COMPETITION TIME: Fantastic Prize to be won

Hi guys

I'm running a  competition....
Whoever comes up with the best meme for the below picture, wins a round trip for a week with my girlfriend....



Competition rules:
1. Competition closes 1 April 2017
2. You can enter as many times as you wish

And... GO!

 I'll start:


"YOU ARE NOT MY DAD!!!"

One drew over the CleanCut's vest.

 
That's a bit risky don't you think, SoftC0ck?

Your girlfriend won't have to wait for an hour while you plug the power tool into the nearest wall socket to stimulate your limp member into a semi aroused state.

They could arrive at her place ready to go at a moments notice.

I suspect you'll find you and your powertool all alone after this.

Stupid man!!

My girlfriend, your mum... whats the difference.
PS: hows your wife and my kids?

 haha this is too much!
"YES, YOU HEARD CORR ECTLY, I CAN GO ON ALL NIGHT"