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Eben’s book

Started by Saffolk 17 REPLIES1,000 VIEWS· 02 Oct 2025, 21:58
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SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Oct 2025, 21:58
#1
02 Oct 2025, 21:58#1

I see he has a book out Eben Unlocked - have ordered it on Amazon

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
02 Oct 2025, 22:43
#2
02 Oct 2025, 22:43#2

Whos going to read it to you?

SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
02 Oct 2025, 22:46
#3
02 Oct 2025, 22:46#3

You in your pink slippers

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
02 Oct 2025, 22:59
#4
02 Oct 2025, 22:59#4

Apparently, Delande is also working on a book.

PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
02 Oct 2025, 23:04
#5
02 Oct 2025, 23:04#5

"Apparently, Delande is also working on a book."


Eating crayons, you mean.

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
03 Oct 2025, 00:07
#6
03 Oct 2025, 00:07#6

First chapter….The Cat Sat On The Mat?

CL
clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
03 Oct 2025, 01:56
#7
03 Oct 2025, 01:56#7

I see idiot comments on something they heard, By the way that for years DeAllende has been rated as the best 12 in the world, But we know by now that the lot on site knows zero about rugby.

SH
sharkbokCaptain20,097 posts
03 Oct 2025, 02:01
#8
03 Oct 2025, 02:01#8

Delande has decided to dumb it down to a chappie paper to make it more accessible to his fans- like DumbMike.

BO
bobbok...Captain10,129 posts
03 Oct 2025, 02:28
#9
03 Oct 2025, 02:28#9
  1. Pre-order
Unlocked

By Eben Etzebeth

Brief Description

Eben Etzebeth is the most-capped player in South African Rugby history. A towering lock, whose intelligence, energy and aggression on the pitch is feared, respected and often imitated but never matched, he is the heart and soul of the Springbok team, a key part of their... Read More

Format: Paperback / softback

$1499





Pre-order


Releases 14th October 2025 (Approx. Date) Pre-order "Unlocked" now to secure your copy from our first shipment

Qty



KI
kingcornPro3,695 posts
03 Oct 2025, 10:21
#10
03 Oct 2025, 10:21#10

I think De Alande title would be DE Cul-Du-Sac


The bringer and ender of all backline play

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
03 Oct 2025, 17:50
#11
03 Oct 2025, 17:50#11

Let’s see now…

if we each started an autobiography, what would it be called?


”My Fucking Lists”

the David Searle Story


”From Runaway to Runout”

The benefits of apartheid by Denny


”I m g ting ona bit”

8 decades of Clevermike


help me out with some more…

MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
03 Oct 2025, 22:20
#12
03 Oct 2025, 22:20#12

“ The adventures of Clever Mike: Chief Executive of BS Spreading "


or


" I swear I’m not lying ( Said Clever Mike, Lying)"

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
03 Oct 2025, 22:28
#13
03 Oct 2025, 22:28#13

Lame

MP
MpowerPro5,061 posts
03 Oct 2025, 22:46
#14
03 Oct 2025, 22:46#14

"Rassie is my God, your just a Peasant" - The Suffolk Story


or


" Rassie über alles, Everyone else can Die " - Memoirs of Mein Führe Suffolk


PL
PlumCaptain21,007 posts
04 Oct 2025, 07:25
#15
04 Oct 2025, 07:25#15

Dave "Law and I Scream"

KI
kingcornPro3,695 posts
04 Oct 2025, 09:54
#16
04 Oct 2025, 09:54#16

The man who too much, rugby Dave

CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
04 Oct 2025, 13:37
#17
04 Oct 2025, 13:37#17

king

stick to afrikaans boet. That was useless.

TM
The Mr McAllister Who Lives HereClub Pro120 posts
04 Oct 2025, 13:59
#18
04 Oct 2025, 13:59#18

Auge, is that you?

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