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 Dawie , the least you could do is apologise to all board members for feckin' up the blog's functionality & depriving us from using the occasional swear word .

 Beeno, I am not sure why you think I hold such sway with Saffex and can tell him what to do. Do your friends tell you what to do ? Woukd you listen if they did ? 
As for being uncritical, what is it that I have to do to get it into your head ? The truth about the way Saffex looks is all I am commenting on here and his behaviour in my company and that if my friends. Pure and simple. Mike has also commented on this, as has Rooinek. So why is it that we are all wrong ? Answer me that. 

I think this has become more pathetic by the minute, really it has. How old are you all ? You really are acting worse than a bunch of schoolgirls. 

 Lady Becs it's not really the way he looks as far as I am concerned - he cant help that - but the way he acts. No of course you cant tell him how to behave he would rebel like a naughty child, but a wise woman like you could subtley work with ou snapster and teach him, over time, how to behave. Hahahahahhaha men have the wills and women their ways etc.

 I have no claim over Saffex, Beeno. You should know that. I can't tell him to behave and he doesn't have to listen to me if he chooses not to. I think you should really have got the fact into your heads by now that we are friends, nothing more. Even if we were, I doubt I would be listened to by any man, quite frankly. I never have been. I don't see that changing at any point in the future ! 

 Blob go fuck yourself

How did you choose your name, Mozart ? Were you a child prodigy ?  Are you widely lauded as one of the greatest musicians of all time ? ! 

 But do you see yourself akin to him in any way or are you just a fan ?  

Nope you may not have heard this, but the poor fellow is no longer with us ....I admire him greatly, but I don't see us as "akin" in that crucial sense.

Dave is a cool dude. Made the effort to send me CDs all the way from England. We dont like the same rugby players but we share a taste in music

Becs is also awesome considering all the adversity she has faced in her life. A lot of other people would have given up by now. Becs - I salute your determination !

Mozart is a cool dude too. Met him and his wife in their Cape Town home. Gave up their valentines day plans to have dinner with me and let me tell you, although slightly unbelievable to some, Moz is just as successful as he says he is - probably more so. Knowing who his wife is too now makes me kind of embarrassed that I said some of the things I did to him at times. Sorry Moz.

I know a few of the others too - some of you guys are like some kind of special 'family' to me - we have been blogging for so long. It is almost possible to predict how some will respond LOL.

On this post, Rooinek will probably tell me to stop being so soppy - but in a way only he can formulate

This all said - try play nice guys. I hope all of this stuff is just playful banter.....

It is Sharkie none of this is serious stuff......its just impossible to play nice, it gets boring being civil to some on here  

 Oh Sharkie.....you are just being too nice !!! 
We all love you too