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Diplomatic move of the year.....

Started by Mozart29 REPLIES1,035 VIEWS· 19 Dec 2014, 21:37
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MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Dec 2014, 21:37
#1
19 Dec 2014, 21:37#1

....goes to Dave, who has toned down his material considerably, and become a better poster as a result.

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
19 Dec 2014, 21:49
#2
19 Dec 2014, 21:49#2
 Saf has his moods, but in the end he's a good bloke all the same. (PS Becs, I won't ever call poor old Saffex a "Chap", I'm not that cruel)
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becsPro4,378 posts
19 Dec 2014, 23:00
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19 Dec 2014, 23:00#3
 Why would it be cruel to call him a chap ? If you called him a little love ( another little Englishism ) , now that would be cruel  
DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
19 Dec 2014, 23:13
#4
19 Dec 2014, 23:13#4
 Becs, chap is so English and prim and proper, I think Saf would take offence??
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
19 Dec 2014, 23:22
#5
19 Dec 2014, 23:22#5
 dave is awesome.
dig his rugby contributions.
agree with 90%.

glad he has toned down.

DB
DbDraadCaptain26,388 posts
19 Dec 2014, 23:50
#6
19 Dec 2014, 23:50#6
 Someone else took up the cross though
BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
20 Dec 2014, 02:43
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20 Dec 2014, 02:43#7
 

Dawie's alraait, but if Meyer ever selects one of his teams, then I'm supporting the Samoans. He's an inspiration though, reminding me to keep family off these sites.

Oh yes,& an apology to all members for spoiling the boards functionality wouldn't go amiss ........ pisses me off when I can't figure out the players name cos the middle's gone & replaced by a feckin' (  ) ...........  which reminds me, I know of someone who could maybe tweak that problem, in a, Flash ? When you have an OddBalls coming here & having a laugh at us, & I'm nodding my head in agreement ? Dankie in anticipation .
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
20 Dec 2014, 09:33
#8
20 Dec 2014, 09:33#8
 Oaks I doubt snapster has toned down. Two reasons. One like ou Biltong Bek found its been a long season and snapster could be running out of puff . Secondly the foul language control is eliminating so much of his contribution that it appears he has reformed. Anyhow snaster is as has been said by CVhippo a great poster but his selecting of players needs development!
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
20 Dec 2014, 18:55
#9
20 Dec 2014, 18:55#9
 It comes with age Moz!!
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becsPro4,378 posts
20 Dec 2014, 21:45
#10
20 Dec 2014, 21:45#10
 Draad.....you should hear some of the things I call him  
Anyway, I told you all....he's a pussycat, if you handle him correctly  



Now I am for it !!!!! 
JW
Just_winCaptain18,570 posts
21 Dec 2014, 14:57
#11
21 Dec 2014, 14:57#11
 Sa ffex is a good guy who along with Moz must be the most consistent picker of players on the board. Moz goes for old/experienced & Sa ffex is the other end of the spectrum, lol
AG
AgPleezDeddyClub Pro900 posts
21 Dec 2014, 18:59
#12
21 Dec 2014, 18:59#12
 Both Saffex and Mozart are excellent posters 
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
21 Dec 2014, 19:40
#13
21 Dec 2014, 19:40#13
But I'm the best!!
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
21 Dec 2014, 20:51
#14
21 Dec 2014, 20:51#14
 Kolisi for the Boks - Hahahahhahahaha
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
22 Dec 2014, 02:02
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22 Dec 2014, 02:02#15
 Nope Kolisi for the Bok squad.....he is a class player.......but my 3 would be 6. Coetzee 7. Arno Botha 8. Vermeulen........easy selection really.
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becsPro4,378 posts
22 Dec 2014, 02:09
#16
22 Dec 2014, 02:09#16
That's why you're the best, Saffex  
BL
bluebokPro3,977 posts
22 Dec 2014, 09:41
#17
22 Dec 2014, 09:41#17
And the runner up for diplomatic move of the year goes to Mozart, for giving credit to Saff where due. 
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
22 Dec 2014, 10:22
#18
22 Dec 2014, 10:22#18
 Snapster you have no idea at all how Arno 103 kg will go. I have my doubts about him in any event against a tough pom pack. Much rather play Coetzee, Vermulen and Louw. We will have to see how Schalk goes but dont rule him out. 
Kolisi must not come near a Bok squad on current form. He is strictly a quota pick.
Beeno giving ou snaspter some pointers re selections !

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
22 Dec 2014, 10:43
#19
22 Dec 2014, 10:43#19

Saffex is ok

 

Still has to beat me with the correct picks but he does reasonably well

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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
22 Dec 2014, 10:54
#20
22 Dec 2014, 10:54#20
Snapster tries and thats the main thing.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
22 Dec 2014, 11:52
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22 Dec 2014, 11:52#21
Beenkop if you are stupid enough to think Arno Botha still weighs 103kg then good luck to you. My guess is that he weighs 110kg these days.
Louw would not make it into my best 10 loosies in SA......Kolisi, Brussouw, Carr, Kriel and Coetzee are all better 6's.
Schalk - forget it, he is another has been.
Nope as I said my loose trio is easy to select. Arno Botha is pure class.
As for Kolisi, he proved his worth ages and and your quota comment is pathetic. The pathetic Coetzee messed him around last season by playing him 7. I love Kolisi.....great player. Walks my Bok squad with ease......certainly ahead of over rated Louw or has been Schalk
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
22 Dec 2014, 12:19
#22
22 Dec 2014, 12:19#22
Some help Beenkop

DA
Devil's AdvocatePro7,008 posts
22 Dec 2014, 13:05
#23
22 Dec 2014, 13:05#23

You are both wrong

 

That image clearly shows him at 108.76kg

 

Impressive  

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
22 Dec 2014, 16:43
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22 Dec 2014, 16:43#24
Using the new mass inferring software I get him at 110.01 kgs and I get the fat chap next to him at 144.44 kgs.
OV
OvalBallsRookie95 posts
22 Dec 2014, 18:31
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22 Dec 2014, 18:31#25
Impressive moobs on Coenie ! Bet those flap around when he runs.


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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
22 Dec 2014, 19:28
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22 Dec 2014, 19:28#26
Well at 1.9m and built like that.......he aint going to be weighing 103kg.
According to the stats Arno has weighed 103kg since his Baby Bok days.......no updates in sight. I've seen the odd stat with his listed as 105kg......but these are all out of date.
My guess is that he is 110kg ish


OV
OvalBallsRookie95 posts
22 Dec 2014, 19:55
#27
22 Dec 2014, 19:55#27
That fine set of knockers on Coenie will knock him clean out if he doesn't consult with Victoria's Secret for a sportsbra soon ! I wonder if they make a slapping sound when he runs ?
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becsPro4,378 posts
23 Dec 2014, 00:14
#28
23 Dec 2014, 00:14#28
 He would probably be better served consulting a sports company for a sports bra rather than that company you speak of, OvalBalls ! Unless he wishes to take to the field in chiffon or with a Maribou trim ! 
OV
OvalBallsRookie95 posts
23 Dec 2014, 01:44
#29
23 Dec 2014, 01:44#29
@paleskinnedbecs

I tend to agree. Maybe Sealy ? Those gazungas need serious posturpedic support. Still I wonder if he trained without a shirt would one hear 'meat slap' ?

As he runs past you it probably sounds like Rebel Wilson and John Goodman having a good 'ol sweaty romp @rhytmicalmeatslappingsound

I have to find this out. I think I will try send him an e-mail
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becsPro4,378 posts
23 Dec 2014, 02:30
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23 Dec 2014, 02:30#30
 Oh I think you should try to make contact, oh man with the Oval shaped Balls.I'm sure he will be eager to talk to you about this subject because, speaking as one who owns lingerie/undergarments of an upholstering nature as we women do, it is something we just love to share stories about. And, I can imagine that he would just adore answering any questions/queries that you might have....particularly regarding moob slappage during workouts/match play  Do let us know how you get on with your quest.
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