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Hey Denise

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Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jan 2016, 00:33
#1
18 Jan 2016, 00:33#1
Did 2016 bring you a face transplant? Just asking
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Jan 2016, 01:36
#2
18 Jan 2016, 01:36#2
Spoken like the short, fat, smelly balding fellow you really are.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jan 2016, 01:54
#3
18 Jan 2016, 01:54#3
Ah Moffie at least I am not knocking on deaths door......you must be 70 by now you poor fuck
6ft, 90kg and never been close to balding......and still as good looking as ever......just ask Becs and Rooi's wife.
As for you fuckwit.......you have no escaping the approaching grave.....do you have your Will in order huh?
70 yet......bwhaaaahaaaa.......fuck it must be sad being that kind of age.....I feel for you......no wonder you are so rugby blind......its age
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Jan 2016, 02:26
#4
18 Jan 2016, 02:26#4
You forget I have met both you and Denny...he is twice the man you are you ridiculous little fat man.
CH
ChippoPro3,372 posts
18 Jan 2016, 10:29
#5
18 Jan 2016, 10:29#5
 leave the fat kid alone man.
BL
bluebokPro3,977 posts
18 Jan 2016, 11:49
#6
18 Jan 2016, 11:49#6
Hahahaha! New year...same old comments!
BL
bluebokPro3,977 posts
18 Jan 2016, 11:54
#7
18 Jan 2016, 11:54#7
Things it is not cool to be on this board. Fat, thin, balding, old, young, short, straight, g@y, lesbian, ugly, having long hair, having no hair, having facial hair, Christian, Athiest, Muslim, a New Zealander, an Aussie, a Saffa, white, black, Lood De Jager, Matfield, rich, poor, comfortable.....please, feel free to add on, there are so many I have left out! 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jan 2016, 14:44
#8
18 Jan 2016, 14:44#8

Moffie licking arse......name fits hey Moffie


It would make sense that a twat like you find affinity in another twat like Denise


You twats stick together or is it stick into one another.


Awe Moffie, you have hurt my feelings.....you prefer Denise over me......ag shame man 


I guess he is more your age

MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Jan 2016, 16:43
#9
18 Jan 2016, 16:43#9
As a matter of fact I do prefer Dennie over you. But that's not hard, who would like a pompous self promoting punk whose main career achievement was to get disbarred.

But even that is not my point. My point is Dennie is twice the man you are....admittedly not in weight, there you win hands down ....but in pretty much everything else that defines manliness.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jan 2016, 23:15
#10
18 Jan 2016, 23:15#10
Disbarred.......bwhaaahaaaaaa
Moffie like I said you are a twat as is Denise, in fact he is more of a twat.....a little coward who had to run from SA.
Two twats would stick together......did you kiss him?
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Jan 2016, 23:21
#11
18 Jan 2016, 23:21#11
Like  you said....hahaha ....did your mommie kiss Luke
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jan 2016, 23:25
#12
18 Jan 2016, 23:25#12
Given how fucking ugly your wife is.....I'm sure Denise was a worthy upgrade
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
18 Jan 2016, 23:32
#13
18 Jan 2016, 23:32#13
 Did yours leave you?
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
18 Jan 2016, 23:36
#14
18 Jan 2016, 23:36#14
Nope sitting right beside me as pretty as ever......good looking boys dont end up with mares like you did
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jan 2016, 00:13
#15
19 Jan 2016, 00:13#15
Likes 'em fat, short and unsuccessful hey?
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jan 2016, 00:18
#16
19 Jan 2016, 00:18#16
Sounds about as accurate as your CC takes dead man walking......based on fuck all.....unlike my material evidence of your granny
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jan 2016, 00:28
#17
19 Jan 2016, 00:28#17
Well they all become grannies eventually. But not all of them become besotted with the likes of Luke Watson. What was it you told me, she worked in the tuck shop and really liked Luke. Seemed a bit off at the time.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jan 2016, 00:32
#18
19 Jan 2016, 00:32#18
Dead man walking......would this be at the same time you told me you left SA as you hated black people?
But if you are talking about my mother.....no she was the secretary at my school and Cheeky Watson was a pupil in her time......she said he was an exceptional rugby player.
Luke went to Grey you ignorant prick
Glad to be of service  
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jan 2016, 00:44
#19
19 Jan 2016, 00:44#19
 Gosh how time flies, it was Cheeky she was besotted about...hahaha....well how embarrassing is that. She said he was an exceptional rugby player....hahaha. Fat chance. 
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jan 2016, 00:47
#20
19 Jan 2016, 00:47#20
Moffie my mom is your age or pretty close.
Its common knowledge Cheeky was one hell of a wing......google it you twat
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jan 2016, 00:53
#21
19 Jan 2016, 00:53#21
This might help a little coffin dodger

As a 21-year-old, Watson played for the Eastern Province team which lost by 28 points to 13 to the visiting All Blacks in 1976. Mona Badela, black journalist and president of theKwaZakhele Rugby Union (Kwaru), invited him to practise his Christian convictions by coaching a black side in the townships. When Watson took the black rugby team to practise at the Saint George's sports ground in Port Elizabeth, they met with strong opposition.

Watson was selected as a wing for the Junior Springboks in 1976. However he declined an invitation to participate in the trails for the 1976 senior Springbok team. He joined the Spring Rose Rugby Football Club in the black township of New Brighton, Port Elizabeth, which was affiliated with Kwaru.

DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Jan 2016, 01:11
#22
19 Jan 2016, 01:11#22
 Hello Fatboy....I see you getting your fat arse kicked again...from one end of the board to the other. Funny that isn't it?... seeing you're such a pretty boy who daydreams about pretty women. Perhaps you should have lived in the fast lane, featured on the front covers of mens magazines but instead you're stuck on a godforsaken patch feeding pigs.....hope they're not competing with you for size! So tell me Fatboy.....when is "To the Rescue" gonna pitch up to tell us how sweet you are and that you're not a bleskop and nyaaah nyaaah nyaah you're not a fatarse with supporting evidence that she's run her hands over it Hmmm? Best if you email her quicksmart, hate for you to end up in tears. Things could have been so much better for you but for being pigheaded, arrogant and belligerent your partnership at Stewarts Law had to end with you being shown the door. So there, a two bob lawyer stuck on a patch feeding pigs. The gods  couldn't have scripted it any funnier.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jan 2016, 01:22
#23
19 Jan 2016, 01:22#23
Denise.......I seem to have touched a nerve......does that stem from all your years of hiding and running.....always looking over your back.
You seen any of your oppressors lately
Funny how you profess to know so much about me.......lets have your informed take on the CC as well.......pigs, godforsaken patch, shown the door, arse kicked, fast lane.....mens magazine.....now thats closer to the truth Denise....are you revealing yourself......not only have you been running from your oppressors you seem to have been hiding in the closet as well......do you fancy men Denise, are you gay.....thats a serious question?
By the way, did Santa bring you a new face?
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jan 2016, 01:34
#24
19 Jan 2016, 01:34#24
 So old Cheek is 62. I'm 68, so if she is close to my age, she was 24 when Cheek was in matric.....and she admired his rugby, hahaha. Nothing worse than young mothers ogling school boys. No wonder you looked so embarrassed when you blurted out that story.
Still if she is my age she must be a dead woman walking according to you, so perhaps you won't have to deal with this too much longer.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jan 2016, 01:42
#25
19 Jan 2016, 01:42#25
68 ouch you poor thing
Now tell me dead man walking how did you work out I looked embarrassed?
This sounds on par with your CC takes.....true to form old fart
68 shit.....that is sad
Take is the Will is sealed?
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Jan 2016, 01:46
#26
19 Jan 2016, 01:46#26
 Hehehe... a raw nerve huh? Now that's funny! Tell me Fatboy why are you're still hogging a rugby message board at 11.30pm at night? The pain from getting your arse kicked isn't gonna get any better it's only going to get worse. Hanging  around  like a bad smell of pig poo goes to show you have a raw nerve that's been touched.....now either go to bed or ring  "To the rescue" to tell us  what a sweet fat pig you are oink oink oink As for my oppressors.....only you would know......kinda reckon you and your arrogance were a great big part of it. But glad to say these I can sit back and laugh at you clowns cause I reckon I've done fine for myself. Mortgage paid, a couple investment units and travelling the world....surely has to be better than minding the pigs.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jan 2016, 02:08
#27
19 Jan 2016, 02:08#27
 I think we know who has had his fat butt kicked again. For eight years I kept this embarrassing revelation about Cheeky to myself....that in spite of Porky lying about my comments during our meeting. Poor jerk just can't stop digging though, so now he has to wear the whole sordid episode.
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
19 Jan 2016, 03:36
#28
19 Jan 2016, 03:36#28
 He's only got himself to blame when he gave decency the flick. Love the way he drags others into his sh!tfights......ask so and so and ask so and so....simply means even he  has no faith in his own BS. I'm surprised that "To the Rescue" hasn't arrived yet.....by now he'd have emailed her. Anyway the poor misery has finally taken my advice and gone to bed but no doubt he'll be back to have his sorry ass kicked again and again.
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jan 2016, 05:24
#29
19 Jan 2016, 05:24#29
 No doubt e mails will flow tomorrow to get the cavalry to help. Got to love the way he blunders into effectively calling his own mother a dead woman walking....how stupid is this fellow really?
Ugly stuff, but the alternative is to let this scumbag get away with his nasty stuff which started in the first post of this string. To hell with that.
KM
Ka MateClub Pro246 posts
19 Jan 2016, 08:06
#30
19 Jan 2016, 08:06#30
Very classy thread. HNY to the decent blokes on this site!
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
19 Jan 2016, 14:51
#31
19 Jan 2016, 14:51#31
 snapster dense denise needs a brain transplant more than a face transplant. We dont see his face here but his halfwitted comments lower the content value of the board. Hahahahahhaahahaha. 
Never more funny when getting un his high horse on some issue he barely understands! 




SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
19 Jan 2016, 23:10
#32
19 Jan 2016, 23:10#32
Hey Denise, a tiny corner of my plaas is worth more than your mortgage free hovel and sad excuse for investments.....speaking of investments I have one of my properties come up for rent if you are interested......nice little spot 5min walk from the beach?
Now back to my original question? Are you a closet gay? Men's mags and all......enlighten us.
As for my pigs, I can guarantee you they are better looking than you
Dead man walking........I'm loving your 8 year secret regarding Cheeky.....bwhaahaaaa......come on old man......enlighten us all.......but one thing I do recall is that when you spoke of how you detested the black man in SA, I said Cheeky would never be taken with that stance given the route he embarked on......do you recall that coffin dodger?
Tell me have you kissed that painting frog lately?  


MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
19 Jan 2016, 23:51
#33
19 Jan 2016, 23:51#33
 You said Cheeky would never have taken that stance? No you said you mother just adored Cheeky who was all of 5 years older...shameful stuff. But not surprising, no decent family could have produced a pig like you.
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
20 Jan 2016, 05:43
#34
20 Jan 2016, 05:43#34
 So they have beaches on mud island? If they do the water would freeze your nuts over Huh? Fatboy......once again, let me remind you, I don't care what you own....suffice for me to know that you're shoveling pig poo.
BE
Beeno1Captain40,032 posts
20 Jan 2016, 08:27
#35
20 Jan 2016, 08:27#35
 dense denise its very clear you are green with envy as to what Saffex owns.
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
20 Jan 2016, 09:31
#36
20 Jan 2016, 09:31#36
 Ah dead man walking is that your angle with my mum.....I'll be sure to tell her, she could probably do with a laugh in depressing SA....so that's your 8 year secret.....wow how have you lived keeping that close to your chest anti black man?




SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
20 Jan 2016, 09:40
#37
20 Jan 2016, 09:40#37
 Yeah Beenkop old ugly twat Denise is struggling here. The self proclaimed Godfather of this board. His rugby posts are renowned not to mention the cricket ones.
Yeah Denise a beach...ever been to Cornwall you waste of space.....being the mighty traveller you are.sIt dies not end with pigs on the plaas you forgot the cows, horses, ponies, donkeys, sheep, goats, dogs, cats, chickens, ducks, geese and turkeys
DE
DennyCaptain12,893 posts
20 Jan 2016, 12:55
#38
20 Jan 2016, 12:55#38
 Interesting....tell me, how many pigs do you have?
SA
Saffolk Captain30,741 posts
20 Jan 2016, 15:51
#39
20 Jan 2016, 15:51#39
600000000000  
MO
MozartCaptain49,914 posts
20 Jan 2016, 17:21
#40
20 Jan 2016, 17:21#40
It hasn't been a big burden Vetsak....nothing like the burden it must have been to you all that time. But you have a little problem. You say above you told me At my club that Cheeky would never have taken "that course". 
But previously you said you never commented on my supposed anti black comments at the time. You were so "shocked". An essential part of your story given you continued to sit there at my club, munching on the snacks and sloshing down the grog.
So you are lying again. All that you said was that your mother was really "fond" of Cheeky. Were you lying about my "anti  black" comments at the time, or lying about remonstrating with me at the time.....or more to the point, lying both times.
Best just stop digging Deflatus 
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