Mike will be holding an impeachment hearing of his own.
Mike says he has evidence Moz conspired with the Kiwis in promoting Mostert being picked. Mike has plenty of hearsay "evidence" and claims that Saffex, Shark and CC are willing to testify, not under oath, to the validity of Mike's claims.
Mike further claims that Moz embezzled Rankers' funds to build an illegal wall between new young players and the land of opportunity. According to Mike, this thought crime stands in direct violation of the IRB constitution.
At 14:00, the basement of Mike's home will have his collection of Cliques(it's Clicks, Mike, FFS!) toys packed away. It will then be converted into a pre-hearing hearing room/audition space, where any further witnesses are welcome to try out, uhh... give evidence.
Please note the word "Any" in the above paragraph. Mike really means it.
You are reminded that support for Mostert is treason.
The Bok matches won while Mostert was on the park may have been the biggest games won in the last two years, but this is due to the good foundation laid down by his predecessors. The opposition feared them so much that they now tremble at Mostert's feet and adopt the foetal position while murmuring madly to themselves. This fact has been well established by RBI(Ruckers Bureau of Investigation).
While it understood that Moz regularly supports players outside of the regular mould, it is important to paint the defendant as hanging on to the old regime and refusing to adopt the new. This incongruency is intentional on behalf of the defendant. He does not really support Kolbe, Mostert or Faf. This is fake news that he has spread in order to hide his true globalist agenda. Yes, there is one. Its manifesto - The 1882 Rugby Football Annual edited by C.W Alcock(no acronym intended in this truly unfortunate name), exists in its complete form.
Mike understands that the pre-hearing hearings may be stressful to those less accustomed to converted dark wank spaces, but he assures you that there is a crying cupboard available. He can attest to its efficiency since he often shame-cries in it when recollecting his string of self violations.
And yes, there are plenty of tissues available too. Please let staff know when there are less than five boxes left. This is considered a critically low number and in direct violation of basement policy.
