I've come to play

Should I introduce myself fully, wife and all?

Or is it just rugby we chat about on here?

Play it again Sam  

Hi Beethoven

Welcome to the madhouse

You are welcome to post about anything you want really, nobody gives a toss, it's all up and down and sideways here.

Just a warning though

Stay away from Rooinek.... he's a runner, a sarcastic bitter nutter who is extremely p..i..s..s..e..d off with this world.  When he realises that he's still alive, and it's not just a bad dream, all hell is gonna break loose here.

You will make his aquaintance soon, and I doubt it will be a pleasant experience.

And the second poster is S..a..f..f..e..x, he is mal I tell you.  He is miles ahead of anyone else on here when it comes to making new friends, his charm is just such that posters can't seem to resist egging him on or baiting him, myself included, but he takes it on the chin most times.

Beeno is the resident Psychologist, and he does a pretty decent job.  He hunts moles with his sidekick Justwin on the sidelines, and they are very perceptive when jolling together.

DBDraad is the reasoning force behind most personal battles that go on here, and is much needed at times.

mozart is the old toppie who has the knack of getting under the skin by throwing his line out and getting a bite, I think his hit ratio is about 96.7%, better than Hougaards tackle effeciency.

Denny is overseas I think, a funny bloke sometimes, and sometimes serious, but not a bad chap, and he's best friends with most on here

CleanCut is a very deep individual, so deep in fact he sometimes loses himself.  But, I have assured him I will show him where the light really is.

Sharkbok, also not a bad chap, he just can't wait to go and sit with S..a..f..f..e..x to have a cold one, they get on like a house on fire.

Becs, she's a bit delusional sometimes, but she's a lady so I'll remain polite..... you may just like her when you take all the other problems away

clevermike will surprise you, despite his old age he can still manage 256 words per minute when typing, it will amaze you how he can string a 10 paragraph long response together within 2 minutes and 23 seconds from his last post

Ceradyne, not a guy to be tangled with.  If you farted in 1948 at exactly 23:17pm, in your own lounge, with no witnesses present, and loud music blaring, he would still manage to locate some written or legal documentation that would prove beyond any shadow of a doubt that you did.

Chippo.... good folk

Claydog... good folk

Biltongbek ... good folk

Myself, I tend to stay to myself, hardly post, and try not to antagonise anyone.

I am a peacefull man, I cherish the smell of the flowers every morning and just take it day by day.  I seldom upset posters on here, but if I do, it affects me deeply and for many days afterwards, so I prefer to refrain from getting involved in board politics and getting personal... it is just not in my nature

Other than that, have fun here

Ok Ok

Guys...... I have a confession to make ............

 Rather look well groomed like Mozart than fat and slimy like Dave.

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Whatever, all posters now know if they have a disagreement with you and you have any personal information about them or their families, you have no qualms about exposing it on this Board. That says it all.

Oh look it's little old Cheezer....I know you are stupid and didn't get that Voetsek is Dave either. But the fact that Dave posted my name and my wife's name on here kinda gives one a clue.

But say do you still think I can't post a string from 2012 on here....you must do, because I haven't seen your apology ye t.