Fatboy.....

You lied when I asked you whether your old avatar was you ....you also lied when questioned about the photo of your cricket team...fobbing me off with "good try Denise but that is Jaime."
My guess is that you're too ashamed to admit that you're plain bloody ugly.
I reckon you were a prolific try scorer in your day....why wouldn't you have been....one look at your ugly piggy eyed blotchy substitute of a face was enough to warn anyone off tackling you.
Keep dreaming...."Hunk"