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Henry Slade vs Jessie Kriel

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Feb 2019, 02:47
#41
08 Feb 2019, 02:47#41
One of our own? Don't you live on the dole in England? ........... 66' 13-22 Try - Henry Slade , England 65' No extra points as Farrell puts the kick wide. It was a fine move from England for the try. Slade's pass into May initially was perfect. 65' TRY It's a try! Johnny May produced a brilliant kick over the top and into space from the touchline. Slade, who was just about level, went careering after it and got there first to tap it down for England. Big big pressure on Ireland now. 65' Huge moment for England. Henry Slade chases a Johnny May kick and crashes over. But we're going to TMO to check if he was onside... ...... Straight from your source ESPN....no skill at all hahahaha.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
08 Feb 2019, 02:57
#42
08 Feb 2019, 02:57#42

Dave

There are some crackpots the orc quotes from to support his BS,   This new one takes no account of performance,   We use stats from ESPN when necessary and in the past used those as a basis to support observations - but the orc use selective stats to support his BS,   Now suddenly the orc finds a new crackpot site and suddenly that is the bible,   

The orc is a special specimen - he tries to use misrepresentations and  lies to justify his BS statements,

This is funny - the freak used to propagate slow and huge 13 - now he is onto a small guy weighing 95 kgs - who in 16 tests played scored 4 tries - as being top class.   Remember how he used to support even a smaller player (De Jongh) at outside center.    From De Jongh (the AWOL specialist)  he went to the baby elephants and the weight specialist Fat Fransie.    A nutcase if ever there was one.              

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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Feb 2019, 03:09
#43
08 Feb 2019, 03:09#43
Explain Allende and EB Viljoen. But let me help DCup, you worry about Slade's test stats: Slade 18tests /4 tries/ 83% win ratio. Kriel 40 tests/ 12 tries / 50% win ratio Allende 37 tests/4 tries/ 50% win ratio. You should worry about Kriel andespecially yorfavourite Allende. These two Bok crashballers have contributed nothing of note in almost 40 games. Slade may not be a world beater....but he was certainly an Ireland beater last Saturday. And ranked much higher by the most sophisticated ranking algoritm yet devised. Game, set and match!
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
08 Feb 2019, 07:11
#44
08 Feb 2019, 07:11#44
Moffie's knowledge of English rugby players can be summed up in two words . . . Vinny Vunipola!
LMAO!
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Feb 2019, 07:29
#45
08 Feb 2019, 07:29#45
Vinny rather squashed CJ Stampkar....I wasn't surprised.
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
08 Feb 2019, 08:39
#46
08 Feb 2019, 08:39#46

Rooinek 

LMAO

The fact is that I m getting worried about the orc.   He knows zero about English rugby and even less so about ALL RUGBY and is idiotic enough to write on rugby issues on site,

I checked all the names and surnames in the English team against Ireland and found no player by the name of Vinny.   Is ty poor bugger finally getting delusional as well.   LMAO


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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
08 Feb 2019, 08:48
#47
08 Feb 2019, 08:48#47

He called Billy Vunipola "Vinny" by mistake but he's such a conceited and stubborn old fool that he can't admit he stuffed up so now he's trying to pretend that we're all the stupid ones for thinking it's "Billy" and not "Vinny".

I kid you not.

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CleanCutPro9,905 posts
08 Feb 2019, 09:21
#48
08 Feb 2019, 09:21#48

Typical Losser ...he tries so hard to impress ... and ends up with both feet in his mouth.

I hope he at least poops in the potty and not beside it ...his grandchildren would be horrified.



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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 12:13
#49
08 Feb 2019, 12:13#49
Moffie has been owned a number of times but never on this scale. The best part of me exposing him for his rugby ignorance is that he is too stupid to acknowledge the fact that I’ve blown his pathetic prejudicial take on Kriel vs Slade out the water. If he had any dignity he would go hide but he comes back for more making a bigger clown of himself each time. Wait for it chaps let’s see what he comes back with? Apparently Slade in his books who ran all of 10m a test, scoring no tries and missing 20 tackles in the season is better than Kriel who ran 27m a test scoring 4 tries in the process and missing less tackles in 4 more tests played than Slade. I can’t wait Moffie let’s hear your tune old fart
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
08 Feb 2019, 12:25
#50
08 Feb 2019, 12:25#50
"Moffie has been owned a number of times but never on this scale ."
I don't know about that . . . Meyer Bosman . . . Vinny Vunipola . . . numbering of flankers . . . Jaque Fourie . . . numbering of props . . . Pieter-Steph du Toit . . . Handre Pollard . . . Heinrich Brussow . . . how Grand Slams work . . . Alun-Wyn Jones . . . Warren Whiteley . . . the Du Preez twins . . . and those are just his rugby embarrassments, don't get me started on things like climate vs weather . . . Bozo's "achievements" . . . economics . . . grammar . . . literature . . . and many other humiliations on a grand scale.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 12:32
#51
08 Feb 2019, 12:32#51
You forgot Adi Jacobs!!!! Also apparently there is one hell of a lot of skill involved with Slade chasing a kick by May to score a try. Brilliant skill displayed!!!!
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
08 Feb 2019, 12:39
#52
08 Feb 2019, 12:39#52
Indeed . . . that is by no means a comprehensive lists of Moffie's gaffes. Marius Joubert . . . CJ Stander . . . Victor Matfield's comeback . . . Francois Hougaard . . . we could be here all day.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 12:46
#53
08 Feb 2019, 12:46#53
The stupid prick is anti 95% of our players I just don’t get why he watches or supports SA rugby. The only pleasure he derives is sitting there slating virtually every one of our players. Sadistic springs to mind. How sad it must be being in his head watching a game of rugby that involves SA players
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
08 Feb 2019, 13:26
#54
08 Feb 2019, 13:26#54

Dave

The orc is a vicious BSter,   Whenever anybody mentioned a player which may threaten his own favourites in the Springbok team based on reputation - he becomes vicious and attacked the player concerned even though he did not even see one game in which the player played,  

You happened to mention Stander as a potential Springbok in 2012 and the idiot went totally mad.   Since then he has been on an anti-Stander campaign.   The same applies to strings of other players as listed by Rooinek.

One must accept that his hate list of players indicate total rugby ignorance by the orc and a superiority complex out of control.

  

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 13:59
#55
08 Feb 2019, 13:59#55
Mike he only has a handful of players he likes one of which is average Louw which makes no sense at all. Apart from that handful the idiot bangs on about how crap the rest of our players are. If they were that crap we would not be beating NZ in NZ we would be competing with Zim for some African bragging rights!! I just don’t get how he derives any pleasure watching games involving SA players. If I watch the Sharks vs Bulls for instance I enjoy the fact that I’m witnessing a game that has 95% players I rate and enjoy watching. Moffie is the polar opposite he is supporting the 5% and gaining great pleasure in slatting the 95% - what’s the fucking point - don’t watch go play bowls or something
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Feb 2019, 17:17
#56
08 Feb 2019, 17:17#56
Boks in 2018.....50% win ratio......world ranking number 5 down from 2 under HM. We have too many players just making up the numbers and a coach who inherited success at Munster and doesn't have much of a clue. But the barking dogs are really in form today. Four against one and not one punch landed. But then we are dealing four of life's biggest losers.....Peeper, Disbarred Lawyer, Pervert and Turncoat. Keep it up chaps, I'll tie one hand behind my back.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 19:10
#57
08 Feb 2019, 19:10#57
Moffie let me guess you still think Slade was better than Jessie in 2018 dumbass Entertain us old fart No punches landed oh boy you really are profoundly stupid. It’s only worth punching if there is a contest. One can’t punch an old man with his hands tied and head in the clouds. The humanly thing to do would be to point you in the direction of the asylum
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Feb 2019, 20:41
#58
08 Feb 2019, 20:41#58
The 'humanly' thing to do .......waaaaaaaahhaha.....you mean the 'humane' thing. Your spell check missed that one. Let me guess Vetsak, you were disbarred for abuse of the English language,
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 20:57
#59
08 Feb 2019, 20:57#59
Ah Moffie one can sense your corner is getting a little smaller, it’s back to spelling is it? Poor old man now be a sport and talk us through Slade being better than Kriel last season old wise one. It’s Friday we need another laugh. Maybe you could highlight his defensive prowess this time round
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Feb 2019, 22:25
#60
08 Feb 2019, 22:25#60
It's not spelling DBL it's hilariously butchering a word....if it was just spelling the software would have saved you, but it was blown out of the water!
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 22:36
#61
08 Feb 2019, 22:36#61
Poor little Moffie has lost the fight So easily owned, such easy pickings as always
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Feb 2019, 22:56
#62
08 Feb 2019, 22:56#62
How is that er....'humanly' possible. Stay down Vetsak, it's your best position.
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 23:07
#63
08 Feb 2019, 23:07#63
Moffie talk us through Slade vs Kriel one more time. Pretty please and then I might loosen than noose around your scrawny wrinkled neck. Poor old man I feel your pain and embarrassment
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
08 Feb 2019, 23:12
#64
08 Feb 2019, 23:12#64
Slade has made a significant difference in a big test......something Kriel has not done in 40 tests. Forty is a big enough sample, I would say he is dumb muscle, but as we saw when he was run over to lose the Japanese test....he's not very strong. How are you doing otherwise?
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 23:18
#65
08 Feb 2019, 23:18#65
Bwaahaahaaaa is that it Slade made a significant difference by scoring two opportunist tries. He chased a kick by May and scored and that in your books is significant? You idiot But let’s get back to 2018 old man, who was better Kriel or Slade?
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
08 Feb 2019, 23:28
#66
08 Feb 2019, 23:28#66
Posted by: mozart (26552 posts) Feb 08, 2019, 23:08 1.5 ....DCup gets a children's vote. Classic
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
09 Feb 2019, 03:03
#67
09 Feb 2019, 03:03#67
1+0.5=1.5, helpful?
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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
09 Feb 2019, 04:06
#68
09 Feb 2019, 04:06#68

Dave 

Don't get involved in discussions with the pompous self-important rugby illiterate orc.   Please note that he again got caught out writing BS on site and is not going the childish way.

I just love it - a player has a missed tackle ratio of 40  and the orc ignores it.  Beware any SA player on huis pet hate list missing a third of the missed tackle ratio of Slade - the orc will get ballistic.

        

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
09 Feb 2019, 12:28
#69
09 Feb 2019, 12:28#69
This stupid twat is so dumb that he failed to pick up on the fact he used the word children’s vote instead of child’s vote minutes after fingering me What an idiot Classic though His comeback is children’s books bwhaaaahaaa
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Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
09 Feb 2019, 12:34
#70
09 Feb 2019, 12:34#70

Dave getting taken to the cleaners once again. "Children's" vote is standard English!  

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clevermikeCoach57,555 posts
09 Feb 2019, 12:47
#71
09 Feb 2019, 12:47#71

So you once again support the childish orc?

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
09 Feb 2019, 13:23
#72
09 Feb 2019, 13:23#72
Beenkop we have always known how profoundly stupid you are and now you have just confirmed it. Stick to bible bashing you twat
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Feb 2019, 00:52
#73
10 Feb 2019, 00:52#73
The Children's vote is correct......just as 'Children's Books' will be found in Harrods. Alas there is no "child's books". Wrong and you don't even understand why.....LMAOFY!
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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
10 Feb 2019, 13:15
#74
10 Feb 2019, 13:15#74
You were not talking about children’s books you idiot you were giving Mike a child’s vote not a children’s vote You are fucking stupid enough to do that after fingering me - complete idiot
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
10 Feb 2019, 18:17
#75
10 Feb 2019, 18:17#75
You keep focusing on the adjective you fool.....I'll give you another example, it's the "women's vote' not the 'woman's vote'. I gave him a vote for the class which includes only children. This is a bit embarrassing.....you did say you got a law degree before you were disbarred? Or were you just a legal assistant.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
11 Feb 2019, 01:43
#76
11 Feb 2019, 01:43#76
From the Guardian Henry Slade 9 Picked up from where he left off. His high kick that led to May’s third try showed he is playing with senses heightened and produced a classy finish. From the Independent Henry Slade - 8 Another standout performance from the Exeter Chiefs centre. Finished his try well with a simple sidestep inside Guirado to seal the bonus point, and part of the kicking unit that kept France pinned back. From RugbyPass Henry Slade – 8 A strong aerial display from the outside centre, who took a number of contested balls, as well as winning back English kicks, including in the build-up to May’s third try. He took his try well, stepping back inside and beating the would-be tackler. He did get caught out shooting up trying to close down the play in the build-up to Damian Penaud’s opening try, but it was otherwise a solid defensive showing, as illustrated by his intercept in the second half that led to a penalty try. ......... These fine reviews missed another try scoring contribution from Slade....the aerial tap back that led to May's first try. Another complete test, well beyond anything we have ever seen from deadhead Kriel.
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MozartCaptain49,914 posts
14 Feb 2019, 21:22
#77
14 Feb 2019, 21:22#77
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RooinekCaptain18,117 posts
14 Feb 2019, 21:23
#78
14 Feb 2019, 21:23#78
Luckily I had Henry Slade in my Six Nations Fantasy Rugby team.
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