Dronk Cruden.... misses flight to Argentina

 Ya'll just jealous Cruds got himself a couple of girlies tucked under each arm , all beandips got under his arm is a bible wots all tatty from thumpin' us wee heathens and some Vegetarian body odour [ and yes if I get to Vallhalla before me missus I shall be riding a Valkyrie sans awful kraut music ]

 Yep when wee crude learnt from Ritchie his escapades with the British madam (enough to make a sailor blush) he thought having a few dozen beers was nothing.What chance did poor crude have in this toxic environment I ask with tears in my eyes!
Of course Cloudy I should have bracketed you with Justin and Merts. I would have hoped you could be joined by hacked waaaugh and JW (at any costs) but unfortunately could not.
I trust being in contract with the addled warped DUD will not have negative outcomes for them.

 A point missed by all the oaks. The photographer in his mercy has blurred out the faces of these girls. Clearly under the influence of mcaaaw and thus of the crude they had imbibed too much beverage.     The photographer knew they would be mortified in the morning at being seen with the addled and lecherous crude whose tongue looks like it could give a cameleon a go!    
To save the girls from being hugely embarassed the photograpeher did the right thing. Well done to the phiotographer - at a guess he could be a Saffa!

 Cruden has now been sent to a Monastery to practise his kicking

 Will this help Ceradyne?