Eben’s book

I see he has a book out Eben Unlocked - have ordered it on Amazon

Whos going to read it to you?

You in your pink slippers

Apparently, Delande is also working on a book.

"Apparently, Delande is also working on a book."

Eating crayons, you mean.

First chapter….The Cat Sat On The Mat?

I see idiot comments on something they heard, By the way that for years DeAllende has been rated as the best 12 in the world, But we know by now that the lot on site knows zero about rugby.

Delande has decided to dumb it down to a chappie paper to make it more accessible to his fans- like DumbMike.

2. Pre-order

By Eben Etzebeth

Brief Description

Eben Etzebeth is the most-capped player in South African Rugby history. A towering lock, whose intelligence, energy and aggression on the pitch is feared, respected and often imitated but never matched, he is the heart and soul of the Springbok team, a key part of their... Read More

Format: Paperback / softback

$1499

Pre-order

Releases 14th October 2025 (Approx. Date) Pre-order "Unlocked" now to secure your copy from our first shipment

Qty

I think De Alande title would be DE Cul-Du-Sac

The bringer and ender of all backline play

Let’s see now…

if we each started an autobiography, what would it be called?

”My Fucking Lists”

the David Searle Story

”From Runaway to Runout”

The benefits of apartheid by Denny

”I m g ting ona bit”

8 decades of Clevermike

help me out with some more…

“ The adventures of Clever Mike: Chief Executive of BS Spreading "

or

" I swear I’m not lying ( Said Clever Mike, Lying)"

Lame

"Rassie is my God, your just a Peasant" - The Suffolk Story

or

" Rassie über alles, Everyone else can Die " - Memoirs of Mein Führe Suffolk

Dave "Law and I Scream"

The man who too much, rugby Dave

king

stick to afrikaans boet. That was useless.

Auge, is that you?