designs is mind blowing...I really don't understand atheists, indeed I feel feel pity for them.

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SebPro2,680 posts
01 Apr 2021, 20:08
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01 Apr 2021, 20:08#28

Having said this Rooi's problem is a chip on his shoulder...Rooi why cannot you be HONEST and admit you are just a cog in the machinery like most of us... thought that  taps to your soul and simple thought and be honest. Let's face it all of us have problems but God challenges  people, and yes all of us are imperfect and evil (contaminated by sin)...

Whether you accept his methods or not (by cynics and warped deception...the "spirit of the world" hates God and is satanic).

When Christ enters your heart and filters (sometimes slowly) into your life, you change completely. 

I did, so did a lot of people, Bakkies Botha, Patrick Lambie, Beast, Joost, Ruben Kruger, Cliff Richard, Nelson Mandela,, Brad Pitt and many others.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 21:11
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01 Apr 2021, 21:11#29

Moffie, you're making the assumption that other people are as dependent as you are on this message board.

Either, way, you still haven't answered the very simple yes/no queation. Again, if you're too much of a coward to put up a one word reply, just say so. I'll understand.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 21:26
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01 Apr 2021, 21:26#30
"Coetzee has been awarded Pro 14 player of the season."
No surprise there Stav, he's always been a quality player . . . if a little injury prone.
The posters on this board who don't rate Marcel Coetzee are the same rugby noobs who reckon 2 time SA Player of the Year, World Rugby Player of the Year for 2019 and RWC2019 Player of the tournament Pieter-Steph du Toit is not even a test quality player . . . so take comfort in the fact that they disagree with you.
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 21:28
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01 Apr 2021, 21:28#31

The deep . . . deep dive!

It's just a question Moffie. Why are you so petrified?

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 21:31
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01 Apr 2021, 21:31#32

Thanks Tit, but I don't want christ . . . ummm . . . entering me. That little incident in the garden of Gethsemane with the naked young man is worrying enough. (Mark 14: 51-52)

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SebPro2,680 posts
01 Apr 2021, 21:56
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01 Apr 2021, 21:56#33

God will always thrive to reach you Rooi even though you are obnoxious to your fellow man... He is not like us human's who are flawed with hatred and hang-ups but He calls a day, a judgment that we all must meet, He knows your bonafide passport, an acceptance of His Son's sacrifice at Golgotha that's the  only passport, even your "good works" will not exempt you. 

One thing there have been harder cases than you to turn...slave traders, ex Nazi Officers...God can change the hardest nuts and put love into men with hardest cruel hearts.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
01 Apr 2021, 22:01
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01 Apr 2021, 22:01#34

Again, thanks but no thanks, Tit. Why do you bible-bashers feel the need to force other people to believe in your primitive little notions?

If you can't help yourself preaching, go do it in the Trumpet. This section of the forum is for rugby discussions.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
01 Apr 2021, 22:16
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01 Apr 2021, 22:16#35

Omlett haven’t you grasped it yet....I don’t respond to your stupid questions. Ask an intelligent question and I might respond.

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SebPro2,680 posts
01 Apr 2021, 22:40
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01 Apr 2021, 22:40#36

Such a bad communicator...absolutely terrible...thank goodness you bare not  occupation in sales...no idea.!!

I bought a lot of eggs ( free range from a farmer in the Natal Midlands) ands made a great omelette and included wild mushrooms picked from the veld (a famous racehorse breeder).

What a bunch of inflated, egoistic wiffle-waffers.

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SebPro2,680 posts
01 Apr 2021, 23:15
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01 Apr 2021, 23:15#37

Again, thanks but no thanks, Tit. Why do you bible-bashers feel the need to force other people to believe in your primitive little notions?

Because Rooi even though most of us don't like you God goes beyond us and loves you...very much , God's heart is huge and oniponently perfect ...God is perfect in every way and created such beauty, if your have been to the Drakensberg and-climbed a few mountains, fly fished in the trout streams of Du Toit, Kloof, Loteni, Bell River in SA  probably you will get a wiff of what I'm struggling to communicate. You only know the UL

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Apr 2021, 00:35
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02 Apr 2021, 00:35#38
9 tries 20 offloads 67 carries 105 tackles Marcell Coetzee has been voted the PRO14 Player’s Player of the Season for 2020/21 Yeah Omelette he is really shit
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
02 Apr 2021, 03:53
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02 Apr 2021, 03:53#39

20 offloads....no wonder Rassie avoided him like the plague.

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SebPro2,680 posts
02 Apr 2021, 08:24
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02 Apr 2021, 08:24#40

Well done Marcel, one of the best loosies in the world...a Port Natal Hoerskool lad.

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