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England vs Italy….the censored title

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:18
#41
07 Mar 2026, 19:18#41

Gosh this game is making my eyes hurt


Yeah the previous game spoiled us. This looks like a proper wooden spoon battle.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:18
#42
07 Mar 2026, 19:18#42

Italy making stupid mistakes. Playing on their 22 and then kicking directly into touch.


Was hoping for better from them

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:18
#43
07 Mar 2026, 19:18#43

Commentators yakking it up.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:19
#44
07 Mar 2026, 19:19#44

Borthwick is making my eyes hurt.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:20
#45
07 Mar 2026, 19:20#45

I don't know how you call over extending when the opposition prop is literally folded in half.


It's probably one of the easier things to spot but these refs make it so complicated

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:21
#46
07 Mar 2026, 19:21#46

Menoncello screams through for Italy. Great line.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:21
#47
07 Mar 2026, 19:21#47

Lovely Joe Cool line…..worth the wait

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:21
#48
07 Mar 2026, 19:21#48

Menoncello skins the English defence and scores.


10-5.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:22
#49
07 Mar 2026, 19:22#49

Italy go over after cutting right through the middle!!!


haha that was some shocking defending by England

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:23
#50
07 Mar 2026, 19:23#50

"Menoncello skins the English defence and scores."


In think you'll find it's Limoncello ;)

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:24
#51
07 Mar 2026, 19:24#51

So sad we don't get to see much of Kaputso in this 6N. One of the most exciting players around. See he got injured last week again.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:25
#52
07 Mar 2026, 19:25#52

And now England go off their feet when they started to look like bathing some momentum


eish

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:27
#53
07 Mar 2026, 19:27#53

Italy deserve this lead.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:27
#54
07 Mar 2026, 19:27#54

What a fall that lad had there

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:27
#55
07 Mar 2026, 19:27#55

Okay, finally Italy have a scrum

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:27
#56
07 Mar 2026, 19:27#56

Roebuck looks like the only English weapon.

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:28
#57
07 Mar 2026, 19:28#57

Canonne spoils a great carry by spilling it in the tackle and England take full advantage of the loose ball to rumble into the Italy 22.

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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:28
#58
07 Mar 2026, 19:28#58

And now Roebuck scores after a cross kick from Fin Smith.

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:29
#59
07 Mar 2026, 19:29#59

Roebuck stepping Ioane off the cross to score.

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:29
#60
07 Mar 2026, 19:29#60

‘Predatory rugby from England’….man I hate these blow hards.

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:29
#61
07 Mar 2026, 19:29#61

Again all started from a basic error from Italy by spilling the ball. They've made far too many of these in the competition.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:30
#62
07 Mar 2026, 19:30#62

Lovely crossfield to put Roebuck in.


That was really pinpoint


End of a so so half and England lead by 2


10-12

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:33
#63
07 Mar 2026, 19:33#63

"Again all started from a basic error from Italy by spilling the ball. They've made far too many of these in the competition."


Yeah, they try to play above their skill ceiling. They have a solid set piece. Would probably better for them if they played set piece to set piece, skop en jaag...


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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:33
#64
07 Mar 2026, 19:33#64

Jupiter already visible Plum, you celestial philistine.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:34
#65
07 Mar 2026, 19:34#65

"Jupiter already visible Plum, you celestial philistine."


I'll check my app

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:35
#66
07 Mar 2026, 19:35#66

Yeah, they try to play above their skill ceiling.


Just forcing things too often yeah. They have good carriers and good backs, just need to settle it a bit.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:36
#67
07 Mar 2026, 19:36#67

Haha so it is!!!


Do you have a telescope?

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:43
#68
07 Mar 2026, 19:43#68

Nah, just eyeballing it and messing around with my camera for some astro shots (not great results yet but I'm learning). But a scope is on the stuff-to-get list, I live in a rural area so it's easy to get out to a mountain or koppie away from most light sources and have a proper look.

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:47
#69
07 Mar 2026, 19:47#69

And Pani with some stupid ass shit puts his team under the cosh again.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:47
#70
07 Mar 2026, 19:47#70

Dobsonian is the way to go Pakie...especially if you want to photograph.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:49
#71
07 Mar 2026, 19:49#71

Cumon Italy win a scum penalty here!!!

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:49
#72
07 Mar 2026, 19:49#72

Bullshit!

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:50
#73
07 Mar 2026, 19:50#73

15-10 England after another scrum penalty.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:51
#74
07 Mar 2026, 19:51#74

England knock over a penalty and go 5 points clear...


15-10

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:52
#75
07 Mar 2026, 19:52#75

Dobsonian is the way to go Pakie...especially if you want to photograph.


Cool.

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:52
#76
07 Mar 2026, 19:52#76

Itoje turns over Garbisi, lazy work by Italy protecting him.

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:52
#77
07 Mar 2026, 19:52#77

Itoje turns one over


I wonder if Dave is watching

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:53
#78
07 Mar 2026, 19:53#78

Notice Itoje for the second time today does a perfect steal… Dud Toit apparently can’t

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PlumCaptain21,007 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:55
#79
07 Mar 2026, 19:55#79

Damn this is a kak game


Abither scrum and I guess the Italians will be penalised for have 8 men in the scrum


OMG Italy actually win a scrum penalty...

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PakieCaptain17,321 posts
07 Mar 2026, 19:55
#80
07 Mar 2026, 19:55#80

Itoje turns one over


I wonder if Dave is watching


Ah the good old days when this could ignite a hundred post thread.

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